My dear Bimbos, Himbos, everyone!
I’ve been hanging around Bimboland as the Prime Bimbo since a week, so it’s the highest time to turn to you with my inaugural speech.
I’m really honoured to work for next 4 months to develop our Bimboland! I’m still learning how to be a good PB, how to work with our favourite developers team. I already know that I will have to use all my diplomacy and ability to persuade to push forward more difficult ideas.
First of all, we have our Bimbo needs that never go out of date. We want to shop cheaper, earn more. I’m telling about it to developers really often, but I can’t promise that prices will change. However, I’ll keep my eye on crazes to appear regulary! What about houses, pets? I know that plenty of Bimbos remember them from the old game and miss them now. They are on a task list, however they have low priority for the team.
I want you to have full transparency for ideas, requests and postulates I sent to Team Bimbo.
For many of you my task list may seem boring, my ideas – not important. You may think that I should create something more interesting, more significant (if you have such ideas – share them with me! I promise you won’t be forgotten in realizing it!). However, at the beginning, I’d like to point all tasks that I consider to be realizable.
What is going to be finished really soon is a general Forum cleaning. We have already planned a system to keep our Forum tidy, legible and nice place. You can see official rules that I posted everywhere. Read them carefully, because each subforum has different rules! To help to keep Forum in order we are going to have moderators – Forum Guards. One of them (Esuna – thank you once again, sweetheart!) is already doing a great job, so be aware, spammers!
List of ideas I sent:
1. Some titles/names that are currently used in Bimboland. I know that Bimbo suicide is inappropriate for many of players. It’s going to be changed soon. The same as guarana-drug-dopeheads and few other confusing examples.
2. No limits for selling items from My closet.
3. Chests – possibility to get a voucher instead of another random item.
4. Hipster, Funky, Diva achievments – they are impossible to earn now.
5. Prizes for achievements – it’s ridiculous that we are prized for spending 100x500B$ on sex with… 250B$.
6. Contact/friens/favourite bimbos list – another task that is almost finished now and will be implemented really soon!
7. Improvement of memory implant and plastic surgery – spending 1000B$ on them should give something more than 3 superficiality or vanity points. My idea is to change them into something more remarkable.
8. 4 slots for everyone! – because we can’t differrentiate the Bimbo’s right to slots just because some of them started their account too late to have 4 slots in standard.
9. Searching clothes in My closet with names/colours/length/other.
10. New fights categories – current categories are already boring, don’t you think so?
11. Possibility to save an outifit ‘in progress’ before publishing it on my profile.
12. Fixing the mobile version of the Forum.
13. More minigames.
14. Layering –is done already, so it doesn’t need a comment.
15. Possibility to use more than 1 item from the same category in the same outfit – I’ve already got to know, that it may be difficult or impossible from the tech point of view, so my alternative proposition is to create more specific categories. However, I’m not sure if it won’t make creating an outfit too complicated.
16. Possibility to have an interactive view of a Bimbo, where you can click on any piece of clothing and go directly to the shop to buy them (the idea shared with me by Fifi12).
17. Boob job! – you know what I mean.
Feel free to comment, don’t hesitate to criticize. I belive in the power of criticizm. Leave a comment here or write me PM.
And my last but not least promise to all of you. I will always be a Bimbo. Even if I’m too reasonable (greetings to all my dear Reasonopians!), I still know that. So I will always stand on Bimbos side!
That’s all for now. Have wonderful next 4 months!
Yours,
iulja
Prime Bimbo