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Vita Brevis
Level 120
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1382255
Reputation: 171810
Posts: 4338
Antitheocra
01.03.2020 20:51:19
Vita Brevis

A man who's height is above little person level, but is well below that of any other man. They tend to be very muscular and wide, without a neck.
Guy: "You remember Maurice Jones-Drew?"
Other guy: "Oh yeah, the Manlet running back from the Jaguars?"

I walked into the gym and saw a few manlets working out. They're short, but they sure can lift.


Do you regret asking?


01.03.2020 20:51:19
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 272109
Reputation: 40157
Posts: 1181
Atheista
01.03.2020 20:58:54
torrenoia

every monday we recognize manlets and the struggles tgey face! 

01.03.2020 20:58:54
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
01.03.2020 21:11:25
AlienPrinceFromVenus

It's not about what it means, it's about what you do with it.

It's about
   >The Spirit

And about it being Manlet Monday

01.03.2020 21:11:25
They/Them 
viscerae
Level 75
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 326585
Reputation: 102894
Posts: 1413
Atheista
01.03.2020 21:37:40
viscerae

THe meaning of Manlet Monday extend's. 
           far. 
               Beyond... 
the bound's of lexical definition. To every manlet out there: we   salute you.

~ Yours truly,,, viscerae, metaphorical butcher and proud caretaker of a gremlin



01.03.2020 21:37:40
|| they/he pronouns, please ||

Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
01.03.2020 22:05:29
Classy Joe

Manlets sound scary.

01.03.2020 22:05:29
                                                          
Vita Brevis
Level 120
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1382255
Reputation: 171810
Posts: 4338
Antitheocra
01.03.2020 22:07:49
Vita Brevis

Manlets wish they were scary.

01.03.2020 22:07:49
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
01.03.2020 22:09:27
Classy Joe

So you wouldn't be scared of a very muscular short person?

01.03.2020 22:09:27
                                                          
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
01.03.2020 22:14:23
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Classy Joe wrote:
So you wouldn't be scared of a very muscular short person?
for one would be far more scared of a person with polished style and big d energy. Manlets are just cute. :3

01.03.2020 22:14:23
They/Them 
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
01.03.2020 22:16:21
Classy Joe

Even one who could throw you around like a ragdoll?

01.03.2020 22:16:21
                                                          
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
01.03.2020 22:24:05
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Oh. Honey.

I'm from Venus. My skin is covered in a dense mineral and my body absorbs enough energy from the Sun to rival a nuclear power plant. A measly manlet couldn't move me an inch, let alone pick me up to throw me. But a woman with sharp style could cut me right in the feels if she wanted to. Thus I fear the one capable of emotionally wounding me.

01.03.2020 22:24:05
They/Them 

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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