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AnastazjaNadia
Level 263
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18190262
Reputation: 639342
Posts: 24082
Reasonopia
23.03.2021 19:58:03
AnastazjaNadia

Dzięki. 
Cieszy mnie, że chociaż ktoś. ;) moja rodzina patrzy na mnie jak na wariatkę... siedzi w domu i narzeka.... 

23.03.2021 19:58:03
NocturnaHalliwell
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 43241
Reputation: 27607
Posts: 130
Atheista
24.03.2021 18:14:57
NocturnaHalliwell

AnastazjaNadia wrote:
Uciekł mi nasz wątek. 
Strategiczny post ;)

Otworzyli moje miejsce pracy po 4,5 miesięcznym zamknięciu ze względu no covid. Popracowaliśmy 3 tygodnie. I teraz znowu nas zamknęli do odwołania. Mój mózg umrze szybciej niż wykończy mnie covid.... nigdy nie sądziłam, że kiedykolwiek w życiu to powiem, ale... nadmiar wolnego czasu szkodzi. Wszak nieużywany organ zanika XD

A jak u was? 

Gdybym nie studiowała tego co studiuję to mój cały by serio zanikł. Tym bardziej, że akurat z mojej profesji to częściej szukają magistrów, nie techników.

24.03.2021 18:14:57
“But our love was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we
Of many far wiser than we
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.”
― Edgar Allan Poe, Annabel Lee
    


" Let's try to make it right, don't wanna start a fight
And we're so sorry if we give you all a little fright
We're not so scary if you see us in the daylight
You'll be so happy just as long as you survive the night "
" Die, die, we all pass away. Don't wear a frown 'cause it's really okay. You might try and hide, and you might and pray, but we all end up the remains of the day. " - Corpse Bride
"I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is." - Corpse Bride
"You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are." - Alice In Wonderland
"We Gladly Feast On Those Who Would Subdue Us" - The Addams Family
“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.” - Dracula
“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!” - Dracula
“All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.” - Edgar Allan Poe
“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” - Edgar Allan Poe
Namastis
Level 150
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 186986
Posts: 3551
Secville
24.03.2021 18:21:14
Namastis

Pochwal się co studiujesz

24.03.2021 18:21:14
Bimboland on Facebook and Instagram :)
NocturnaHalliwell
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 43241
Reputation: 27607
Posts: 130
Atheista
24.03.2021 18:24:07
NocturnaHalliwell

Filologia rumuńska.

24.03.2021 18:24:07
“But our love was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we
Of many far wiser than we
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.”
― Edgar Allan Poe, Annabel Lee
    


" Let's try to make it right, don't wanna start a fight
And we're so sorry if we give you all a little fright
We're not so scary if you see us in the daylight
You'll be so happy just as long as you survive the night "
" Die, die, we all pass away. Don't wear a frown 'cause it's really okay. You might try and hide, and you might and pray, but we all end up the remains of the day. " - Corpse Bride
"I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is." - Corpse Bride
"You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are." - Alice In Wonderland
"We Gladly Feast On Those Who Would Subdue Us" - The Addams Family
“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.” - Dracula
“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!” - Dracula
“All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.” - Edgar Allan Poe
“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” - Edgar Allan Poe
Namastis
Level 150
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2674758
Reputation: 186986
Posts: 3551
Secville
24.03.2021 18:43:50
Namastis

O wow. Skąd pomysł na taki kierunek?

24.03.2021 18:43:50
Bimboland on Facebook and Instagram :)
NocturnaHalliwell
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 43241
Reputation: 27607
Posts: 130
Atheista
24.03.2021 18:47:40
NocturnaHalliwell

Od wujka Drakuli ;)

24.03.2021 18:47:40
“But our love was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we
Of many far wiser than we
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.”
― Edgar Allan Poe, Annabel Lee
    


" Let's try to make it right, don't wanna start a fight
And we're so sorry if we give you all a little fright
We're not so scary if you see us in the daylight
You'll be so happy just as long as you survive the night "
" Die, die, we all pass away. Don't wear a frown 'cause it's really okay. You might try and hide, and you might and pray, but we all end up the remains of the day. " - Corpse Bride
"I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is." - Corpse Bride
"You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are." - Alice In Wonderland
"We Gladly Feast On Those Who Would Subdue Us" - The Addams Family
“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.” - Dracula
“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!” - Dracula
“All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.” - Edgar Allan Poe
“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” - Edgar Allan Poe
anio0sia
Level 123
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1457820
Reputation: 163913
Posts: 5384
Freethinkerland
31.03.2021 13:52:01
anio0sia

Helloł :D Jam też po filologii, ale tej pospolitej ;) 

Wyprowadziłam dzisiaj dziecię na spacer do lasu :D wreszcie piękna pogoda, wiatru nie ma, a ja powoli wychodzę z 1 trymestru i nabieram z powrotem chęci do życia ;) 

Jutro chyba ruszamy do rodzinki przedświątecznie, bo małż mój musi w weekend pracować, więc chociaż do soboty posiedzimy :D Pokażemy jak wyglądamy i resztę ferajny też zobaczymy, bo ostatni raz się spotkaliśmy chyba w połowie lutego. 

31.03.2021 13:52:01
Mariolka
Level 45
Status: Minister of Defence
Sex Appeal: 71982
Reputation: 20393
Posts: 284
Agnostica
31.03.2021 13:56:03
Mariolka

u mnie tez pogoda pinka, az chce sie na zewnatrz wychodzic w koncu...
niestety ten czas jest tez poczatkiem kichania i prychania dla mnie przez pyłki :D
w sezonie cieplym czesciej czuje sie "przeziebiony" niz na zime :D

31.03.2021 13:56:03

anio0sia
Level 123
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1457820
Reputation: 163913
Posts: 5384
Freethinkerland
31.03.2021 14:12:52
anio0sia

Współczuję alergii... Ja ostatnio zasłużyłam na tytuł madki roku. Zabrałam dziecię do koleżanki, która ma kota... Tak, Zocha ma alergię na koci naskórek, a mi to jakoś z łba uciekło (zwalam na hormony ;P). 
Zajechałyśmy przed dom, a ta oczy jak bokser spuchnięte. Pokrzywka na twarzoczaszce... wyglądała jakby ją z Fame MMA wypuścili. 

31.03.2021 14:12:52
Mariolka
Level 45
Status: Minister of Defence
Sex Appeal: 71982
Reputation: 20393
Posts: 284
Agnostica
31.03.2021 14:15:25
Mariolka

o cholewka! to teraz to ja malej wspolczuje, moja alergia nie jest az tak upierdliwa :|

31.03.2021 14:15:25

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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