Lies your parents told you (Vol 2)

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Poll: Have Your Parents Ever Lied to You?

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Antitheocra
14.05.2023 13:21:58
space_pirate666

so i noticed an abandoned thread on a forum regarding this topic (and, according to forum rules, youre not allowed to comment on a post that over a year old);
therefore im wondering if anyone has any stories to share/discuss in this topic (since i saw a handful of memes over 2019/22 that discuss similar topic);
i can start by sharing a story when i was a young teen and while having a drive with my parents, i noticed a brand new car with a pipe(?) on it; when asked my parents (dad, specifically since he was tech savvy) what was the pipe for, he replied that this piece of tech is done so that the car could swim underwater and thered be air for the passengers to enjoy. fast forward a few years - i learned that the real reason huge SUVs(?) have this upward pipe in case a car is in a desert/sandy location that allows better ventilation/lessens the chance of debris entering a salon of a car;
so yeah, id be excited to hear more of your stories regarding white lies/interesting situations youve experienced as a young child :D

14.05.2023 13:21:58
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21.05.2023 20:25:34
Luna Rogers

I don't know if this exactly fits the concept of this topic but this is what I thought of first. When I was younger I was obsessed with a beach ball. I named it after an egg from a show I watched all the time (Backyardigans, Tale of the Mighty Knights, if you're curious) and I spent all my free time playing with that ball. So one day it rolled behind my dad's chair when I was playing with it, but my mother called me away so I couldn't get it again. When I came back it was flat out gone. Literally out of this plane of existence. We still haven't found it to this day. But anyways I subconsciously convinced myself that it rolled away on me just like in the show.

21.05.2023 20:25:34
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21.05.2023 21:25:22
space_pirate666

what a lovely story Luna! im not familiar with the shows you mentioned but im sure ill check them out otta curiosity (+ to learn more abt the context of your story)

21.05.2023 21:25:22
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28.05.2023 12:39:24
liveangel

When I was 8 years old, my parents told me I was banned for two years from the local Pizza Hut Buffet for misbehaving there while bored out of my mind. This wasn't a thing that they just said happened and forgot about it, this was a lie that they maintained for two years, even going as far as discussing methods of evading the ban. Mind you, two years feels like an eternity for a child at that age. It wasn't until I was a teenager and the Pizza Hut had closed and the building had been turned into a mom-and-pop Vietnamese restaurant that they lied about the whole thing. I was Not Amused. I'm still miffed.

28.05.2023 12:39:24

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18.06.2023 07:52:28
danid0llgutz

This wasn’t a lie told by my parents, but it was by one of my teachers, so kinda counts since it was someone I looked up too?
Trigger warning just in case.. I was super scared of eye gore stuff, so very light mentions of that lol
In first grade I was super scared of people poking their eyes out. I thought that when kids played with their pencils, they’d just decide they’d poke it out. Sometimes it got to the point my weird little self would stare at kids playing with them :,)
when I told my teacher why I stared, she decided she’d warn the students in my defense but in the weirdest way and weirdest lie possible. She basically said how the year before some kid poked his eye out after playing with a pencil and was rushed to the nurse and blood was everywhere. Poor little me was traumatized. Why would a teacher say that? Especially to first graders?? I also learned that just never happened, but it did stop my fear as kids just didn’t play with the pencils anymore, probably because they were scared now themselves!

The only lies I think my actual parents came up with that i remember are just things like Santa, tooth fairy, Easter bunny, etc lol

18.06.2023 07:52:28


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21.06.2023 03:37:32
Jacks

I apologize for this being slightly off-topic, but one of the best episodes of my favorite TV show is called Lies My Parents Told Me, it was surprisingly profound. From Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Anyway, I don’t think me parents ever really lied to me, maybe just white lies or lies of omission.

21.06.2023 03:37:32
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01.08.2023 01:19:39
lifedesa

my mom told me that if i turn on the lights in the car while she is driving or honk the horn for no reason i'd go to jail. she knew i was terribly afraid of jail idk why but anytime i did something she didn't want me to do, she would just say that i can go to jail for that and i would immediatly stop lol.

01.08.2023 01:19:39
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02.08.2023 00:07:15
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My mom said the same thing about the little light in the back seat being illegal to have on lol

02.08.2023 00:07:15
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09.08.2023 01:07:15
Deathnara

My mom answered “I don’t know” when 5 year old me asked her why they are beeping out the words in a movie we watched on TV lol. 

09.08.2023 01:07:15

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01.10.2023 10:37:38
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that your eyes will get stuck if you cross them 

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