My Manifesto - please vote for Sweetasnuts/Bimbo Coxervative party on 1st May 2024

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SweetasNuts
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Atheista
29.04.2024 17:45:55
SweetasNuts parody

Well we know your move your so ugly you scare teh shit back into people.

You a minister of fashion failing at fashion. Sort it out!

29.04.2024 17:45:55
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Atheista
01.05.2024 00:32:21
Dean Winchester

who said that was that the wind

01.05.2024 00:32:21
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Freethinkerland
01.05.2024 04:32:17
ireneaiesha

why is chris always bullying yall? Is this how a senator/minister supposed to behave?

01.05.2024 04:32:17
xoxo, aiesha <3

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Reasonopia
01.05.2024 04:52:51
CarCrashBimbo

By “Chris” do you mean SweetasNuts Parody?  The guy three posts up?  That guy is not Chris.  Confusing?  

01.05.2024 04:52:51
Please put down the broomstick and the cat

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Freethinkerland
01.05.2024 05:00:06
ireneaiesha

Idk how to reply to the post above me but yes. I'm sorry if I got that wrong and completely missed the joke⊙.☉ I don't exactly know the full bimbo etiquette but I've just seen some nasty words come out of Mr. SweetAsNuts and Mr. SweetAsNuts parody's mouth (>_<) Excuse me again If I missed the joke, I just feel like the bimbos don't really deserve to be talked to like that, yknow?╥﹏╥ yes, confusing. And I hope that I'm not coming off as mean. I just recently tried to see whats going on in the Pink House and see this infamous "Chris" everyone's talking about, trying to catch myself up on the lore, I suppose.

01.05.2024 05:00:06
xoxo, aiesha <3

Citizen

Level 54
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Reputation 15706
Posts 735
Reasonopia
01.05.2024 05:14:39
CarCrashBimbo

Don’t worry.  It looks like the voting just started.  Who knows who will be in charge this time tomorrow.

01.05.2024 05:14:39
Please put down the broomstick and the cat

Citizen

Level 23
Sex Appeal 9210
Reputation 7760
Posts 563
Atheista
01.05.2024 23:17:42
SweetasNuts parody

Sus GIF - Sus GIFs

ireneaiesha wrote: (original post HERE)
Idk how to reply to the post above me but yes. I'm sorry if I got that wrong and completely missed the joke⊙.☉ I don't exactly know the full bimbo etiquette but I've just seen some nasty words come out of Mr. SweetAsNuts and Mr. SweetAsNuts...


01.05.2024 23:17:42
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
State Minister

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Agnostica
02.05.2024 09:39:01
Daphnee_Mino

well... congrats halobear ! <3 ty to all other participants and voters

02.05.2024 09:39:01

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Atheista
02.05.2024 13:56:21
miruu



02.05.2024 13:56:21
 
Citizen

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Atheista
03.05.2024 08:16:04
Kittygirl213

Where can i vote?

03.05.2024 08:16:04
We're all celebrities. 

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