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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
14.03.2020 13:35:34
Classy Joe

I had a moment today on the train. I got off the train and as it was taking off I realised I left my wallet on the train I tried stopping it but it was too late. Luckily my father was home and the train was from the city and when it gets to the last stop it goes back to the city. So we drove to another station about 10 mins away and when the train was doing it's return trip I got on the train and there was this young woman sitting on the seat I was on and her bag was on top of my wallet. I was so lucky to get it back. 

I really need to keep my wallet in my pocket but even then I fear I it will fall out my pocket. I think I need a bum bag or something. Maybe I should buy a pair of platform heels with a secret compartment in the platform part where I keep everything hahahaha. Well at the time I wasn't myself like I my brain was somewhere else.

Oh and I did ring up the train company and they said there is nothing they can do about it. Like hello can't you contact the driver and when he gets to the final stop as he goes to the other end of the train to drive it he could quickly check the train for my wallet. Geez is that so hard.

14.03.2020 13:35:34
                                                          
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
14.03.2020 13:50:45
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Classy Joe wrote:
I had a moment today on the train. I got off the train and as it was taking off I realised I left my wallet on the train I tried stopping it but it was too late. Luckily my father was home and the train was from the city and when it gets to the last stop it goes back to the city. So we drove to another station about 10 mins away and when the train was doing it's return trip I got on the train and there was this young woman sitting on the seat I was on and her bag was on top of my wallet. I was so lucky to get it back. 

I really need to keep my wallet in my pocket but even then I fear I it will fall out my pocket. I think I need a bum bag or something. Maybe I should buy a pair of platform heels with a secret compartment in the platform part where I keep everything hahahaha. Well at the time I wasn't myself like I my brain was somewhere else.

Oh and I did ring up the train company and they said there is nothing they can do about it. Like hello can't you contact the driver and when he gets to the final stop as he goes to the other end of the train to drive it he could quickly check the train for my wallet. Geez is that so hard.
I vote getting a fanny pack! For the meme of it. Actually I myself am really wanting a fanny pack tbh ':D
I always forget things everywhere. I do believe my umberella is still under the passenger seat of Ziggy Stardust's spaceship. I once forgot a 200€ leather jacket to a museum... never got it back. I'd gotten it in a sale too, pretty sure it was actually 400€ originally. Some of the cost came from a lamb's wool collar it had, which I had luckily detached to use it on another coat. 

14.03.2020 13:50:45
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
14.03.2020 13:54:56
Classy Joe

I seriously need to get my shit together since it's the second time in 2 weeks I left my wallet on public transport. I left it on the bus a couple weeks ago too. However that time the driver got it straight away and I had to go to the bus depot. I got a free ride on the bus to the depot which was nice. Yeah I need a bum bag/fanny pack for sure.

14.03.2020 13:54:56
                                                          
Girlzilla
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3575
Reputation: 2901
Posts: 6
Atheista
14.03.2020 15:24:58
Girlzilla

I have a bum bag/fanny pack! I vote for getting one. I use it when i go to concerts or events (so.....not lately) and people always stop to tell me how smart I am for having it. So it doesnt matter how fashionable it looks really! Because people know its Convenient AF.

14.03.2020 15:24:58

Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
14.03.2020 15:28:51
Classy Joe

Yeah and I could always hide it under my shirt too. That is what I did in Thailand I had a money bag or whatever you call it where I kept my money when I was out in the streets. I kept it under my shirt and it was great.

14.03.2020 15:28:51
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
14.03.2020 19:01:53
HeavenLeighBimbo

The only Money and Identification 'Kit', I have ever lost, was while riding a Motorcycle.   From a ' fanny- pack' strapped to the back of the Motorcycle.    Because of the dynamics and rider comfort, I couldn't wear it on my body for a very high speed journey.
   A 100 KM trip, and as such; 
At high speed I was totally focused on my direction of travel, not what was behind me.
    My cell phone and ID, and money was lost truly, SOMEWHERE in the mountain's.
    There will be a very lucky 'hitchhiker' eventually who is walking along the road.     Hopefully when that happens, USD $ actually can buy something for it.  Most likely however,  it wont be found for a thousand year's, if ever.
  My Identification is in it though, Laminated photo ID [drivers licence], and it will last that long too. 
           A historian of the future, who will know exactly who lost a HORDE of money.
 'Fanny-packs' are not rated to go 250 KPH.   I learned that the HARD WAY.
   
True Story : ^

14.03.2020 19:01:53
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jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
14.03.2020 20:19:57
jamie fae

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
The only Money and Identification 'Kit', I have ever lost, was while riding a Motorcycle.   From a ' fanny- pack' strapped to the back of the Motorcycle. 
 'Fanny-packs' are not rated to go 250 KPH.   I learned that the HARD WAY.
   
True Story : ^
That's not a Motorcycle, I Harley is a Motorcycle, that is just a crotch rocket..... :) *Winks*

14.03.2020 20:19:57
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
14.03.2020 21:11:33
Classy Joe

To be honest I prefer a sports or superbike or crotch rocket as you call it over a Harley Davidson. 

Also I could listen to HeavenLeigh talk about motorcycles all day.

14.03.2020 21:11:33
                                                          
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
14.03.2020 21:24:13
jamie fae

This just in, I have my Mass-Debater GOLD Badge!!!! *Does a happy dance*

14.03.2020 21:24:13
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
14.03.2020 21:27:41
Classy Joe

jamie fae wrote:
This just in, I have my Mass-Debater GOLD Badge!!!! *Does a happy dance*
Congratulations

14.03.2020 21:27:41
                                                          

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Pink

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Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
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March 8th ­ Womens day
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April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
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Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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