miss bimbo is so hot

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14.06.2020 16:32:28
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Honey Kelly wrote:
emma1999 wrote:
why is everyone simpin over miss bimbo all of a sudden
when did we start saying that showing a woman the love and adoration she deserves is simping??? the misogyny of it al!
Literally! Whamen have the right to be worshipped! So tip your fedoras and open your wallets boys, Miss B is waiting for her rightful adoration <3

14.06.2020 16:32:28
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14.06.2020 16:32:56
Angel Dust

LillyAnn wrote:
Angel Dust wrote:
wtf i thot we cancelled miss bimboochie for her numerous warcrimes in yugoslavia smh
That was Miss Bimbo evil doppelganger imposter who collaborated with Darth Vader and Reptilians' minions from Zeta Reticuli. The real Miss B is completely innocent as recent research has shown up. She is all for peace, democracy, stability and political correctness!
oh! right right... slip of the mind. my L to take. 
still gonna dig through her multi-century lifespan for receipts tho


14.06.2020 16:32:56
stream "chekhov's guns" by mclusky
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14.06.2020 16:39:47
Pet Vicky

When you infatuate over women, allowing them to take over your mind and cause you to do things for them that you wouldn't normally do.

From the ancient tome of questionable wisdom that is the Urban Dictionary. I learned a new word today!

14.06.2020 16:39:47

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14.06.2020 21:02:38
viscerae

it's not simping if it's for miss bimbo, anything for our beautiful and immaculate pink president <3

you just don't understand that she's what we've all been missing in our lives 

14.06.2020 21:02:38
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14.06.2020 21:25:45
jamie fae

LillyAnn wrote:

Thank you for posting that sugar! I LUVS the last two the bestest!

14.06.2020 21:25:45
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14.06.2020 22:57:26
Angel Dust

cancellation party back on folx she's been mining dogecoin in syria and selling isolated anthrax since 2357 bce :// we do not stan

14.06.2020 22:57:26
stream "chekhov's guns" by mclusky
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15.06.2020 01:05:39
emma1999

Honey Kelly wrote:
emma1999 wrote:
why is everyone simpin over miss bimbo all of a sudden
when did we start saying that showing a woman the love and adoration she deserves is simping??? the misogyny of it al!
i can never tell when people on this site are serious or not lol

15.06.2020 01:05:39

                             
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15.06.2020 01:57:52
torrenoia

emma1999 wrote:
Honey Kelly wrote:
emma1999 wrote:
why is everyone simpin over miss bimbo all of a sudden
when did we start saying that showing a woman the love and adoration she deserves is simping??? the misogyny of it al!
i can never tell when people on this site are serious or not lol
why do you think we would joke around? this is bimbo dot land we are nothing but serious here

15.06.2020 01:57:52
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
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15.06.2020 09:56:33
rhizomaticjas

idk what this thread has turned into... but stan miss bimbo and her average sized breasteses!! also if anyone dares cancel my queen i will beat their face in

15.06.2020 09:56:33
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15.06.2020 10:14:13
jamie fae

rhizomaticjas wrote:
also if anyone dares cancel my queen i will beat their face in
What do you mean "cancel my Queen"?????

15.06.2020 10:14:13

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