lets be real here

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Atheista
19.04.2021 01:20:41
peeslurper69

you know when someone says something to you and you’re just like. “you think you can just SAY things to me? why would you say that to me? how could you say that to me” but it’s not even like they said something mean but actually the polar opposite. and it’s been like 4 days but every time you think about it you instantly burst into tears. girl help reality is a prison

19.04.2021 01:20:41
your reluctant optimist 
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Freethinkerland
19.04.2021 03:40:12
sxcg0rl

not sure whether to keep studying when i get my degree....still dont know what i wanna do with my life help! the education system is so fucked lol, forcing people to choose degrees and potential career paths at 17/18 when u change so much in your 20s after interacting with the real world.
also, not sure whether uni is making me procrastinate...if i study another degree, then am i procrastinating putting myself out there in the world and actually doing my life? 
student existentialism haha 

19.04.2021 03:40:12

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Reputation 12120
Posts 226
Atheista
19.04.2021 06:56:08
FunnyValentine

i really like this guy but i think i fumbled it! yay! im pretty sure he hates me now cause hes ignoring me! i feel horrible. should i attempt to reach out or should i just ignore him for the rest of time until he does? what do you guys think!!!

19.04.2021 06:56:08
ダーティー・ディース・ダン・ダート・チープ!
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Posts 13
Atheista
19.04.2021 07:53:29
Coral Catharsis

@FunnyValentine If he’s ignoring you already he may not be worth your time to invest in. If he’s a busy guy give it a day or two to reply to you but I wouldn’t put myself in a situation where Im always waiting on a guy in hopes he’ll change.

19.04.2021 07:53:29
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Atheista
19.04.2021 13:19:51
peeslurper69

yeah funny, i personally would give it bit and then maybe reach out and ask what the deal is? who knows, he could be acting distant for a totally unrelated reason

19.04.2021 13:19:51
your reluctant optimist 
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Atheista
19.04.2021 15:25:14
Mimbo Bimbo

my dog is sleepin... awe

19.04.2021 15:25:14
Red lip? NO. Earrings? NO. High heels? NO. Handbag? NO.

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Level 160
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Freethinkerland
19.04.2021 17:07:10
CinnamonSugar

On Android phones, the Google Assistant is creepy.
It activates even when I don't say, "OK Google" or "Hey Google."
IDK what activated it just now. It claimed I said,  "Go to jail surgery fine."
I don't think I said any of those words!

19.04.2021 17:07:10
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
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Atheista
19.04.2021 17:37:37
Mona Elizabeth

One of my professors seemed really proud of me for being rank 3 in his course but then I got a 79 on the midterm and now I'm rank 5. I know that's still really good, especially since there's like fifty people in the class, but I still feel like I let him down :( 

19.04.2021 17:37:37
With love from beyond the grave, Mona Elizabeth
She/Her Please 

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Atheista
19.04.2021 17:38:10
YoshikageKira

life is a straight up wasteland

19.04.2021 17:38:10

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Atheista
19.04.2021 17:56:19
Mimbo Bimbo

you're all so valid

19.04.2021 17:56:19
Red lip? NO. Earrings? NO. High heels? NO. Handbag? NO.

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