Our new Prime Ximbo

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SweetasNuts
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Freethinkerland
16.05.2026 17:32:29
Slayyyocrates

I have read the post from Sweeticus 12 times and I want to read it again…and classy…fix that broken link in your sig.  lol.

Original Post From his highness Sweetasnuts:

Citizens of the Fashionable Republic,

The people have spoken. The votes have been cast. And from the shores of Ximboland — where he once arrived with nothing but a weary body and an extraordinary mind — rises our new Prime Ximbo.

The right honourable -

Slayyyocrates.

He came to this republic as a stranger. He walked its roads, sought out its wisest citizens, listened more than he spoke, and earned the trust of a community that does not give its trust easily. That is not the story of a politician. That is the story of a statesman.

In a republic that was built on the belief that wisdom should govern, not wealth — that the best ideas should win, not the loudest voices — Slayyyocrates represents something this land has always stood for. The idea that anyone can rise. That merit matters. That the republic belongs to those who serve it.

He is the first elected Prime Himbo in the history of Ximboland. Let the record show it.

The Pink House is his. The cabinet awaits his direction. The citizens await his leadership.

Welcome, Prime Ximbo Slayyyocrates. The republic is yours to steward.

Long live Slayyyocrates. Long live the republic. Long live the Xatriarch. Glory be to Xod.


Sweetasnuts
The Prexident of the fashionable republic of Ximboland

Slayyyocrates

16.05.2026 17:32:29
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
———*******zzzaaaaaaaap*******———+ Plan R Engaged
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Secville
16.05.2026 17:56:34
The Gifter

Hi Soc Katie’s Mom here I’ve been serving her for 29 years and I will continue to serve her for the next 29.  I’m already ACTIVATED.  I’m the one who gave her her earbuds.

The Gifter

16.05.2026 17:56:34
"Re-imagine... 're-imagination' "    The Gifter
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Reasonopia
16.05.2026 17:59:55
Slayto

I love Katie and will always serve you and her Slayyyocrates.
Now launch me.

Slayto
…and yes I will fix that broken link in my sig.

16.05.2026 17:59:55
Join Katie and me Weekends at 8 on the Slayyycast
Citizen

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Reasonopia
16.05.2026 18:12:19
Tenebro

Tenebro wrote: (original post HERE)
sweishandfuck wrote: (original post HERE)Why are you guys so obsessed with charmz anyway??? Charmz has a wonderful community which XL doesn't anymore, and I guess she was right banning your arse there, before anyone of us could see your non-existent...
Quoting for the new page since it got buried by off topic spamming.

Btw Katie, some of your desperate and needy gibbering in his thread has led me to a few of your accounts that are really easy to block. 


EDIT: But,  "click to dispaly" post of blocked ximbo?" Lol. How many years has somebody been too lazy to even fix a typo?


Slayyyocrates wrote: I have read the post from Sweeticus 12 times and I want to read it again...
Also, just wondering, how much did you actually pay Chris to write all that for you? (After he refused to fuck you.)

Or I use "write it" loosely of course, considering you wrote it yourself and just paid him to post it. 



16.05.2026 18:12:19
Citizen

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Antitheocra
16.05.2026 19:25:21
BagLadyBimbo

Slayyyocrates wrote: (original post HERE)
I have read the post from Sweeticus 12 times and I want to read it again…and classy…fix that broken link in your sig. lol. Original Post From his highness Sweetasnuts: Citizens of the Fashionable Republic, The people have spoken. The votes...
It is a glorious proclamation PH Slayyyocrates, one indeed for the ages.
See you at Table 12 tonight!  

BagLadyBimbo

16.05.2026 19:25:21
There is no mortgage payment on a cardboard box.
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Atheista
16.05.2026 19:29:44
Asmoday

i dont have a problem with whoever is PX but i dislike how the elections were conducted. just two citizens running, with no written election programs, just "im running", and which are the same person, with a obligatory voting screen, unskippable, with no 'null vote' option. that's no democracy at all.

16.05.2026 19:29:44
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Prime Ximbo

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Freethinkerland
16.05.2026 20:29:15
Slayyyocrates

Be sure to renew your monthly Senator Subscriptions so you can help fund me and SweetasNuts and the Pink and Purple Offices and ministers as we transition further into Ximboland 2.0 and Plan R.

Slayyyocrates

XOD Bless Ximboland.

16.05.2026 20:29:15
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
———*******zzzaaaaaaaap*******———+ Plan R Engaged
Citizen

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Reasonopia
16.05.2026 21:16:49
QXimbo

SOC come to my MoFAM office when you have a minute…

Q
QXimbo

16.05.2026 21:16:49
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Freethinkerland
18.05.2026 09:59:34
SilentlyScreaming

Why is everyone so concerned with who's putting dick in Katie??? XD!!!

18.05.2026 09:59:34
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Prime Ximbo

Level 71
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Freethinkerland
18.05.2026 14:07:00
Slayyyocrates


18.05.2026 14:07:00
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z9g0cBTetww?si=YpVc-H7tOLq8dRg0
I’m not falling for Katherine’s BimboTech eyeball crap…
———*******zzzaaaaaaaap*******———+ Plan R Engaged

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