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Hat5une Miku
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23300
Reputation: 14810
Posts: 79
Secville
14.04.2020 13:07:11
Hat5une Miku

also hwy am i supposed to see the pillar men as antagonists when they are thick juicy kill nazis and walk into battle wearing thongs and fetish harnesses

14.04.2020 13:07:11

Briana Indiana
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15476
Reputation: 9395
Posts: 15
Atheista
14.04.2020 16:28:53
Briana Indiana

I teach college comp and my students have been urging me to watch jjba and I was like "hah no way I'm too pretty" but @Hat5une Miku the way you've described this antagonist makes me absolutely certain that I WANT to watch jjba. 

14.04.2020 16:28:53
listen to fiona apple "ladies" here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n46e8m2pOAw
mimizim
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 56210
Reputation: 24291
Posts: 61
Agnostica
14.04.2020 18:06:32
mimizim

Josefine wrote:
mimizim wrote:
Josefine wrote:
i have a fat cat called oscar
awww what colour is he ? :D
Dark brown but he has super bright blue eyes <3

:D aww soo cute <3  


14.04.2020 18:06:32
Kira Sterling
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51905
Reputation: 24236
Posts: 1170
Agnostica
14.04.2020 19:26:55
Kira Sterling

My boyfriend and I are puppysitting his moms dog for a couple days this week.. he's a toy yorkie named Beast and he is the new love of my life!!

14.04.2020 19:26:55
Princess K

torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40164
Posts: 1181
Atheista
14.04.2020 22:16:50
torrenoia

man i just realized why i was so irritable today i forgot to take my meds lol

shit still sucks though, quarentine aside i have to figure out unemployment, deal with my student loans then theres the stress of having a friend backstabbing me out of nowhere and it snowed here too yesterday so its cold and gross outside :( i wish i could open my window because my kitty loves listening to the birds

14.04.2020 22:16:50
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Destiney
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 108941
Reputation: 42118
Posts: 386
Atheista
15.04.2020 07:12:40
Destiney

I had a mental breakdown with some hysterical laughing and sobbing today. My parents held my head and said preyers as if I was possessed. I have an exam in a few hours, and it's my birthday.  How's your day going

15.04.2020 07:12:40




mew




conezone
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2452
Reputation: 2108
Posts: 5
Atheista
15.04.2020 07:34:01
conezone

i’m laying the hell down in bed rn

15.04.2020 07:34:01
conezone
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2452
Reputation: 2108
Posts: 5
Atheista
15.04.2020 07:34:51
conezone

also my favourite colours r pink n purple

15.04.2020 07:34:51
Maeemae
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5394
Reputation: 3967
Posts: 16
Secville
15.04.2020 09:29:21
Maeemae

this quarantine is hitting kinda hard, i've done nothing but listen to and miss ayesha erotica for the past 2 days. kinda just wanna see her make music again.

15.04.2020 09:29:21
natlau97
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6287
Reputation: 5236
Posts: 100
Secville
15.04.2020 10:30:28
natlau97


I can't stand this seat at home, I have enough.

15.04.2020 10:30:28
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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