Man has The Penis to satisfy The Woman!

Posts
15
Created
09.07.2017
Author
Melkanea
Citizen

Level 31
Sex Appeal 22830
Reputation 13287
Posts 287
Reasonopia
04.10.2017 11:11:21
Melkanea

Cum_Dumpster wrote:
Definitely interesting to think about, but a lot of it is subjective.

....but...so...ok...

In conclusion, everything is subjective.
Loved the tough train. The thing is you focused on the extremes the exceptions. I was like 70% correctness forget the rest.




04.10.2017 11:11:21
Citizen

Level 31
Sex Appeal 22830
Reputation 13287
Posts 287
Reasonopia
04.10.2017 11:16:02
Melkanea

thatmadbimbo wrote:
Aren't humans one of the few species that have intercourse purely for pleasure?
Nope we are not! Bonobos. The perverted cousins of chimpanzee. 
The octopuss for instances is cool.
The male rips his detachable penis off and trows it at the female. He literally tells her to GoFuckHerself

And No HLB. That was not politically incorrect. Men are Dogs. At least, not all, im not like that, Bimbo or Himbo. but males are shit more times that they would need too.  
females dont stay behind. I should copy paste what my ex wife writes to me from time to time... when she is done cleaning toilets in Spain XD

04.10.2017 11:16:02
Legal Alien

Level 5
Sex Appeal 100
Reputation 567
Posts 2
Freethinkerland
11.10.2017 13:35:32
Maisy Bean

I totally agree with this post

11.10.2017 13:35:32
Citizen

Level 53
Sex Appeal 117069
Reputation 38565
Posts 1917
Reasonopia
25.11.2017 09:29:11
vivi bambi

you have a male / female problem.
there are more variations: in mind and in body
the main part of the problem is that parents intensify the small differences in human behaviour of their babys, of their little childs, so that girls group with girls and boys with boys.
separated this way, the groups are concentrating on their strengths by the simple concept of group dynamics (and the fact of getting the suitable toys thrown into their round).
what's with babys, who are inter*, where it is not clear if boy or girl? the common (wrong and inhuman) concept is: cut it! make it clear, even if this human being has to take hormones for it's whole life.
and later in puberty, some boys only want to love boys, girls love girls, some love each other and the extreme and clear "a man has to be a man and a woman has to be a woman, they have their duties by nature and/or by god" fraction freak out.
why are we discussing about the length, depth, advantages and disadvantages of female and male reproduction devices?
we have developed this big big brain. so use it. do what makes fun. accept that others are not the same and that there's no natural ownership.
forget about simple physical facts, take a look at the emotional side and even if your partner is not able in having the same orgasm as you in- or outside, if you love each other, it will feel good. perfect. point.

(men are dogs? no. they only get educated the wrong way. if you need a killer, raise a killer. don't complain, when he or she kills you.)


25.11.2017 09:29:11
Citizen

Level 27
Sex Appeal 15770
Reputation 8469
Posts 454
Freethinkerland
09.01.2018 11:04:30
Fifi12

Yes definitely! Just had one last night and I'm telling you...baby....mmhmm....Had me all against the wall with my hands above my head....Wondering how I will make it to work today with my knees so weak! lolol

09.01.2018 11:04:30
       
    It's all about me, baby!!!

Please LOGIN to post a reply.

Welcome to the Fashionable republic of Ximboland

Web Development by Design Forge

Ximboland asks you to accept cookies for performance, social media and advertising purposes. Social media and advertising cookies of third parties are used to offer you social media functionalities and personalised ads. To get more information about these cookies and the processing of your personal data, check our Privacy & Cookie Policy.
For more information on Google's privacy policy please see here. By continuing to browse you consent to our cookies.
OK

Cookies and Policy


Cookies Policy

Ximbolands uses cookies on https://ximbo.land. By using the Service, you consent to the use of cookies.

Our Cookies Policy explains what cookies are, how we use cookies, how third-parties we may partner with may use cookies on the Service, your choices regarding cookies and further information about cookies.

What are cookies

Cookies are small pieces of text sent by your web browser by a website you visit. A cookie file is stored in your web browser and allows the Service or a third-party to recognize you and make your next visit easier and the Service more useful to you.

Cookies can be "persistent" or "session" cookies.

How Ximbolands uses cookies

When you use and access the Service, we may place a number of cookies files in your web browser.

We use cookies for the following purposes: to enable certain functions of the Service, to provide analytics, to store your preferences, to enable advertisements delivery, including behavioral advertising.

We use both session and persistent cookies on the Service and we use different types of cookies to run the Service. We may use essential cookies to authenticate users and prevent fraudulent use of user accounts.

Third-party cookies

In addition to our own cookies, we may also use various third-parties cookies to report usage statistics of the Service, deliver advertisements on and through the Service, and so on.

What are your choices regarding cookies

If you'd like to delete cookies or instruct your web browser to delete or refuse cookies, please visit the help pages of your web browser.

Please note, however, that if you delete cookies or refuse to accept them, you might not be able to use all of the features we offer, you may not be able to store your preferences, and some of our pages might not display properly.

Where can your find more information about cookies

You can learn more about cookies and the following third-party websites:

×

Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximboland ?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is the worlds first democratic social media platform.

What is its mission?
Ximbolands mission is to serve the world by offering a truly democratic alternative to the established, familiar and autocratic social media platforms.

The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
Ximboland recognizes that democracy is the antidote to this problem.

What is the national flag of Ximboland?
Ximbolands Flag

When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007

What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
Bimbo City

How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
There are 6 states that make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Booby Island is the home of the President of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland - Sindy Laarson I aka Miss Bimbo

What is a Ximbo xitizen?
A ‘Ximbo xitizen’ is a citizen of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. All citizens must be at least 18 years old.

What is a Ximbo?
Some people define a Ximbo as a superhuman - blessed with extraordinary good looks, intelligence and fashion sense.
Some people claim a Ximbo is a genderless or nonbinary superhuman. Either way - all Ximbos possess the X factor.

How can I become a Ximbo xitizen?
In order to become a xitizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximboland xitizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo xitizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. Only xenators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to senior government roles. Ximbos also get 10 x votes in all elections so they really do shape Ximbolands future.

What is a Ximbo minister?
A Ximbo minister is an elected or appointed official in the Ximboland government. These Ximbos are our leaders.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 3 month term they are in office.

I want to become a minister or Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 2 stage process from Senator>Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo xitizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo/a minister they must first become a Ximbo senator.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 6 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland holds elections every 3 months for Prime Ximbo and every 3 months for State Ministers.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/ministers/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 3 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo xenators.
A percentage (33%) of the money paid by Ximbo xenators via Paypal is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is used for further Ximboland development.

What are the national colours of Ximboland?
Pink and purple

How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland xitizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 can become a Ximbo xitizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What are the currencies of Ximboland?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$ and the Ximbo Diamond.

Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

Who is the President of Ximboland?
Sindy Laaron I aka Miss Bimbo is the President of Ximboland. She founded the great bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, poor fashion jealousy of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

Where is MissBimbo.com?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its successor.

×
×

Type name of the Ximbo you are looking for...