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AlienPrinceFromVenus
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21.03.2020 20:35:24
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Oh my god. How have you not heard. I know I know very little about the goings of the world because I intentionally avoid news because they tend to make me extremely anxious, but that is a pretty extreme. Or maybe not. Most people my age have no idea who David Bowie even was.

Also for anyone interested in Lori Mattix's allegations here's an article that explains why there are doubts about them, but which also imo is tasteful about it, because it is a real issue in society, that we tend to be in the corner of the abuser when it is a beloved celebrity.

https://medium.com/@msullivangates/a-word-on-david-bowie-lori-mattix-and-the-speed-of-information-b3....

21.03.2020 20:35:24
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jamie fae
Level 82
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Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
21.03.2020 21:05:33
jamie fae

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Oh my god. How have you not heard. I know I know very little about the goings of the world because I intentionally avoid news because they tend to make me extremely anxious, but that is a pretty extreme. Or maybe not. Most people my age have no idea who David Bowie even was.
I know very little about the goings of the world because I intentionally avoid news because it is so negative, so unless it catches my eye on Yahoo, I tend to ignore it.
I am 55, how old are you?

21.03.2020 21:05:33
Classy Joe
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21.03.2020 22:00:15
Classy Joe

*walks into the pub and walks straight to the bar. Joe orders a whisky and then walks to the stage. He raises his glass*

Attention everyone I have some sad news. Mr Kenny Rogers has passed away. So why don't be raise our glasses and pay tribute to Kenny Rogers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

RIP Kenny.

21.03.2020 22:00:15
                                                          
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
21.03.2020 22:21:57
jamie fae

Classy Joe wrote:
*walks into the pub and walks straight to the bar. Joe orders a whisky and then walks to the stage. He raises his glass*

Attention everyone I have some sad news. Mr Kenny Rogers has passed away. So why don't be raise our glasses and pay tribute to Kenny Rogers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

RIP Kenny.
*Walks up to the bar* A double of what he *points to Joe* is having. *taking my glass I raise it & clink it with Joe's* To "The Gambler" & "The Coward of the County". R.I.P.

21.03.2020 22:21:57
Classy Joe
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21.03.2020 22:24:30
Classy Joe

What people didn't know is I love classic country music. I love to listen to old country songs.

21.03.2020 22:24:30
                                                          
jamie fae
Level 82
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Posts: 2113
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21.03.2020 22:31:48
jamie fae

Classy Joe wrote:
What people didn't know is I love classic country music. I love to listen to old country songs.
Any time I rode with my father, I was FORCE FED country music! I hated some, could tolerate most it, liked some & LOVED a few. :)

21.03.2020 22:31:48
Classy Joe
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21.03.2020 22:34:23
Classy Joe

jamie fae wrote:
Classy Joe wrote:
What people didn't know is I love classic country music. I love to listen to old country songs.
Any time I rode with my father, I was FORCE FED country music! I hated some, could tolerate most it, liked some & LOVED a few. :)
My love of country music come from a video game hahaha. Try and guess which one ;)


21.03.2020 22:34:23
                                                          
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 715
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21.03.2020 22:39:26
AlienPrinceFromVenus

jamie fae wrote:
AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Oh my god. How have you not heard. I know I know very little about the goings of the world because I intentionally avoid news because they tend to make me extremely anxious, but that is a pretty extreme. Or maybe not. Most people my age have no idea who David Bowie even was.
I know very little about the goings of the world because I intentionally avoid news because it is so negative, so unless it catches my eye on Yahoo, I tend to ignore it.
I am 55, how old are you?
Same. And I'm in my early 20s. A zoomer, zoom zoom. Where's my goddamn hover board? Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Classy Joe wrote:
*walks into the pub and walks straight to the bar. Joe orders a whisky and then walks to the stage. He raises his glass*

Attention everyone I have some sad news. Mr Kenny Rogers has passed away. So why don't be raise our glasses and pay tribute to Kenny Rogers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

RIP Kenny.
RIP. At least he died old.

On the note of shitty and depressing news (TW for violence against trans people, seriously just stop here if you don't want your day ruined. I'll put that bit in bold so you can differentiate it from other stuff. And here's a video about Ants Canada starting a new fire ant colony instead, it's very wholesome. https://youtu.be/iZWp2VNfxfU)
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I love how I opened twitter after not using it for months, and the first thing I see is a Pink News article about Monika Diamond from North Carolina having been shot to death in an ambulancehttps://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/03/21/trans-woman-killed-charlotte-north-carolina-ambulance-human-rights-campaign/

This is why I don't use twitter, I hate hearing shit like this and the only reason I'm sharing this here is because I'm a shitty person and if I have to know this then you guys do too :p Monika sounds like she was a caring person, from what little is told of her in the article.
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21.03.2020 22:39:26
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jamie fae
Level 82
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Posts: 2113
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21.03.2020 22:39:33
jamie fae

I only know OLD Atari games, so I have no clue!

21.03.2020 22:39:33
Classy Joe
Level 117
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Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
21.03.2020 22:54:20
Classy Joe

Gta San Andreas was the game. 

Also that's why I don't like watching the news it saddens me and makes me depressed. I hate all the bad news of the world getting destroyed. All the bad people in the world it makes me mad too. Sometimes I wish Australia still had the death penalty because some people I believe don't deserve to live. 

You know the fires in Australia, some of them were lit by people. That is horrible and those people who arson like that deserve to die in my opinion. I don't care what others think or say. The fires killed people, animals and homes don't tell me those people deserve to live. Billions of dollars of damage and lives ruined. But of course the death penalty would be only be for extreme cases though.

21.03.2020 22:54:20
                                                          

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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