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Janeze321
ximboglizzy
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Antitheocra
15.01.2024 05:22:39
ximboglizzy

theres evidence that shows viagra may have some benefits for your heart health which could be used by both men and women however dont give it to kids
its honestly a pretty straight forward drug that helps men have their willies go up

I had to write it for my pharmacology class, I also wrote a paper about syphilis. its all heehee haha till you see pictures of it. *no judgment tho*
fun fact did you know senior homes commonly have STD outbreaks?

15.01.2024 05:22:39
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Heydi
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Atheista
15.01.2024 05:25:28
Heydi

I have no idea how viagra works, I am assuming it is hormonal? and hormones are extremely important for our bodily functions so I can see how it works? 
Kinda like how birth control is important for so many peoples health 
just
reverse?

also currently post count isnt looking good we have done over 100 and the topics hasn't reached trending. Though I don't know how often the trending thing updates. If it is total engagement, like posts and likes then we need to do like 500 to test ToT.

15.01.2024 05:25:28
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ximboglizzy
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Antitheocra
15.01.2024 05:37:38
ximboglizzy

so here's a super simplified version of it:
basically it helps your body maintain an erection (for cis male). you can take it as a tablet, I believe you take it closely to the time you wanna participate in the devils tango or exercise your wrist. it all comes down to the drug exhibiting an enzyme that relaxes your blood vessels which is why it can help with symptoms of a specific type of hypertension aka high blood pressure. this drug really only works with physical contact so you wont get a hard-on just by thinking/seeing something. its good for geriatric (older) patients however the dose needs to be appropriate taking into consideration the age and any pre-existing conditions the individual may have. the effects of it are pretty short (~still varies on dose but around 4-6 hours), and you dont have to take it daily.


15.01.2024 05:37:38
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Heydi
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Atheista
15.01.2024 05:40:25
Heydi

That is so interesting and really cool. Like unexpected but also makes smth sense. I never liked biology in HS, but I still love finding out how stuff works. 

15.01.2024 05:40:25
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ximboglizzy
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Antitheocra
15.01.2024 05:43:12
ximboglizzy

I honestly didn't expect it to be kind of interesting! I could say the absolute same about HS biology. I despised the whole animal kingdom bs and some goats on an island or whatever the fuck that was about, shoo!! I dont even wanna learn that idc im so disinterested in that shit

15.01.2024 05:43:12
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Heydi
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Atheista
15.01.2024 07:15:29
Heydi

Ok so update

we added like 19 pages to the count up or down cats and dogs thing and it isnt trending. 
One of the trending things only has 5 pages.
So unless it doesn’t update often, I believe it isn’t number of posts in a period of time that gets a forum topic to trend.

The urge to try and add like 2k forum views to a topic to see if it does anything is temping

15.01.2024 07:15:29
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Pollyx
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Antitheocra
15.01.2024 07:53:37
Pollyx

could it be a stat not visible to regular users like unique views? the number of different users opening and participating in a thread during a period of time? it also makes me wonder if some forum categories are weighted differently in any way, that would be a little odd but i rarely see forum games in Hot in the Forum

15.01.2024 07:53:37
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Janeze321
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Freethinkerland
15.01.2024 07:55:29
Janeze321

So I placed 48th this month with 40 votes! Thank you for your votes everyone that voted for me. I'm kinda happy with that. Congrats to the winners and congrats to everyone that entered this month. 

Have a great day everyone enjoy whatever it is you're doing.

15.01.2024 07:55:29
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
Heydi
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Atheista
15.01.2024 08:09:29
Heydi

congratulations Janeze!

I just wonder if the site accounts for unique viewers, but it would make sense.
The reason I feel like it isn’t often the game topics is because they don’t usually receive a large quantity of likes.

15.01.2024 08:09:29
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Gemima1984
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Atheista
15.01.2024 09:02:45
Gemima1984

Morning all, I slept poorly but i have coffee :)

15.01.2024 09:02:45

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