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Thotacchio
Level 26
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Sex Appeal: 13049
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Posts: 154
Atheista
17.03.2020 08:04:32
Thotacchio

Pleaser and YRU are on Afterpay! Get your juice king 

17.03.2020 08:04:32
Classy Joe
Level 117
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Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
17.03.2020 08:13:29
Classy Joe

I already said I can't get heels. I got the cash so I don't need to use afterpay. Plus I know a place where I would buy my Pleaser heels.

17.03.2020 08:13:29
                                                          
Thotacchio
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13049
Reputation: 8273
Posts: 154
Atheista
17.03.2020 08:16:46
Thotacchio

Modern issues call for modern solutions sis. Just get your shoes. 

17.03.2020 08:16:46
Classy Joe
Level 117
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Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
17.03.2020 08:42:48
Classy Joe

I wish it was that easy.

17.03.2020 08:42:48
                                                          
AlienPrinceFromVenus
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Posts: 715
Reasonopia
17.03.2020 11:57:41
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Change will come well people choose to act it. Meaning the only way men wearing "womens'" clothes will become normalized is if men start wearing them. However not everyone can do things like wearing heels, even if they do it in secret, because they are surrounded by people who would be confused and afraid and lash out because of it. I can just imagine Classy's family having a really aggressive aRE yOu TrAnS???? ArE yOu A fUCkiNg *insert homophocic slur of choice* reaction to him wearing heels. Because men acting in not traditionally masculine ways must mean you're queer, and being queer is the worst thing you could possibly be y'all (this is sarcasm).

Isn't it interesting though, how even straight cis men are affected by homophia, because homophobia and toxic masculinity are intertwined. (Yes I went there, btw toxic masculinity does not mean that masculinity is toxic. It refers to toxic ways of performing masculinity. Ie, it's fine for little boys to be violent because they're boys, so they won't be punished for it like girls and get socialized to think less of violence. Or to justifying toxic behavior "because it's masculine". True masculinity is self confidence, empathy, being a protector/caregiver etc. Coincidentally a lot of these features are also a part of femininity.) Thanks to toxic masculinity the homosexuality of men is seen as feminization (which is bad because all things feminine are worth less than all things masculine).

My head hurts so much. I always start writing these stupid think pieces on my phone where I can't easily re-read stuff. I'll leave this here, do with it what you will. Stop pressuring Classy to wear heels, he knows best whether it's safe for him to do so or not.

17.03.2020 11:57:41
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Thotacchio
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13049
Reputation: 8273
Posts: 154
Atheista
17.03.2020 17:55:08
Thotacchio

No one is pressuring anyone to do anything sis. I just find it telling that all encouragement is met with sour responses and the same debate every few days. That’s all it is.

17.03.2020 17:55:08
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
17.03.2020 21:14:48
Classy Joe

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Change will come well people choose to act it. Meaning the only way men wearing "womens'" clothes will become normalized is if men start wearing them. However not everyone can do things like wearing heels, even if they do it in secret, because they are surrounded by people who would be confused and afraid and lash out because of it. I can just imagine Classy's family having a really aggressive aRE yOu TrAnS???? ArE yOu A fUCkiNg *insert homophocic slur of choice* reaction to him wearing heels. Because men acting in not traditionally masculine ways must mean you're queer, and being queer is the worst thing you could possibly be y'all (this is sarcasm).

Isn't it interesting though, how even straight cis men are affected by homophia, because homophobia and toxic masculinity are intertwined. (Yes I went there, btw toxic masculinity does not mean that masculinity is toxic. It refers to toxic ways of performing masculinity. Ie, it's fine for little boys to be violent because they're boys, so they won't be punished for it like girls and get socialized to think less of violence. Or to justifying toxic behavior "because it's masculine". True masculinity is self confidence, empathy, being a protector/caregiver etc. Coincidentally a lot of these features are also a part of femininity.) Thanks to toxic masculinity the homosexuality of men is seen as feminization (which is bad because all things feminine are worth less than all things masculine).

My head hurts so much. I always start writing these stupid think pieces on my phone where I can't easily re-read stuff. I'll leave this here, do with it what you will. Stop pressuring Classy to wear heels, he knows best whether it's safe for him to do so or not.

Well said. Thanks for that.

17.03.2020 21:14:48
                                                          
Juggalo Rights
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20411
Reputation: 13857
Posts: 276
Atheista
18.03.2020 07:41:09
Juggalo Rights

anyone else think hlb isn't a real person and/or is just part of chris's social experiment

18.03.2020 07:41:09
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
18.03.2020 07:57:02
Classy Joe

I believe HLB is real. I have talked to her In private and she seems very real to me

18.03.2020 07:57:02
                                                          
Juggalo Rights
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20411
Reputation: 13857
Posts: 276
Atheista
18.03.2020 09:24:54
Juggalo Rights

Classy Joe wrote:
I believe HLB is real. I have talked to her In private and she seems very real to me
hm............................................. maybe ur in cahoots with her *squints*

18.03.2020 09:24:54
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Pink

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Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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