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15.06.2019 20:34:24
Tworek

Za diamenty skraca sobie czas pobytu. A robote ma już prawie najwyższą, to i dużo SA. 

15.06.2019 20:34:24
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Reasonopia
15.06.2019 20:36:53
Iulja

Chodzi o prawdziwą kasę. Wydawaną na diamenty.

15.06.2019 20:36:53

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15.06.2019 21:19:37
martusia17

Ja ogarniam że i prawdziwą, ale ile musiała jej włożyć żeby w tak krótkim czasie zdobyć max fitness, vanity itd do wysokiej roboty! 

15.06.2019 21:19:37
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Reasonopia
15.06.2019 21:21:22
Iulja

Nie znam liczb bezwzględnych, ale gdzieś pomiędzy dużo a w pizdu. Z akcentem na U.

15.06.2019 21:21:22

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15.06.2019 21:22:29
martusia17

Ma rozmach dziewczyna, nie ma co!
A jak tam twe dziecię Lulja? 

15.06.2019 21:22:29
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Freethinkerland
15.06.2019 21:28:28
pucca906

Pieniądze pieniędzmi ale ile czasu musi tylko i wyłącznie klikać od "go to..." do [nie pamiętam jak to ładnie jest określone w grze] "skróć czas za brylanciki". Chyba że jest botem... <myśli>
martusia17 wrote:
Ja ogarniam że i prawdziwą, ale ile musiała jej włożyć żeby w tak krótkim czasie zdobyć max fitness, vanity itd do wysokiej roboty! 


15.06.2019 21:28:28

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15.06.2019 21:37:17
martusia17

No właśnie czas mnie nie przeraza, bo to nie jakiś wyczyn, ale hajs, o matko! 

15.06.2019 21:37:17
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15.06.2019 22:20:11
Iulja

Moje dziecię spoko. Nie robi kupki od... To już chyba będzie dziesięć dni. Plus minus jeden. Jakbym wiedziała, jak istotna będzie ta ostatnia kupa, to bym ją zapisała sobie, a tak to nawet nie umiem wskazać co do dnia. Bo Młoda robi normalnie kupki jakoś 1-2 razy w tygodniu. I położna, i pediatra zapewniały, że nawet raz na tydzień to jest normalne. Nie powiedziały tylko, co robić, kiedy tydzień minie.

Poszłam więc w piątek z dzidziem do przychodni, a tam mi mówią, że najbliższy termin na lipiec, ale jeszcze nie zapisują. Nie omieszkały mnie gropy z rejestracji opieprzyć, że przychodzę dopiero teraz. Ale na moje pytanie, czy mam w takim razie po każdej kupie na zaś umawiać wizytę, na wypadek gdyby kolejna kupa nie przyszła w terminie, to mi nie odpowiedziały. 

Lata doświadczenia w obchodzeniu systemu mam, więc poczekaliśmy do 18 i pojechaliśmy na nocną pomoc lekarską. Tam znowu nas pani pediatra opierdoliła, że jak możemy tyle dni trzymać dziecko bez kupy (!!!). To tylko powiedziałam, że ja się staram, ale za nią nie wyprę, a stara metoda kawa+papieros nie działa. Pani doktor nie załapała żartu. Dała nam skierowanie do szpitala.

W szpitalu ominęliśmy kolejkę dzieci z połamanymi kończynami i zostaliśmy przyjęci jako priorytet. Głównie z uwagi na wiek dziecka, cały personel zachowywał się, jakby nigdy tak małego człowieka nie widział. A to szpital dziecięcy w końcu... W każdym razie, tam nas opieprzyli, że w ogóle przywozimy takie mało bobo do szpitala, bo tam są zarazki przecież (!!!). Ale w końcu zbadali ją i nic nie stwierdzili. Potem postanowili jej zrobić wlew i zobaczyłam najmniejsza chyba lewatywkę na świecie.

A kupa i tak nie wyszła, bo jej tam nie ma. Mała najwidoczniej tak dobrze trawi, że nie zostaje nic do wydalenia. 

Więc wiedzie sobie dalej szczęśliwy żywot dziecka poczciwego.  

I jak tak piszę, że nas wszędzie opierdalali, to to nieprawda. Bo nie nas, tylko mnie. Mój mąż tam stal jako dodatek, tylko ze mną rozmawiali, zadawali pytania, prosili o podpis. Nawet kiedy trzymałam i bujałam wrzeszczące dziecko na rękach, a mąż stał bliżej i powiedział, że ja nie dosłyszę i lepiej rozmawiać z nim, to woleli się drzeć do mnie niż do niego.




15.06.2019 22:20:11

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15.06.2019 22:24:22
martusia17

Moja pediatra, a jest juz leciwa, zaczyna bać się i dziecię po 14 dniu bez kupki, więc co lekarz to obyczaj. No u nas z tym problemu nie ma. I zawsze na spacerze, w sklepie byle poza domem, mądre dziecię! :-) 

15.06.2019 22:24:22
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16.06.2019 10:26:07
Namastis

Wprawdzie nie moja historia, tylko siostry, ale ostatnio zebrała opierdol od pediatry, że 2,5latek je jeszcze kaszkę. Je, bo lubi, pediatra twierdzi, że to dla niego niezdrowe. Także drogie mamy, nie próbujcie kaszek dzieci, bo po drugim roku życia to niezdrowe. Na bilansie dwulatka nie było problemu :) Za to pani pediatra bardzo ucieszyła się z faktu, że je też jedzenie dla dorosłych i potrafi pół pizzy sam opędzlować. I bądź tu człowieku mądry.

16.06.2019 10:26:07
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