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[Roleplaying] Memories Bar & Club

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516
Created
20.02.2021
LillyAnn
Level 240
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 11892210
Reputation: 635868
Posts: 6346
Freethinkerland
02.05.2022 09:51:56
LillyAnn

That's exactly what I drink lately, either vodka&coke, whiskey&coke or vodka-tonic 

02.05.2022 09:51:56

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

I identify as transparent, pronounces who/where
(don't take this seriously, because if you do it's your own fault)

Pryia Polly Esther
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1548
Reputation: 1194
Posts: 12
Atheista
02.05.2022 09:53:25
Pryia Polly Esther

*Downs a shot of tequilla with a completely straght face*

02.05.2022 09:53:25
Marthar
Level 15
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 2670
Reputation: 2558
Posts: 29
Atheista
02.05.2022 10:29:23
Marthar

LillyAnn wrote:
That's exactly what I drink lately, either vodka&coke, whiskey&coke or vodka-tonic 
Oh, didn't mean to trash your drink, sorry!
There's something kind of like sexy and suave about it ngl, but for me it's always gonna be a pint of beer or cider to get me drunk quickly and cheaply lol. 

"Bartender! A pint of pale ale please!" 

02.05.2022 10:29:23
LillyAnn
Level 240
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 11892210
Reputation: 635868
Posts: 6346
Freethinkerland
02.05.2022 15:27:14
LillyAnn

Oh, didn't mean it that way lol I am a big beer fan, just when I want to have it less intensive I go for a mix vodka or whiskey with coke or tonic

Enjoy your pale ale, cheers! :D

02.05.2022 15:27:14

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

I identify as transparent, pronounces who/where
(don't take this seriously, because if you do it's your own fault)

Vibez
Level 12
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1139
Reputation: 1505
Posts: 33
Agnostica
03.05.2022 13:18:48
Vibez

She walks into the bar, taking a seat at one of the remaining bar seats, she gestures her finger towards the bartender..

"One Devils Margarita please!" 

She rests her arms on the bar counter whilst waiting for the bartender to arrive at her service..
She receives her glass of Margarita and takes a sip. 
Giving a sour face, she takes another sip then heads to one of the booths walking as though she is tired, but she is not drunk- Yet, she sits and relaxes in the booth whilst continuously sipping out of her drink that she acts as though, she dislikes. Slowly, but surely becoming less and less sober. 

03.05.2022 13:18:48

Angelsarerottingmyteeth
Level 12
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1390
Reputation: 1148
Posts: 5
Atheista
05.05.2022 23:28:44
Angelsarerottingmyteeth

Mmmmmm yes this drink that I am definitely of legal age to drink is very delightful. Absolutely heavenly. Mmmmm yes it so ackahfthdfhfdschhhgfffygffytrdvjudvhydsschjjhgdvhyff

05.05.2022 23:28:44

Mothxoxo
Level 8
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 759
Reputation: 366
Posts: 5
Antitheocra
07.05.2022 06:25:47
Mothxoxo

They stumble loudly into the bar, almost breaking their ankle in 9 inch platforms. They catch themselves, leaning up on the bar, puffing on a joint.

07.05.2022 06:25:47
 ✿.。.:* ☆:**:. Mentally a whore, physically a virgin  ✿.。.:* ☆:**:.
hauntpsychic
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25985
Reputation: 15350
Posts: 134
Atheista
07.05.2022 16:43:40
hauntpsychic

Hey guys, sorry I got lost on the way here, my tesla wanted to crash into the ocean when I set it on self driving

07.05.2022 16:43:40
(he/ze/xe)
 
 
LynBanana
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6530
Reputation: 3732
Posts: 7
Atheista
09.05.2022 17:48:07
LynBanana

I want waffle fries

09.05.2022 17:48:07
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Bun Bon
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13783
Reputation: 9615
Posts: 56
Atheista
09.05.2022 19:10:50
Bun Bon

I have sat on this booth for like two hours just looking at my phone, my date stood me up and I almost wanted to cry.
Hopefully the bartender hasn't figured out that I have been sitting here without ordering anything, I just took some cup from another table so it wouldnt be weird. Like I am already pathetic for sitting alone, but if someone thought that I was poor. That just wouldnt go. Even tho I was looking to hook up with a sugardaddy.
sighs

09.05.2022 19:10:50
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