Lets get to work - 2/4/2024

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Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Atheista
13.04.2024 04:26:37
Dean Winchester

I miss you pink I’ll wear u again I love you pink save me trixie Mattel nothin 3 tabs of acid, a bottle of lean, 1 jar of moonshine, Keanu reeves spitting in my mouth, sloppy toppy from a goth or vampire or both, a hit of DMT, an orgy and petting a dog can’t fix

the only time I relapse is when I’m in Missouri at the Walmart camping out of my car cus I’m broke and the homeless people offer me some crack so me and my baby girl take it and end up under a bridge for a week can I get an AMEN!!!

13.04.2024 04:26:37
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Atheista
13.04.2024 04:59:14
Magalina Hagalina

amen, hon! 

13.04.2024 04:59:14
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13.04.2024 06:50:16
Hot Topica

amen

13.04.2024 06:50:16
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Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Atheista
13.04.2024 15:06:00
Dean Winchester

Yk what I think it would be really sexy and cool if someone gave me a senatorship and I did the prime bimbo thing because that’s the only way I’d get it LMAO

13.04.2024 15:06:00
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13.04.2024 23:06:36
ButterfIy

I'll give you a senator subscription for a month if you tell us whether you have both genitals!

13.04.2024 23:06:36
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Posts 2168
Atheista
14.04.2024 02:19:48
Dean Winchester

Tee hee *poses cutely* tee hee!! *runs around like a little gnome* tee hee!! TEE HEE!

if u buy me senatorship for a YEAR I will tell u. But u have to buy it first

and NO TAKESIES BACKSIES (if you agree I will consider this legally binding)

14.04.2024 02:19:48
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14.04.2024 16:23:44
ButterfIy

Sorry, that's not part of the deal. You tell me what I want to know first, or you don't get a senator subscription. You will then remain poor, ugly, AND intersex. The choice is yours.

Btw, does this mean that you have both genitals?

14.04.2024 16:23:44
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Level 46
Sex Appeal 77658
Reputation 47344
Posts 2168
Atheista
14.04.2024 16:34:55
Dean Winchester

Hm then no deal! I’ll remain poor and intersex then if you aren’t willing to abide by my rules.

14.04.2024 16:34:55
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Agnostica
14.04.2024 16:57:44
Daphnee_Mino

coochie reveal everyone

14.04.2024 16:57:44

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14.04.2024 17:07:39
ButterfIy

Dean Winchester wrote:
Hm then no deal! I’ll remain poor and intersex then if you aren’t willing to abide by my rules.
Fine with me, it's not like you aren't used to being below the poverty line and an intersex freakshow that everybody laughs, gawps and jeers at. You'll be right at home!

14.04.2024 17:07:39
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!

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