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Atheista
28.02.2021 09:26:07
nothotz

I have a fear of butterflies.. yes I know..
A lot of my friends make fun of me for it and call it irrational
But have you SEEN THOSE freaky lil FACES?
Butterfly "kisses" are just them trying to eat us cause they want the salt in our sweat..
I can live through my battles with PTSD but if I see ONE of these sneaky lil devils... im out XD

28.02.2021 09:26:07
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Atheista
28.02.2021 12:09:24
Bimkko

i can only agree, i love bugs in general but butterflies specifically? there's something about them, i cant stand them theyre so?? creepy? for no reason? idk whats it about them but i can't be near them
that and ladybugs, the only two bugs i cant stand, i love the others with all my heart but goddam these two? send them to hell!

28.02.2021 12:09:24
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Atheista
28.02.2021 15:14:00
torrenoia

i luv moths <3 

28.02.2021 15:14:00
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
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Posts 2536
Atheista
28.02.2021 18:11:19
peeslurper69

that awkward moment when you have a boyfriend but you have a crush on someone else and that person likes your friend and your friend thinks they like them back and now you’re posting it on a public forum as a cry for help #RELATABLE !! 

28.02.2021 18:11:19
your reluctant optimist 
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Freethinkerland
28.02.2021 20:42:52
urallfags

peeslurper69 wrote: 
that awkward moment when you have a boyfriend but you have a crush on someone else and that person likes your friend and your friend thinks they like them back and now you’re posting it on a public forum as a cry for help #RELATABLE !! 
you should break up with your boyfriend hahaha...

28.02.2021 20:42:52
my username's a joke, i'm gay lol
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Reputation 6654
Posts 122
Atheista
28.02.2021 21:10:27
MASCULINIZATION

wore a skirt today. i feel powerful.

28.02.2021 21:10:27
(please only use she/her for me if you can't alt. + only feminine titles please)
 your local gentlelady. read my carrd! (https://transvestite.carrd.co/)
feel free to debate me or fight me! let’s get our curious badges together.
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Level 17
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Freethinkerland
28.02.2021 21:40:13
Deathrow

it’s 1:39pm & i smoked waaaay too much. i was suppose to be a productive adult today, but that went right out the window & now i’m sitting in bed doing stuff in here lol

28.02.2021 21:40:13
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Atheista
01.03.2021 03:05:36
MASCULINIZATION

engineering (as a class) sucks. why couldn't we just do this coding stuff for both semesters?

01.03.2021 03:05:36
(please only use she/her for me if you can't alt. + only feminine titles please)
 your local gentlelady. read my carrd! (https://transvestite.carrd.co/)
feel free to debate me or fight me! let’s get our curious badges together.
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Reputation 33565
Posts 1083
Atheista
01.03.2021 06:03:38
miesha

i wish i was ambidextrous because my right hand looks awful after i try to paint my nails with my left hand and now i smell like nail polish

01.03.2021 06:03:38
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 

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01.03.2021 06:51:03
torrenoia

theres 2 different ppl that ive blocked that i keep catching stalking my page like <3 fuck off lol

01.03.2021 06:51:03
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!

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