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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
06.12.2019 09:33:17
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm a total Idiot, according to modern social Normalcy.

06.12.2019 09:33:17
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
06.12.2019 09:33:58
supahbimbo

You are no idiot I believe you are smarter than the average human.

06.12.2019 09:33:58
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
06.12.2019 09:40:29
HeavenLeighBimbo

You only think that because you have spent 'quality time getting to know me'  without the 'FAKE-Book tripe', and silly posturing for sexual activity'''''''''...  sure I tease you often,  but your the safest sex EVER.   a Half a world away,  and  even then.   I don't talk to dirty to you.......   a bit of flirting  but,  what's a girl to do, when she is a stripper......
    It's in my nature,  but even you respect my boundaries  and nobody told you how to DO IT !!!!.
   You just do it naturally with very awesome communication skill's,  you already HAD.

06.12.2019 09:40:29
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
06.12.2019 09:42:07
supahbimbo

I mean I could never be nasty to you. I am not that type of person. I would only talk dirty to you if you are alright with it. But I would always ask first. 

06.12.2019 09:42:07
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
06.12.2019 10:06:39
HeavenLeighBimbo

I don't think you could ever talk to me as 'dirty in a pub' as I experience in my daily life'.....
    Yet,  do you want to hear a lesbian's confession? 
                 
I have an absolute 'Crush' on a married woman who is pregnant. 
 I work with her,  and have never said anything to her about it.........   I knew she was with child,  long before she started 'showing'.  I just knew it.....  but now that she is very obviously with child.......   OMG,  she just is getting more and more ATTRACTIVE in my EYE'S.   She carries her 'unbourn child' just like I did.    I find her fascinating to look [and] lust after.....
   I tower over her,  and have a prestigious situation,  but  I am in total awe of her. but can say absolutely nothing about how much I admire her.......    This is HELL, to my feeling's and such a shame......
  I wish I could give her word's of encouragement, and care for her body in my capacity as a Superior,  but by law,  I can't.........   Can you see how crushing political correctness IS, in a real life situation?

06.12.2019 10:06:39
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
06.12.2019 10:09:34
supahbimbo

Some things you can never have it's painful but you have to learn to deal with it. Learn to accept it. I will confess I am afraid of dying, not so much the dying but the afterlife. I don't want to go too much into it because it makes me sick thinking about it. I need to accept one day I will die and yeah that's it I guess.

06.12.2019 10:09:34
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
06.12.2019 10:17:48
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm nearly twice your age.....   My grave is right next door...........

  Today I broke a law and did something for Katrina, and just said, Please, don't bump the babies head....
                       A total violation of the LAW.

     Death come's whenever it is least expected....   LIFE especially new life,  is planned and so beautiful.

06.12.2019 10:17:48
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
06.12.2019 10:19:04
supahbimbo

I guess so. I need to realise life is precious and can end at anytime. 

06.12.2019 10:19:04
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
06.12.2019 10:27:36
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm NOT ever going to talk about a rescue mission...........
   I've watched to many people die, and most 'babble about mistake's'.....
  In the end they ask for a mother........  or see past relatives., then, often look into my eye's and see an angel, and 'pass quietly'.
   This is my emotional burden of escorting the living, into heaven.
Absolutely nothing to fear,  just an exchange of existence with knowledge you gained on planet Earth.

06.12.2019 10:27:36
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
06.12.2019 10:33:44
HeavenLeighBimbo

  I suddenly need to go and cry now...........

06.12.2019 10:33:44
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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