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⬙⬘ Office Vixens & Casanovas (March Fashion Contest) ⬘⬙

Posts
58
Created
22.03.2024
Author
Pollyx
traggot
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 428392
Reputation: 118779
Posts: 1388
Atheista
24.03.2024 14:20:16
traggot

traggot
just popping in from the offices in athiesta to shelter from the rain a while! my new hair's a mess now and im worried that i might do myself an injury and have to call in sick if i get any more lost in it. unless anyone wants to offer me a lift on her lunch break in exchange for a big favor!  








24.03.2024 14:20:16
it/she 20s reanimated tdyke mutt, debate me for free wins and help me reach curious gold.

Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1084790
Reputation: 60107
Posts: 1984
Atheista
24.03.2024 20:06:10
Gemima1984



Calling in from the whorporate offices and serving cunt 




24.03.2024 20:06:10
ediblegoats
Level 230
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9976531
Reputation: 156343
Posts: 883
Antitheocra
24.03.2024 21:00:57
ediblegoats

ediblegoats
she's the CEO, she can wear whatever she wants!! >:)

24.03.2024 21:00:57
Athena019
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 152058
Reputation: 49444
Posts: 1253
Reasonopia
24.03.2024 22:56:02
Athena019

Athena019

24.03.2024 22:56:02
D0rn0b
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12085
Reputation: 7540
Posts: 2
Atheista
24.03.2024 23:30:23
D0rn0b

D0rn0b
If this isn't serving office work at 7:00 strip club at 8:00 I don't know what is
(A banner would be nice, but not necessary!) 


24.03.2024 23:30:23
XoXo my Dollar Store Whores

Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 97249
Reputation: 53062
Posts: 2357
Atheista
25.03.2024 05:49:19
Hot Topica



25.03.2024 05:49:19
  FREE PALESTINE  
The KnockAround
Level 74
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 322440
Reputation: 92125
Posts: 263
Freethinkerland
25.03.2024 08:44:56
The KnockAround

The KnockAround
You guys like gossip?
My friend from HR told me that someone complained about my casual Friday outfit. My friend hinted that it was my… ah’em… certain appendage that rides in my left pant leg supposedly caused a distraction. 
It was suggested I be written up for wearing tight jeans!!!
Nope, never found out who conplained. My guess is it was Glizzy, but my friend wouldn’t spill the tea. 

25.03.2024 08:44:56

“Turn my mic up louder, I got to say something. Lightweights step it aside when we come in...”
- the Real BAMF (rip)

liveangel
Level 263
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18120449
Reputation: 359286
Posts: 3590
Antitheocra
25.03.2024 11:44:35
liveangel

liveangel
My colleagues are some of the clumsiest people I've ever met! They're always dropping their paperwork and pens, but I don't mind picking it up for them.

I'd love to have a banner, if you're not too busy.

25.03.2024 11:44:35

Dum 4 Cum
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19326
Reputation: 11313
Posts: 49
Freethinkerland
25.03.2024 21:40:06
Dum 4 Cum


✮ white collar criminal ✮

25.03.2024 21:40:06

Dad
Dad
Level 48
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 85652
Reputation: 34997
Posts: 244
Atheista
26.03.2024 03:36:27
Dad

Soooooo any of the office vixens wanna stop by the after work function? Maybe get a hotel after?

Dad

26.03.2024 03:36:27
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

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