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10.03.2021 13:09:29
Luluuuu

Submitted my first essay for 2021. I hope this year at university goes fast

10.03.2021 13:09:29
Pls challenge me. 
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10.03.2021 18:47:28
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AlienPrince HOTFIX 1_05 wrote:
Ooo speaking of sushi, yesterday while practising the elegant art of insomnia I ended up watching how to skin all kinds of fish and crustaceans and how to open and prepare seashells. I don’t like most seafoods because I just can’t handle the texture and smell usually, but the sound of a lobster’s joints cracking is divine.
I always end up doing weird and interesting things when I have insomnia. I'm a huge fan of going down youtube holes and finding cool things to watch. Last time I just watched way too many videos on gibbons lmao. 

I'm a huge seafood fan and I absolutely agree with you that cracking lobster joints is oddly satisfying.

10.03.2021 18:47:28
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Freethinkerland
10.03.2021 19:00:20
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Mimi Chastitty wrote:
im a scorpio idk
So am I!!!!

10.03.2021 19:00:20
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Freethinkerland
10.03.2021 20:34:39
Lili Baby

Hello, I'm a pisces and yeah idk

10.03.2021 20:34:39

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10.03.2021 20:34:50
FunnyValentine

this guy who is really into me was like "Come see my theatre production i have the lead role!!" so i did but honestly i didnt care for him i just wanted to see a musical. it was pretty good honestly, except some of them really couldnt sing haha but whatever i still paid for it and i had a good time. but when it finished i skidaddled cause i did NOT want to talk to him. i mean he did a good job but. thats cringe. am i an asshole for that

10.03.2021 20:34:50
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10.03.2021 20:38:12
Lili Baby

FunnyValentine wrote:
this guy who is really into me was like "Come see my theatre production i have the lead role!!" so i did but honestly i didnt care for him i just wanted to see a musical. it was pretty good honestly, except some of them really couldnt sing haha but whatever i still paid for it and i had a good time. but when it finished i skidaddled cause i did NOT want to talk to him. i mean he did a good job but. thats cringe. am i an asshole for that
Well, you're not an asshole for not liking him, you don't owe him shit BUT, I think you should be straightforward and tell him you're not interested, 'cause he might be getting mixed signals like ''oh, they came to the musical! wait, why did they leave?'', you know what I mean? Just tell him you're not looking for a partner, or you're simply not into him

10.03.2021 20:38:12

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10.03.2021 23:11:27
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SalemEnbyWitch wrote:
i'm scared because i'm meeting a friend this weekend who doesn't know i'm nonbinary and i'm worried he won't understand. not that our relationship means much to me- id doesn't- but i think his reaction can
still hurt my feelings

good luck! stay safe <3 they will probably love you


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10.03.2021 23:19:37
draculaura

I know nothing about astrology but bimbos who do I love you!

10.03.2021 23:19:37

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11.03.2021 15:00:49
Mona Elizabeth

I have a presentation in half an hour and I can't tell if I'm excited or panicking :') 

11.03.2021 15:00:49
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11.03.2021 15:07:21
AlienPrince HOTFIX 1_05

Mona Elizabeth wrote:
I have a presentation in half an hour and I can't tell if I'm excited or panicking :') 
One time when I had a presentation in school I was so nervous when my classmates got to ask me questions about it I answered in a super mean aggressive tone. I had managed to hold my shit together while the actual presenting but being forced to make eye contact or at least think about it and interact with people I was convinced hated me did not make me likely to like. Just answer like a normal person.

So think of it like this, as long as you fon’t insult your listeners you’re already doing better than me? Tbh this just reminded me of this awful awkward experience so I want the rest of you to experience second hand cringe for me. I demand your suffering.

11.03.2021 15:07:21
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