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Newfounders Tavern!

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Created
16.01.2024
Author
bxdcherri
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198371
Reputation: 74703
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
16.01.2024 18:15:32
bxdcherri

A weary traveler pushes open the creaking door of the Newfounders Tavern, greeted by a wave of warmth that contrasts the biting cold of the outside world. The flickering candlelight dances on the wooden walls, casting a comforting glow throughout the room. The scent of crackling hearth fires and hearty meals fill the air.

As the traveler takes in the inviting atmosphere, their eyes eventually settle on a tall woman with a commanding presence. Her buxom frame hints at a hidden strength, only revealed to those foolish enough to disrespect this establishment – this must be the owner.

Her reputation as a respected and formidable leader in the community precedes the traveler, dissuading troublemakers from testing their luck. Clad in a dirty dress with a towel casually draped over her shoulder, she stands behind the polished bar. A hearty smile graces her face as she locks eyes with the traveler.


You look like you could do with a hot mug of mead, my friend!



16.01.2024 18:15:32

Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1084790
Reputation: 60107
Posts: 1984
Atheista
16.01.2024 18:22:42
Gemima1984

*walks in*
*slips in puddle on floor*

WHOOPS!!!

Hey! The floor is wet?!

16.01.2024 18:22:42
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198371
Reputation: 74703
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
16.01.2024 19:04:48
bxdcherri

The crowd laughs

Yeah, we call that the piss corner. Last owners of the place let someone mark their territory in that spot, alas, no matter how much I try to mop it up the damn puddle comes back. 

16.01.2024 19:04:48

Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1084790
Reputation: 60107
Posts: 1984
Atheista
16.01.2024 19:08:23
Gemima1984

Wh-What?! I'm telling the health Xinspector!!!

16.01.2024 19:08:23
PlushKlavier
Level 135
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1943703
Reputation: 71998
Posts: 1288
Reasonopia
17.01.2024 02:38:37
PlushKlavier

*Walks in*
Rev up those fryers cuz I sure am hungr-
*Slips cutely on the pee puddle*
HELP! HELP! MY LEG!

17.01.2024 02:38:37

Dad
Dad
Level 48
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 85652
Reputation: 34997
Posts: 244
Atheista
17.01.2024 04:46:11
Dad

As janitor Dad is doing his rounds cleaning all of the nooks and crannies of the tavern, he hears some goober slip in the immortal piss puddle

*heavy sigh*... BOSS!!!! WE GOT ANOTHER ONE!

Janitor Dad attempts to pull Plush out of the smelly, sticky predicament only to slip himself

*Tom and Jerry-esque banana peel slip sound*

*SPLOOOOOOOOSH!!!*

DARN IT, NOT AGAIN! THIS IS THIRD TIME THIS WEEK!

Dad

17.01.2024 04:46:11
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

Heydi
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 111828
Reputation: 65309
Posts: 2734
Atheista
17.01.2024 05:57:43
Heydi

pee's on my way in
"that trip sucked oh my god I need something strong, bar maid, three jugs of mead please!"


17.01.2024 05:57:43
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198371
Reputation: 74703
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
17.01.2024 10:04:51
bxdcherri

Three jugs coming right up! 

Anyone else caught pissing on the floor will have to be introduced to Betty out back. And trust me when I say, you don’t wanna meet her. 

Jesus, as if I didn’t have enough problems…

17.01.2024 10:04:51

Heydi
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 111828
Reputation: 65309
Posts: 2734
Atheista
17.01.2024 14:41:05
Heydi

"is she hot? :)"

17.01.2024 14:41:05
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198371
Reputation: 74703
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
17.01.2024 16:55:21
bxdcherri

Heydi?! I thought I told you to watch the spit roast! The pig won’t cook itself, ya’know! 

17.01.2024 16:55:21

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