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Reasonopia
16.03.2022 01:48:10
PlushKlavier

Pepin I love you but holy shit was jumping up on me and digging your claws into my stomach as you try to hang onto my shirt really necessary? Someone's going to get his nails trimmed tomorrow for sure, I don't need any more puncture wounds on me, might as well try and do Pippi's nails too if I'm at it anyway, I swear their claws become sharp again way too fast

16.03.2022 01:48:10

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Secville
16.03.2022 08:32:42
Immortality, darling

"can i have this dance" from high school musical 3 is honestly such a cute fucking song, like please just take my hand

16.03.2022 08:32:42
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Secville
16.03.2022 16:05:04
Septum_cat

I acknowledge that I'm that childish and petty upstairs neighbor who just spend five minutes stomping alone to the beat of my downstairs neighbors music so they would turn it down..and I theirfore didn't have to talk to them face to face. 
But apparently I live right in between the battle of the soundwoofers -> God I hate living in a flat where I'm surrounded by teenagers..

16.03.2022 16:05:04
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Reasonopia
16.03.2022 16:36:20
blonde

hit me baby one more time 

16.03.2022 16:36:20

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Agnostica
16.03.2022 17:03:24
Miss_Mercury

Septum_cat, I don't blame you. I am also the petty neighbor who bashes on the ceiling with a broom stick. I stay with my boyfriend half of the time. He lives WAY far away from me. So I drive up every few months and the town he lives in is practically the hood. We even heard gunshots last night, right outside of our door. The people upstairs stomp and bang, sounds like they are playing bowling ball. Sometimes things will fall off the walls they bang so hard. It takes every ounce of my patience not to loose it! Now it's spring break here and these kids in this complex have no freaking idea how to be respectful of anything. They were outside bouncing a basketball right next to my car. SCREAMING at the tops of their lungs. I hate it here, luckily he is moving soon to a nice apartment that isn't a roach infested nightmare.

16.03.2022 17:03:24
      
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l

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Agnostica
16.03.2022 18:10:49
l

bruh my upstairs neighbors are a pain in my fucking arse. 
they fight and scream in evenings and also, as the cherry on cake, they have 2 little satan's spawns filled with duracell batteries or some shit, they run around the apartment from 7 in the morning till 12-1 in the night, also of course screaming and crying all day.

16.03.2022 18:10:49

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Freethinkerland
16.03.2022 18:16:37
Dye96

The neighbour below me thinks we have babies running around playing ball, while it's just 3 girls with stupid laughs. Thank God my landlord is the best and doesn't buy this.

16.03.2022 18:16:37
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Agnostica
16.03.2022 19:23:01
Miss_Mercury

I feel sorry for anyone having to deal with living on the bottom floor. I mean, I can understand noise. People are walking, people are moving. You know I get it. Laughing is great too, I'm sure some laughs upstairs would be FANTASTIC compared to the shit looks like most of us have to put up with on here haha. Can you come live above us! :D I'll take that over the bowling ball on the top floor.

16.03.2022 19:23:01
      
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l

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Agnostica
16.03.2022 19:28:50
l

yeah I don't mind happy noises, music either. but when its the same shit everyday I get annoyed -_-

16.03.2022 19:28:50

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Atheista
16.03.2022 19:59:30
ambercrystals

my neighbors two doors down throw ragers and it’s literally the worst. they go until maybe five am, their music is incredibly loud and the frat guys have a tendency to come into other apartments (this has happened to my roommates and i). i hear some really bad stuff has happened to people at the parties because it’s mostly freshmen that show up. has happened during finals week too. we’ve been invited but i have no intention of showing up to one of those lol

16.03.2022 19:59:30

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