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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Agnostica
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10.12.2019 09:24:13
supahbimbo
I sometimes gets spiders in my house. But I'm not scared of them.

10.12.2019 09:24:13
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
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10.12.2019 09:49:27
HeavenLeighBimbo
I never was ether, till my baby at age 2 was eaten during the winter.   OK, just feasted on.....   He survived.....
   Still,  they gathered on his forehead just above his eye-brow's, and fed on him to the point he had thousand's of little swelling bumps,   and in hospital they just gave him a shot of anti-venom. 
             The poison isn't very bad for adult's,  but to babies it can be very bad.  He recovered with no ill effects,  but   I make sure I kill all wolf spider's now. 
              The thought of them crawling onto me, in the middle of the night seriously creeps me out now.
               So bad, I don't even live in the same home as I did, when my son was eaten for a midnight snack, by spiders.

10.12.2019 09:49:27
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supahbimbo
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Agnostica
supahbimbo
10.12.2019 10:41:02
supahbimbo
Damn that's not good. I sometimes fear flies when sleeping since they crawl in my ear and it freaks me out.

10.12.2019 10:41:02
SmartSlut
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Antitheocra
SmartSlut
10.12.2019 18:14:22
SmartSlut
First of all HeavenLeigh, sounds like you love your home town.
Good now that that’s out of the way, ahem...
WHAT THE FUCK!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH NONONONONONONONONO FUCK THAT AUSTRALIAN BULLSHIT!!!!!!

   Now that that’s out of the way, the worst we have as far as spiders go is Wolf spiders. Big and hairy but not venomous.

10.12.2019 18:14:22
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Freethinkerland
HeavenLeighBimbo
10.12.2019 20:39:47
HeavenLeighBimbo
Oh , I love my town well enough  but in every town there is still social problem's.  Drug usage is extreme, when people are paid by the government to eat, and have home's, and not have to work.  It's  become a large portion of the population, that are really sad to see.  They look homeless and dirty,  but in reality they just spend all the free government money on drug's and are slowly killing themselves in the process.  3 out of 4 of my neighbors are doing that to themselves.  Provided free government housing and food and medical care,  but human nature still make's them want to escape the mental poverty, they do to themselves with Meth...
  No city is safe from drug-dealer's and lazy people.

10.12.2019 20:39:47
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SmartSlut
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Antitheocra
SmartSlut
10.12.2019 20:47:14
SmartSlut
   Oh, I live just outside Chicago. I know.

10.12.2019 20:47:14
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Agnostica
supahbimbo
10.12.2019 20:58:26
supahbimbo
Australia isn't a bad country. I mean every countries has bad things, ours is just killer snakes and spiders. People just get scared for no reason sometimes.

10.12.2019 20:58:26
SmartSlut
SmartSlut
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Antitheocra
SmartSlut
10.12.2019 20:59:49
SmartSlut
I can’t even remember how many times my schools were in lockdown :D

10.12.2019 20:59:49
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Posts: 2630
Agnostica
supahbimbo
10.12.2019 21:03:48
supahbimbo
No country is perfect and not wanting to visit a country because of something like deadly animals is crazy. I understand not wanting to visit a country in war or something but over spiders and snakes? Just avoid the bush and country where most of them are. Then again some are in the cities and suburbs.

It's like the brown snake is a deadly snake in Australia and can kill you but it's a protected species so you can't kill it. I don't care I would kill one if it was in my yard because I don't want it hurting or killing anyone. Just don't tell anyone you did it and you will never get caught. 

10.12.2019 21:03:48
SmartSlut
SmartSlut
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Antitheocra
SmartSlut
10.12.2019 21:07:09
SmartSlut
   Oh absolutely! Everywhere has it’s dangerous animals. Hell, gators are fucking pests down south. Literal dinosaurs are pests. Just drive around them and you’ll be fine.
   I’d love to visit Australia FOR the wildlife actually. I’m a huge animal lover and my goal one day is to visit the Australia Zoo.

10.12.2019 21:07:09
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