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Making Sense of Xomboland Politics

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
39
Created
18.04.2024
Yusra
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1421
Reputation: 1441
Posts: 20
Secville
26.04.2024 00:20:39
Yusra

وسياساتهم هي: الإسلاموفوبيا ثم المزيد من الإسلاموفوبيا.

جلدهم قذر كالخنازير التي يأكلونها.

إن الوثنيين الملحدين في هذه الأرض ليس لديهم سياسة حقيقية، لأنهم ليس لديهم روح حقيقية.

استغفر الله.

26.04.2024 00:20:39
husband is in jail again

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CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11629
Posts: 605
Agnostica
26.04.2024 01:38:11
CarCrashBimbo

Translation:

And their policies are: Islamophobia and then more Islamophobia.
Their skin is as dirty as the pigs they eat.
The atheist pagans in this land have no real politics, because they do not have a real spirit.
I ask God for forgiveness.

I will put in a forgiveness request with X’od on your behalf.

CCB - ACAB FP/FC XL

26.04.2024 01:38:11

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112255
Posts: 3404
Secville
26.04.2024 02:41:00
KatieBoutique



זה עתה הודעתי על המצב הזה על ידי יוסרה, ואהיה מחר במשרד עורכי הדין שלי. אני אפגוש את אבו בכלא מחר כשהוא ייצא, ו-CarCrashBimbo יסיע אותנו למשרד שלי שם נתחיל לאסוף את הראיות. אני אייצג את מר חמזה פרו בונו, כמו תמיד. קטיו כן...הצביעו בשבילי עבור PB ב-1 במאי

لقد أبلغتني يسرى للتو بهذا الوضع، وسوف أكون في مكتبي القانوني غدًا. سأقابل أبو في السجن غدًا عندما يخرج، وسيقودنا CarCrashBimbo إلى مكتبي حيث سنبدأ في تجميع الأدلة. سأمثل السيد حمزة مجانًا، كما هو الحال دائمًا. كاتيوه نعم ... تصويت بالنسبة لي لـ PB في 1 مايو

I have just been made aware of this situation by Yusra, and will be at my Law Office tomorrow.  I will be meeting Abu at the jail tomorrow when he gets out, and CarCrashBimbo will drive us to my office where we will begin compiling the evidence.

I will be representing Mr. Hamza pro bono, as is always the case.

Katie
oh yea…vote for me for PB on May 1



26.04.2024 02:41:00

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
26.04.2024 03:36:05
Bimbo Pimp

Glad to hear, I'll be following along.Also, I like this trio for Ximboland.

26.04.2024 03:36:05
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Yusra
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1421
Reputation: 1441
Posts: 20
Secville
26.04.2024 06:11:27
Yusra

CarCrashBimbo wrote: (original post HERE)
Translation: And their policies are: Islamophobia and then more Islamophobia. Their skin is as dirty as the pigs they eat. The atheist pagans in this land have no real politics, because they do not have a real spirit. I ask God for forgiveness. I...
شكرًا لك. انا لا اتحدث الانكليزية.

ويجب أن أدفع لمترجم القرية كريم العديد من العملات المعدنية مقابل كل ترجمة.

وشكرا لك أخت كاتي على خدماتك القانونية.

هل أنت مدرب على الشريعة أيضا؟

oh وأشكرك على شمولك ثقافيًا وإضافة العديد من الترجمات.

هذا مثل المستشفى في برلين.

26.04.2024 06:11:27
husband is in jail again

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Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10528
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
27.04.2024 05:30:28
Abu Hamza

الكثير هنا محظوظون للغاية لأنهم من أمريكا. أو دول أوروبية أخرى وتتظاهر بأنها أمريكية. وهم محظوظون بوجود قوانين معينة في العالم الحقيقي. يمكنهم محاولة قتالي مرة أخرى عبر الإنترنت، لكنهم سيخسرون دائمًا بسبب ذكائهم. وربما في المرة القادمة، سأحتفظ بشيء للدب. واحذر الآخرين، فأنت لست غير مرئي.

I have beautiful visual in my head of much vibrant red color. I will not speak more, as this is an Orwellian land.

May we inshallah meet one day on the streets of Berlin.

In wartime, like Xihad, it makes you think of how futile it is for a man to learn many years of math and become a fully mature, intelligent individual, once his brain is blown to bits like all the others. 
I can guarantee, if this happened to you inshallah one day, it would not be the same loss. 

Peace be with you all, except some. You are very lucky for now. I am 3 times middle eastern boxing champion. 

27.04.2024 05:30:28
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12706
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
27.04.2024 22:39:30
Slayyyocrates

SweetasNuts parody wrote: (original post HERE)
"No one needs to see a fatty cow or are interested in that ugly fatty cow..."
I'm curious as well:
"What is the name of the person who runs The School for Bimbos?"

27.04.2024 22:39:30
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7702
Posts: 563
Atheista
28.04.2024 21:05:28
SweetasNuts parody

Im curious as well:
how do you have 3 accounts and all of them have faces like a pitbulls ass?

28.04.2024 21:05:28
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11629
Posts: 605
Agnostica
28.04.2024 22:47:08
CarCrashBimbo

SweetasNuts Parody:  Have you read the Ximboland history book?


28.04.2024 22:47:08

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201175
Reputation: 42557
Posts: 1895
Atheista
29.04.2024 00:19:34
Bimbo Pimp

I offer hugs for anyone that might need one.


29.04.2024 00:19:34
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Join the Auditions!!!                                                                

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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