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11.03.2022 20:16:49
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It didn't expire or anything, and I always use the one card. I remember getting a notification that my payment didn't go through last month and I figured it was because I didn't have enough in my checking account but that's definitely not the case. so no idea what happened there and especially now that I was charged again and don't have senator :/ 

11.03.2022 20:16:49
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11.03.2022 21:03:02
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I have had a lot of issues with Senatorship as well.. but I can't afford it anymore. I ended up having to cancel.. but before that.. I had issues with the diamonds being applied. I never got the diamonds the whole time I was a Senator which was like 4 months. 

11.03.2022 21:03:02
      
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11.03.2022 21:55:48
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always report issues when they happen :D there's a button on the bottom of the page. or dm the Prime Bimbo if you wanna be sure!

11.03.2022 21:55:48
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12.03.2022 00:33:57
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Imagine going to jail for 3 years because you committed fraud to get enough money to buy a rare Pokémon card.. I know I have spending issues when it comes to fueling my inner collector addict but at least I'm not THAT bad

12.03.2022 00:33:57

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12.03.2022 00:59:09
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Dye96 wrote:
always report issues when they happen :D there's a button on the bottom of the page. or dm the Prime Bimbo if you wanna be sure!
It's been awhile since I have had Senatorship. I said to myself "Next time I don't get my diamonds for Senatorship after paying, i'm reporting this!" 
I'm sure it's been fixed by then.

12.03.2022 00:59:09
      
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12.03.2022 04:23:54
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PlushKlavier wrote:
Imagine going to jail for 3 years because you committed fraud to get enough money to buy a rare Pokémon card.. I know I have spending issues when it comes to fueling my inner collector addict but at least I'm not THAT bad
this reminds me of the neopets black market scandal lol and tbh learning about the neopets scandals reminds me of Bimboland hahagahsbsba 

12.03.2022 04:23:54
 


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12.03.2022 10:28:31
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When you said neopets and then bimboland I just had a flashback of the kitty I used to have on miss bimbo T_T

12.03.2022 10:28:31

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12.03.2022 10:29:25
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Omg mine was named Angel :(

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12.03.2022 11:52:23
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I don't remember her name T^T, I barely remember my username haha

We should bring back pets tho and make custom clothes for them!

12.03.2022 11:52:23

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12.03.2022 13:43:01
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would anyone be interested in joining my minecraft server ? I would love to play with some people from here :]

12.03.2022 13:43:01
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