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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Freethinkerland
18.04.2020 01:02:39
HeavenLeighBimbo

   PS  I'm sorry...  
        I was Haunted by.....  my husband for a while...........

   Rest in Peace....     It certainly isn't a good time for me to write........
anything.... while, being> Haunted by the dead.
   You cant even get away, from good husbands after death..........   just sayin'
                       Do dead people have any social -manner's?

18.04.2020 01:02:39
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jamie fae
Level 82
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Reasonopia
18.04.2020 01:33:00
jamie fae

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
   PS  I'm sorry...  
        I was Haunted by.....  my husband for a while...........

   Rest in Peace....     It certainly isn't a good time for me to write........
anything.... while, being> Haunted by the dead.
   You cant even get away, from good husbands after death..........   just sayin'
                       Do dead people have any social -manner's?
Not normally, sugar.


18.04.2020 01:33:00
Cum_Dumpster
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Freethinkerland
18.04.2020 05:17:19
Cum_Dumpster

Hey HLB, I need some quick insight:
You mentioned thanking Bonneville County Sheriff's Office, and that name sounded familiar to me so I looked it up to reacquaint myself(or in this case, just have a quick read since it turns out I was thinking of another place entirely) but you mentioned in a different post being stationed near Yellowstone National Park? It looks like a seriously rural area so I'm not in the least bit surprised that you're constantly having to rescue tourists, but how often do you actually find yourself in park limits? It just seems like a bit of a long commute, and props for dealing with it and those damn mountain roads!

18.04.2020 05:17:19
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
19.04.2020 01:04:21
HeavenLeighBimbo

Technical rescue, is a very specialized job. In my case. [mountainous recovery]
  When I am called,   I can be called, to anywhere within 360 KM, in about 3 hour's.
    My skill is in being very flexible, and acrobatic on vertical structure. 
             Just answering your question  ^     It's really not a topic I like to talk about........
   To many painful last moment's,   and those souls haunt me.................................
    I could talk about some of the most daring event's,    but  for me they are all so common.....
    I've saved more people than I lost...............   < What an odd way to look at a net gain, of post traumatic stress disorder. 
  But there is nobody else who will do the job, any more    People just don't want job's like^ that anymore.   But everyone crashes car's off the side's of mountain's every day.     Piff........


   My most memorable and happy story is about a girl aged 12...........      A river rescue is easy...   and really was nothing taxing on me.    This little girl became my best friend sending me gift's to my office every week.    Cute stuff, a child, totally made with LOVE.    It became an event for the entire staff,  to see   what our adopted 'little lost girl' would make for us to hang on the
"Wall of Pride". 
  'A walk in the Park' [An easy job}, for me, turned into a  very motivational thing for the new men, joining the team.    I Trust my life to those men, and could be dropped to my death, if they make the slightest mistake.    Having those gift's made by a little girl on a 'Wall they see every day', remind's them,     
To hold me securely, or WEEP;
                 Removing my shattered, broken body. 

    It might happen tomorrow.   for me. 
      I am a 1st respond'er........ in your darkest hour,   you WANT to see.

   (not role-playing, just a 'Diary' entry post)   
just sayin'   Having a diary is therapeutic.
   I save the general public, why not be part of the general public.........     I hate my OFFICE.
   I like hanging from a rope............. supported, by an amazing crew of men.
Thank you to Mountain-Home Air Force Base and the Flyer's, for being my Angel's.
                                Professional Skill and Duty, is something to be totally admired.
   I am just a simple mother................... ready to go home, too........









19.04.2020 01:04:21
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jamie fae
Level 82
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Reasonopia
19.04.2020 02:33:00
jamie fae

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
  I've saved more people than I lost...............  < What an odd way to look at a net gain, of post traumatic stress disorder.  
That reminds me the 2006 Movie, The Guardian with Kevin Costner & Ashton Kutcher. They are Coast Guard "Rescue Divers. Costner is the best there has ever been & Kutcher asks him several times in the movie, how many people had he really saved, because there were all kinds of rumors about how many he had saved. Anyway at the end of the movieK asks C one last time & C says 26 & like you've only saved 26 people & C says, no, that's how many I didn't save. He only remembered the once he couldn't save.

19.04.2020 02:33:00
jamie fae
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Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
19.04.2020 03:06:50
jamie fae

*wanders up on stage, takes the mic in hand* Good evening one & all. I am going to sing a song for you tonight.
*SINGS*
People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we get around (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

Why don't you all f-fade away (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
And don't try to dig what we all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm not trying to cause a big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-g-generation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

My, my, my generation
My, my, my generation

People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we get around (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

My, my, my generation
My, my, my generation

People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we get around (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

My, my, my generation

(Talkin' 'bout my generation)
(Talkin' 'bout my generation) My generation
(Talkin' 'bout my generation) My generation
(Talkin' 'bout my generation) This is my generation, baby
(Talkin' 'bout my generation) This is my generation
(Talkin' 'bout my generation) This is my generation
(Talkin' 'bout my generation) This is my generation
(Talkin' 'bout my generation) This is my generation




19.04.2020 03:06:50
Classy Joe
Level 117
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Reasonopia
19.04.2020 03:39:03
Classy Joe

Nice song 

19.04.2020 03:39:03
                                                          
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
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Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
19.04.2020 05:01:41
jamie fae

Thanks, sugar Joe :)

19.04.2020 05:01:41
Classy Joe
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Reasonopia
19.04.2020 12:04:02
Classy Joe

Sounds great 

19.04.2020 12:04:02
                                                          
jamie fae
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Reasonopia
21.04.2020 02:17:47
jamie fae

Well since no one else wants to sing, here is another one for you.
*SINGS*

Head bangers in leather
Sparks fly in the dead of the night
It all comes together
When they shoot out the lights

50, 000 watts of power
And it's pushin' overload
The beast is ready to devour
All the metal they can hold

Reachin' overload
Start to explode

It's your one way ticket to midnight
Call it Heavy Metal
Higher than high, feelin' just right
Call it Heavy Metal
Desperation on a red line
Call it Heavy Metal noise

Tight pants and lipstick
She's riding on razor's edge
She holds her own against the boys
Yeah, cuts through the crowd just like a wedge


Ooh, can you feel the static
So many contacts being made
We've got up front fanatics
Tearing down the barricade

To reach the stage
Can you feel the rage?

It's your one way ticket to midnight
Call it Heavy Metal
Higher than high, feelin' just right
Call it Heavy Metal
Desperation on a red line
Call it Heavy Metal noise, ah

It's your one way ticket to midnight
Call it Heavy Metal
Higher than high, feelin' just right
Call it Heavy Metal
Desperation on a red line
Call it Heavy Metal

Higher than high, feelin' just right
Call it Heavy Metal noise
Heavy Metal noise
Heavy Metal noise
Heavy Metal noise
Call it Heavy Metal


21.04.2020 02:17:47

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