My Manifesto - Please Vote For Abu Hamza / Islamic Xtate Party

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11.04.2024
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Abu Hamza

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Reasonopia
11.04.2024 19:25:34
Abu Hamza



Salam my Xiblings and fellow Xitizens,

A new Islamic era is upon us.

Abu Hamza

I have debated becoming politically active in this land before, but due to my status as an immigrant and also ex-detainee of Xuantanamo, I was unsure.

Besides, I had no reason to.
We have a male rational leader now, the sharmutas are flocking to me everyday, weak police and female leaders are gone, women started wearing hijab, AND I had a year's supply of Afghan Opium to get through within these next few weeks... My life as a Xitizen was and still is Islamic and peaceful at this point in time.

However, I can see this land and those who walk it still desperately need Allah.

So, today, I am sharing my manifesto. I ask you all to please vote for me in the upcoming Prime Ximbo election on May 1st. I am here standing in this election up against my fellow sisters and brothers, not because I take this role lightly, but because I am committed to improving this land and making it more Islamic.

My Manifesto:

My goal is to enact complete and total Sharia Law in this land eventually, but these are the changes I will start with:

-Weekly Modest Fashion Contest to encourage creativity with hijab.

-Weekly Quran course & monthly Quran quizzes. Eventually, these courses will become mandatory.
In addition, I recommend any interested Ximbos also brush up on their Arabic reading skills, as it will improve their understanding of Quran in its original form, mashallah.

-Prosecute Bimbos who offend the male eye: This includes bimbos who are not properly covered as well as bimbos who have too many piercings, tattoos, unnatural haircolor, etc.

-Fashion Police will be men and hijabi women only.
They will primarily jail women who speak too much, women who dress immodestly and men who sleep with other men.

-Women who have husband will have to hand over all legal, political and financial matters to husband.

-Focus on Islamic core values: family, hijab, Quran, patriarchy, boxing.

-Mandatory gym time for any bimbos using the divine body types, and any himbos who are weak and unislamic.

-Mosque will be built in town square immediately after I take office.

عندما أصبح رئيسًا للوزراء، هل سأحصل على المزيد من شارموتا؟ فاي


Why should I become Prime Ximbo?

I am rational, male, true Muslim, go to gym everyday and want to see this land succeed. I want to see everyone go to Jannah and expel Iblis from this land, inshallah.

You can see evidence of me being an active member in the community, including many creative outfits I post in forum, complimenting beautiful bimbos, starting halal contest and interesting religious discussions in forum, etc.
There should be no doubts left that Abu Hamza needs to become Prime Ximbo immediately or you godless heathens are all lost forever.

Inshallah this land will see the light and peace be with you all. (باستثناء الدب الذي يرتدي الهالة)
I hope to see many rational, islamic votes for Abu Hamza this May.






11.04.2024 19:25:34
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Senator

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Reasonopia
12.04.2024 06:31:23
CarCrashBimbo

That is a nice banner, and a solid program. You have one of my ten votes…so far.

12.04.2024 06:31:23
Please put down the broomstick and the cat…lol
Citizen

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Reasonopia
12.04.2024 07:19:09
Abu Hamza

Thank you my sister.
I commissioned Wazir, resident graphic designer of my village back home. He uses all the latest programs that work on Windows 95.
Mashallah

12.04.2024 07:19:09
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Senator

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Reasonopia
16.04.2024 00:56:40
CarCrashBimbo

We have Windows Vista at the Coffee Shop if you need it!  

16.04.2024 00:56:40
Please put down the broomstick and the cat…lol
Citizen

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Reasonopia
16.04.2024 01:06:19
Abu Hamza

windows vista comes from iblis himself my sister 

16.04.2024 01:06:19
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Citizen

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Atheista
18.04.2024 00:38:56
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

Salam brother Hamza

Our republic is in teh desperate need of true himbos like you.
Are you going to legalize Afghan Opium?


18.04.2024 00:38:56
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

Citizen

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Reasonopia
19.04.2024 19:44:23
Abu Hamza

Salam white brother, I am glad to hear from you.

Under my rule, Afghan Opium would be completely legalized of course.
I would encourage it even - I would create state-sponsored medical treatments for anyone claiming to suffer from self-diagnosed BPD, ADHD, autism, depression, eating disorder, schizophrenia, etc., to finally cure them of their weaknesses. 

However, I have been informed that due to my status as an immigrant, I am not allowed to run until I have been PR for at least a few months. 
Only Allah (swt) knows what the future holds.

Peace be with you all, and if you can't vote Abu Hamza, consider supporting the most rational candidate. Inshallah the souls of this land will prevail even without Sharia Law. (حتى الآن)

 

19.04.2024 19:44:23
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Citizen

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Atheista
19.04.2024 21:09:30
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

We shall fight for legalization of Afghan Opium
teh latest research has shown it has a miraculous ability to cure everything from common cold to even AIDS and whole spectrum of mental and physical afflictions

We conservative men of faith shall stick together and you have my support no matter you are not allowed to run this time   

19.04.2024 21:09:30
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

Citizen

Level 28
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Reasonopia
19.04.2024 21:37:52
Abu Hamza

indeed my brother... i can see you have read the islamic medical journals and reports by dr. yamat as well, mashallah.

i am glad rational, educated men who are not godless and/or home of sexual still roam this land. 

i pray for this nation and i wish you a productive shabbat my brother. 

19.04.2024 21:37:52
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Agnostica
19.04.2024 22:10:52
Daphnee_Mino

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hurray! proud xuslim!

19.04.2024 22:10:52

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