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Heydi
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 111828
Reputation: 65309
Posts: 2734
Atheista
22.04.2024 10:35:15
Heydi

been a while since ive been here im so busy

also beautiful ximbo’s i need advice 
what is the least awkward way to ask a photographer to edit a hickey out of a picture

22.04.2024 10:35:15
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
Janeze321
Level 157
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3055316
Reputation: 735857
Posts: 11088
Freethinkerland
22.04.2024 11:00:10
Janeze321

Ahh the photo is lovely that you took it's just the blemish on my neck, could you smooth that out in post production please. 



22.04.2024 11:00:10
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
fxlxi
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4772
Reputation: 5320
Posts: 28
Atheista
22.04.2024 14:50:41
fxlxi

i need a new tattoo like yesterday but i still have to wait til the end of the week before i get paid its actually heartbreaking

22.04.2024 14:50:41
☠︎︎ "oh computers cant get pregnant-" KEEP CUMMING IN ITS CIRCUIT BOARD  ☠︎︎
Heydi
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 111828
Reputation: 65309
Posts: 2734
Atheista
22.04.2024 22:41:50
Heydi

chat i feel like im gonna vomit lol

22.04.2024 22:41:50
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
CocoChasteigne
Level 33
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 27395
Reputation: 17343
Posts: 300
Atheista
22.04.2024 22:53:31
CocoChasteigne

Katrynah wrote:
it'll be with grieving kids and their families! i'll (hopefully) work as a group therapy coordinator :D
You're an angel! It takes a special person to be empathetic and help others. ♡ I hope you also look after yourself, I know some cases may weigh heavy on your heart and mind.

22.04.2024 22:53:31
     

moonflower
Level 85
Status: Senator
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Posts: 494
Atheista
22.04.2024 23:58:31
moonflower

Did some chores and just showered, I feel so good rn 

22.04.2024 23:58:31
you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 53063
Posts: 2357
Atheista
23.04.2024 05:27:39
Hot Topica

Heydi wrote:
been a while since ive been here im so busy

also beautiful ximbo’s i need advice 
what is the least awkward way to ask a photographer to edit a hickey out of a picture
"can you edit the rash out"

23.04.2024 05:27:39
  FREE PALESTINE  
Janeze321
Level 157
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3055316
Reputation: 735857
Posts: 11088
Freethinkerland
23.04.2024 06:32:45
Janeze321

Yay my weekend arrives. Time flyes it feel like the week went in a bilink of an eye. I must be getting old, they say time speeds up as you age and the heart slows. It's all relative. Also when you're stuck in rut and things are the same day in day out that too can have a strange affect on the way time passes.

Have a wonderful day everyone. 

So how did you get on with the photographer Heydi?

23.04.2024 06:32:45
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198371
Reputation: 74705
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
23.04.2024 09:37:17
bxdcherri

Might have to delay my start date for my new job, I need my passport for a DBS check but I literally sent it off to be renewed last week lol. Difficult situation but not to worry, I’d rather get it renewed asap so I’m able to go on holiday in June 

23.04.2024 09:37:17

Blecky89
Level 235
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 10907196
Reputation: 779744
Posts: 26333
Freethinkerland
23.04.2024 11:19:49
Blecky89

We have a new minigame!!

23.04.2024 11:19:49
    

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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