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11.02.2022 20:51:49
peeslurper69

i love that we got all the skyrim lovers in this thread now

have u guys played any other elder scrolls game? i’ve played some oblivion but i really struggle starting new games so i didn’t get very far past meeting jaufree in the beginning (which is like the first thing you do out of the opening sequence lol) i really want to try it again but it’s still like 15 dollars and if i dont play enough of it ill get mad at myself for wasting the money LOL (i had it on xbox360 before which i no longer have) 

11.02.2022 20:51:49
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11.02.2022 21:12:24
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rewatching a show i used to love with a friend n seeing the character i was in love with, now that ive moved on to OTHER characters, feels like crossing paths with my ex-husband during a mall date with my new boytoy

11.02.2022 21:12:24
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11.02.2022 21:36:35
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peeslurper69 wrote:
i love that we got all the skyrim lovers in this thread now

have u guys played any other elder scrolls game? i’ve played some oblivion but i really struggle starting new games so i didn’t get very far past meeting jaufree in the beginning (which is like the first thing you do out of the opening sequence lol) i really want to try it again but it’s still like 15 dollars and if i dont play enough of it ill get mad at myself for wasting the money LOL (i had it on xbox360 before which i no longer have) 
I haven't played any other Elder Scrolls games so far, but I want to try Oblivion and maybe Morrowind as well.

Edit: I just learned the first game, Arena, is available for free so I guess I'll play that too!

11.02.2022 21:36:35

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11.02.2022 21:55:09
Muffy Mynxxx

peeslurper69 wrote:
i love that we got all the skyrim lovers in this thread now

have u guys played any other elder scrolls game? i’ve played some oblivion but i really struggle starting new games so i didn’t get very far past meeting jaufree in the beginning (which is like the first thing you do out of the opening sequence lol) i really want to try it again but it’s still like 15 dollars and if i dont play enough of it ill get mad at myself for wasting the money LOL (i had it on xbox360 before which i no longer have) 
Once upon a time I downloaded a DOSBox and played a little bit of Arena, but its infamous for having a ridiculously hard first level because you wake up in a dungeon. But the strategy most people have taken is staying in the dungeon for a long time and leveling up by grinding the goblins.
I also looove the soundtrack for Arena and I listen to it when I write sometimes lol its here if you wanna listen. Its super 90s gamer and its nostalgic!


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11.02.2022 22:01:47
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peeslurper69 wrote:
i love that we got all the skyrim lovers in this thread now

have u guys played any other elder scrolls game? i’ve played some oblivion but i really struggle starting new games so i didn’t get very far past meeting jaufree in the beginning (which is like the first thing you do out of the opening sequence lol) i really want to try it again but it’s still like 15 dollars and if i dont play enough of it ill get mad at myself for wasting the money LOL (i had it on xbox360 before which i no longer have) 
i haven't played any other games but i've seen some oblivion playthroughs before! i'd really like to try morrowind !! really interested in the lore of that particular game


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11.02.2022 22:26:46
peeslurper69

i also was wanting to try morrowind potentially, maybe if trying oblivion goes well (if i do)  i will give it a shot ! arena and daggerfall seem cool but i might just get frustrated with how they run since theyr quite old lol

& omg im gonna listen right away muffy, skyrim and oblivion have great soundtracks so i'm sure i'll like arena's too

11.02.2022 22:26:46
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12.02.2022 00:00:19
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peeslurper69 wrote:
i love that we got all the skyrim lovers in this thread now

have u guys played any other elder scrolls game? i’ve played some oblivion but i really struggle starting new games so i didn’t get very far past meeting jaufree in the beginning (which is like the first thing you do out of the opening sequence lol) i really want to try it again but it’s still like 15 dollars and if i dont play enough of it ill get mad at myself for wasting the money LOL (i had it on xbox360 before which i no longer have) 
replying to ur old post since i can’t quote ur latest one

the only elder scrolls game ive played is daggerfall.. i find the other games hard to look at like everything is wet and shiny and gloopy, but the pixel sprites in daggerfall are just so *chef kiss* and the dungeons are like randomly generated puzzle boxes i love getting lost in them

12.02.2022 00:00:19

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12.02.2022 00:03:46
peeslurper69

that's understandable, i do love daggerfall's look !

also this is what i was talking about in this thread before, idk wtf caused him to just be permanently naked LMFAO (ik the quality is ass .. no pun intended .. censored his booty bc idk if its against the rules)



12.02.2022 00:03:46
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12.02.2022 04:14:09
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omg do you have the schlongs of skyrim mod

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12.02.2022 05:01:54
peeslurper69

not that one, i have 'better males remesh for skyrim se' :p does give them peeners though. iirc schlongs of skyrim isnt on nexus but on lovers lab and you need an account and frankly i dont want to make an account for a site that has 10000000 sex mods when i just wanted teehee funney naked men

it's really fuckin funny, in one quest for a mod there was a gathering of people in maven black briars place at a table and her son was just sitting there fully nude and they were all just totally okay with it x) its so funny to me why do these men keep getting naked 

12.02.2022 05:01:54
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