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AnastazjaNadia
Level 263
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Reasonopia
26.11.2020 02:21:09
AnastazjaNadia

Ja wczoraj przeżyłam zaskoczenie gdy uświadomiłam sobie, że do Bożego Narodzenia został równo miesiąc. A ja ani klimatu nie czuje, ani nie przygotowana. W normalnych czasach to zakupy świąteczne robię sobie przy okazji już od września. A tu... nic. O Mikołajkach zupełnie zapomniałam! Totalnie. 

26.11.2020 02:21:09
Namastis
Level 150
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2674768
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Posts: 3551
Secville
26.11.2020 08:31:44
Namastis

Ja przeżyłam szok, jak sobie policzyłam, że to już 9 miesięcy w domu. Czas szybko leci na nicnierobieniu :D

26.11.2020 08:31:44
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Iulja
Level 129
Status: Citizen
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Reasonopia
26.11.2020 08:41:37
Iulja

Wczoraj mi lekarka wystawiała l4 na kolejny miesiąc i nie chciała uwierzyć, że równo za miesiąc jest Boże Narodzenie, więc potrzebuję krótszego lub dłuższego o kilka dni, żeby dzień pracujący wypadł. Mi się w ogóle roki 2018-2019-2020 zlały w jedno, bo tyle mniej więcej w domu już siedzę.

26.11.2020 08:41:37

Namastis
Level 150
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Posts: 3551
Secville
27.11.2020 09:58:11
Namastis

Ale chyba nie możesz narzekać na nudę, choćby z uwagi na macierzyństwo :D

27.11.2020 09:58:11
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Iulja
Level 129
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Reputation: 215281
Posts: 2939
Reasonopia
28.11.2020 16:03:48
Iulja

Odkąd młoda w żłobku, życie jakieś takie spokojniejsze i nudniejsze :)

28.11.2020 16:03:48

Namastis
Level 150
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Secville
28.11.2020 16:22:46
Namastis

Ok, zapełniłam wszystkie nowe kategorie, niektóre z moich starych outfitów mogły powrócić. Jestem szczęśliwa :D

28.11.2020 16:22:46
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anio0sia
Level 123
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 164143
Posts: 5384
Freethinkerland
03.12.2020 11:11:46
anio0sia

Dzień dobry :) Ach, jak dobrze, że wreszcie są nowe sloty! <3 Ja dzisiaj dostałam świstek o zakończeniu leczenia i od poniedziałku wracam po miesiącu przerwy do pracy :D chore to, ale nie mogę się doczekać. Ostatnie tygodnie przynosiły same złe wieści - szukamy teraz dla Młodej laryngologa na CITO, bo musi mieć wycięte migdałki na wczoraj... prywatnie tylko. 6-7 tys. :O nie licząc wizyt kontrolnych i badań przed zabiegiem. Akurat na święta musimy kombinować kasę zamiast na prezenty, to na lekarzy... Dziwny czas nastał. Niech ten rok się już kończy!

03.12.2020 11:11:46
Iulja
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1709057
Reputation: 215281
Posts: 2939
Reasonopia
03.12.2020 18:22:44
Iulja

Przyjeżdżaj do Krakowa, tutaj kosztuje 3-4 tysiące. Akurat mój mąż musi pilnie wyciąć migdałki podniebienne i prawie nigdzie tego nie robią dorosłym. Ale ceny poznaliśmy. 

03.12.2020 18:22:44

AnastazjaNadia
Level 263
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 641928
Posts: 24088
Reasonopia
03.12.2020 18:49:48
AnastazjaNadia

Mi w Bydgoszczy wycięli jak byłam na studiach. Bez problemu.

03.12.2020 18:49:48
anio0sia
Level 123
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1460248
Reputation: 164143
Posts: 5384
Freethinkerland
03.12.2020 19:39:22
anio0sia

Iulja wrote:
Przyjeżdżaj do Krakowa, tutaj kosztuje 3-4 tysiące. Akurat mój mąż musi pilnie wyciąć migdałki podniebienne i prawie nigdzie tego nie robią dorosłym. Ale ceny poznaliśmy. 
Młoda musi mieć trzy załatwione plus dreny do uszu :O za każdy dren sobie dodają tysiaka do ceny zabiegu... szału idzie dostać...

Jak Wam idzie tworzenie outfitów konkursowych? ;)

03.12.2020 19:39:22

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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