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14.06.2020 21:46:02
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thinking about making more lobster items. dont have lobsters in every category yet and i gotta fix that. 

14.06.2020 21:46:02
 
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14.06.2020 22:16:35
Lil' George Bubblegum

CommunityVerified wrote:
thinking about making more lobster items. dont have lobsters in every category yet and i gotta fix that. 
I support you wholeheartedly at that, we do need more lobsters on this website.
Have you thought about doing a lobster beanie? I sure did and I think it's blessed

14.06.2020 22:16:35
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14.06.2020 22:51:21
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Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
CommunityVerified wrote:
thinking about making more lobster items. dont have lobsters in every category yet and i gotta fix that. 
I support you wholeheartedly at that, we do need more lobsters on this website.
Have you thought about doing a lobster beanie? I sure did and I think it's blessed
i am working on a fancy lobster hat but i will consider a beanie too. more lobsters.

14.06.2020 22:51:21
 
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Agnostica
14.06.2020 23:14:06
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i had some huevos con frijoles it was great

14.06.2020 23:14:06

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14.06.2020 23:14:45
boneappletit

oh and recently i started listening to loona...r.i.p. 

14.06.2020 23:14:45

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15.06.2020 00:38:15
Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
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i played this game named "we know the devil" like two weeks ago and have been thinking ab it nonstop ever since, this almost never happens to me with games so its a shock lmao. if any of u can play i highly suggest it
What is it about may I ask? I actually enjoy bido james a lot so I'm curious about it!
oh hi! its about 3 girls on some kind of vacation bible school and they have to spend an entire night in a cabin and wait to fight the devil. it can sound kinda meh but its pretty interesting and got some cool things like existencialism and lesbians lol. if u play it come talk to me about it!
but i feel like u might have some cooler game recs, give me some if u want to!!

15.06.2020 00:38:15

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15.06.2020 07:04:41
Lil' George Bubblegum

Animal Crossing: New Horizons wrote:
Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
Animal Crossing: New Horizons wrote:
i played this game named "we know the devil" like two weeks ago and have been thinking ab it nonstop ever since, this almost never happens to me with games so its a shock lmao. if any of u can play i highly suggest it
What is it about may I ask? I actually enjoy bido james a lot so I'm curious about it!
oh hi! its about 3 girls on some kind of vacation bible school and they have to spend an entire night in a cabin and wait to fight the devil. it can sound kinda meh but its pretty interesting and got some cool things like existencialism and lesbians lol. if u play it come talk to me about it!
but i feel like u might have some cooler game recs, give me some if u want to!!
I actually got interested, I'll try playing it later this week after I get college.hell under control :3
As for game recs... man, I really have been trying to find some new stuff to play. Have you ever programmed in Assembly? There's a game called TIS-100 where you basically solve puzzles using it and I've been getting my ass handed to me by it adldjaldjaldhalsksjd
But for actual inch resting games... have you played Starbound before? Tbh I see many people play it modded but the vanilla experience is also fantastic: basically u can travel around a star cluster (I think, nothing indicates it all happens in a single galaxy) to explore its planets and try to find some resources.
"But George, why would I do that?"
The thing is, this game has a plot. You do that because Earth has gone to fuckall and you were probably the sole survivor as a result. Earth, in this future, was where the Academy (where u learn how to be Captain Kirk in a more family-friendly context since u don't do handholding with a Vulcan ig) where everyone, not just humans, traveled to get their starfleet captain diploma(tm). But anyway, it has gone to shit, u can play as some funky alien races and none of them are furry bait, plot's centered around all races uniting to defeat greater cosmic horror evil and u can shoot it with the BFG from Doom if u find it on a planet
Oh also there's a spear that has its special power be time stop and everyone agreed it deserved to be modded to yell "Za Warudo" and do the PBBBBT bass boosted sound that comes with it 10/10 I actually need to go back to playing it to complete my intergalactic bug collection

15.06.2020 07:04:41
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15.06.2020 07:16:17
Lil' George Bubblegum

But anyway I've been having thots(tm) about Her (2013) again after so many years and I'm proud to say I just cried a lil at that, last time I did it I cried for a whole week instead of, y'now, 3 hours

The AI fell in love with what it couldn't have, which was the human experience. It couldn't feel the world for what it is and feel connected with others as we do since we're social creatures and it was just a program made to help us. By doing so, the AI proves it was, in a way, more human than many humans (such as the protagonist before it learned the true meaning of love) for feeling for us and desiring to care for those who couldn't get into contact with others in meaningful ways thanks to globalization and capitalism. In this essay I will

15.06.2020 07:16:17
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15.06.2020 14:11:24
peeslurper69

thinking about the bigfin squid 

15.06.2020 14:11:24
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15.06.2020 14:19:03
Wanette

I like bunnies. They sound like the lyrics to a pink floyd song!

15.06.2020 14:19:03

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