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miesha
15.12.2020 03:42:28
miesha
My cat is literally obsessed with sleeping on my chest its so cute but sir ur clogging my lungs... pls.. 

15.12.2020 03:42:28
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 
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klueless kitty
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klueless kitty
15.12.2020 04:00:29
klueless kitty
torrenoia wrote:
klueless kitty wrote:
i have a thing for old men. i think biden is hot.
you should see a doctor abt that
agreed i need help

15.12.2020 04:00:29
†his ki††y †hinks you're so cu†e!

                          
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klueless kitty
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klueless kitty
15.12.2020 04:04:47
klueless kitty
klueless kitty wrote:
i have a thing for old men. i think biden is hot.
i hate that no one agrees

15.12.2020 04:04:47
†his ki††y †hinks you're so cu†e!

                          
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Spirit
15.12.2020 04:28:01
Spirit
why don't people customize stuff with nailpolish more often

15.12.2020 04:28:01

 
 
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dipsydoll
15.12.2020 06:15:26
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u kno the guy in every lego commercial who goes "HEY!!!!!!".......well like i dont hate him but i dont resonate w his energy. i DONT want to be yelled at when im playing with plastic bricks. construction is a really delicate situation n i think if some guy just went "HEY!!!!" irl when some dude is building shit? well he could get someone KILLED

15.12.2020 06:15:26
hitting that juckport $1 trillion ^_^ <3
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Janeze321
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15.12.2020 06:35:06
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miesha wrote:
My cat is literally obsessed with sleeping on my chest its so cute but sir ur clogging my lungs... pls.. 
My cat likes my chest too, He is my alarm clock. Every morning he jumps up onto the bed and finds my chest to stand on and lowers his head starts to purr and licks my face....


15.12.2020 06:35:06
Peace and love to you all.

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15.12.2020 06:53:22
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I wanna sleep for a week 

15.12.2020 06:53:22
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miesha
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miesha
15.12.2020 06:55:12
miesha
Janeze321 wrote:
miesha wrote:
My cat is literally obsessed with sleeping on my chest its so cute but sir ur clogging my lungs... pls.. 
My cat likes my chest too, He is my alarm clock. Every morning he jumps up onto the bed and finds my chest to stand on and lowers his head starts to purr and licks my face....

Awwh thats so cute!! Mine does it randomly, sometimes he just sees me laying down and runs up to me and sleeps there. It makes me so happy but he sleeps on my poor windpipes ;-;

15.12.2020 06:55:12
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 
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zelia
15.12.2020 07:10:04
zelia
soviet post-punk slaps

15.12.2020 07:10:04
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garmetar
15.12.2020 07:14:27
garmetar
has anyone ever actually finished one of the matching games in under 50 moves??? like that shit fr feels impossible....

15.12.2020 07:14:27
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