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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
20.11.2019 02:49:49
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm seriously in the sort of mood:
To go to the bar, down the street- ,  and pick the cleanest man there,  and F*uck him...... Silly  Men here don't see what I do,  and it would be crazy shi*.



   Kandie is singing NOW....    I know her !!!!!!   
                              OH hell.....   I'm to wet, to even wear anything suitable to even walk a few blocks............
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My own natural lubrication, dripping out of my lips, drive's me into a sex-crazed mania,   I even tasted myself,  and wow..... 
                                                I must eat a lot of peaches and honey....   Hahaha
   I'm crazed !!!!   cray cray,   Fucked in the head with hormones........ 
How is that for a woman having a period?

20.11.2019 02:49:49
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
20.11.2019 03:00:48
supahbimbo

You turn me on by your words 

20.11.2019 03:00:48
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
20.11.2019 03:17:12
HeavenLeighBimbo

Why do you think I was paid so well as an actress.....?

 It wasn't for my belly-button ring..........  
  Pure sex-appeal come's with a sharp tongue, a nasty attitude,  and the ability to fuck*in' kick a man's ass if he touches you, when you don't wish it.......... 
                                 The mystery and ' so called' unavailability,  and 'whore factor' made me very rich indeed.
  No man can even last having 'Phone SEX with me'....    I dominate them into puddles of mud.

20.11.2019 03:17:12
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
20.11.2019 03:46:19
supahbimbo

Oh I bet you get me hard just by your words 

20.11.2019 03:46:19
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
20.11.2019 04:03:46
HeavenLeighBimbo

Hard enough to jump out of an air-plane with me,
With the only chute,  on my BACK?   Ok I would have a reserve chute too, for legal reason's ; but it is not a controllable chute like the 'Main-ONE.'
  Soaring down the face of the Grand Tetons's? With my body pressed hard against yours  and only SILK and Skill, keeping you ALIVE?.
   Are you sure your man enough to cuddle up with a wild 'bimbo'? For a ride of a lifetime?
 At the camera angle of the posted gif,  It is 12,600 feet above sea level.....
  That is so high, that even pilot's are required to use supplementary oxygen......
  Kissing you for over 5 seconds of free fall till you could breath again?
 
I'm a local....  guess what,  I can hold my breath and kiss with my tongue in your face,  and giggle at the same time. and tie the stem of a cherry into a knot, with just my tongue. 
Pulling a rip cord and flying you down to Jackson Hole......

20.11.2019 04:03:46
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
20.11.2019 04:07:00
supahbimbo

Yes I trust you I will do it. I don't think you would kill yourself on purpose.

20.11.2019 04:07:00
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
20.11.2019 04:18:34
HeavenLeighBimbo

Ahhh  that is nice of you to say....   Really the jump, would only last about 20 minutes once the chute was deployed.
   I would mostly like to show you the city of Jackson Hole.....   in the summer it is where Hollywood stars have homes,  and walk around.  Real shops of fine good's,  and 100.00 USD pizzas......
  Summer also sees the Motorcycles,  of all description's.   Most costing the same as a common Home in the valley.......
   You have a fine city to live in too, as I walk around in google maps,,,   but........  Jackson Hole is like the old western movie set,  that is 'ALIVE in the modern era.   Something you have to see to believe.

20.11.2019 04:18:34
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
20.11.2019 04:20:27
supahbimbo

Sounds amazing. So do you even see female motorbike riders around?

I love old style towns.

20.11.2019 04:20:27
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
20.11.2019 05:01:43
HeavenLeighBimbo

Yes, there is many female rider's of Harley-Davidson bike's.....
  However I think those are nasty beast's, that are just for show,  but can't be ridden in a sexy manner.......
  Why ride a bike that weighs 2000 pound's, dry?  Unless your FAT, too

  My Bike has a dry weight of 640 pound's, with a 4 cylinder high output motor, 96 horse power,   Speeding a 115 pound rider.
            Which bike do you think is faster?
  More maneuverable?
  It seems counter-intuitive,  but ____ safer to ride?
   I can throw my bike around very easily, around corner's.    
   This year all the motorcycle death's were on Big huge 'Harlies'.......   50% of them female riders. 
                   And the #1 cause... 
            They all went off the side of road's, around corner's.(Drifted/ cornered without leaning into the turn.)   
More money, than common sense and rider skill. 
           Real rider's don't play with 'dead-weights'........... Covered in chrome and fancy speaker's.....

20.11.2019 05:01:43
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
20.11.2019 05:07:33
HeavenLeighBimbo

  I actually found a picture of the same model as mine..   HAHA,  it is the only one in my entire STATE however...   
   Imagine riding this in a Bikini.  Image result for suzuki katana gsx f 750
 Mine is a bit more customized with 'ground effect' and pure black,    and powder-coated rim's,  and racing tires.
  I've also ridden 'her so hard' that my muffler's have turned to a golden color. A purely natural 'patina'  that metal get's at very high temperatures....    It is actually a gorgeous color you can't buy at any price.
  This bike also has over 30 kills on her....    Birds don't hear her approaching and she kills them at over 120MPH......
  Balls of feather's explode. because they play 'chicken' for the bug's flying over the road........
  I hate that picture actually ^  it is a a model built for the UK....
  Mine is a 'Stripped version',  without the bull-sh*t....   Mine probable is 45 pound's lighter than the pictured model.....

20.11.2019 05:07:33
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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