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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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Classy Joe
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Reasonopia
27.04.2020 23:41:57
Classy Joe

I do like Eric Clapton and it's sad what happened to his son too.

27.04.2020 23:41:57
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
27.04.2020 23:48:55
HeavenLeighBimbo

Tear's in Heaven, was written afters his sons tragic death, after falling out of high-rise buildings window.
 As a mother myself I can relate to this song, and the mourning he was feeling at the time.  Eric Clapton was always such a good musician. At a time most others were High and spiraling out of control and dying of overdoses.

27.04.2020 23:48:55
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Classy Joe
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Reasonopia
28.04.2020 00:07:25
Classy Joe

He's also the only 3 time inductee into the rock and roll hall of fame. 

28.04.2020 00:07:25
                                                          
jamie fae
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Reasonopia
28.04.2020 01:09:20
jamie fae

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
 

Eric Clapton - Layla

  I think this song is the most sexy song ever written and performed.  It is funny that it was actually written for a movie originally, and was credited to Derick and the Domino's, the fictional band name/ movie title.   Eric Clapton is quite possibly the  greatest guitar player of the 20th century. The solo's bring tear's to my soul.
While Clapton is once of the greatest guitar players of ALL time, both Jimi Marshall Hendrix & his Idle Chet Atkins are light years above Eric. England had anointed Clapton their Guitar God, Hendrix killed God! Their words, not mine! :*

28.04.2020 01:09:20
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
01.05.2020 02:56:22
HeavenLeighBimbo

An amazing real story:
    OK.....    so a huge thunderstorm is about to hit my house.......
   ' my son calls me, in lock-up.'
   driving a truck south of town 18 miles.
   A new remake of 'The Barbie' song came on the radio. [I intended to put a link here,   but........------> fast forward.}   So A 27 year old son driving a truck through a mini-tornado, thought to call his Bimbo mother...... and asked me to talk to him though a storm.
It was so cute, to me if only he actually,    [[[[Think of me as a mentor]]]]]]   
                  My own son didn't think of me as anything but,          a Real Bimbo.......
 While:  in danger,   he called me, because the Barbie song came on the radio........
       That Boy, is a KEEPER !!! 
 
I've been silent for a while now, because  it feels insulting to my real life deemed  'as role playing'.
   But, I love to write in my diary..........   
 What my son  Did ; / Today to me, is worth all the golden coins in Bimboland.
 [so]  Join me, in what it feels like to be a very proud mother.   I love these moments.

01.05.2020 02:56:22
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jamie fae
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Reasonopia
01.05.2020 03:13:35
jamie fae

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
A new remake of 'The Barbie' song came on the radio.
Wait, there is an OLD Barbie song to make a remake of????? OH GODDESS, what is this world cuming to????

01.05.2020 03:13:35
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
01.05.2020 03:30:25
HeavenLeighBimbo

Aqua,  "I'm a Barbie Doll" was the original song,,,,   my sons watched me, 'Strip too' as children..........
                                  really,------> by the pool.
in insane Bikinis.
           But I also taught the boy->turned man, to drive heavy-equipment.
    I cant find the song he was referring too, on the internet yet.
     The fact 
   My son , needed his Barbie Mommy!    [To talk him though a storm, that could have killed him.]   
 Maybe he imagined the song?    A near death experience?
    I'm just glad he called me....................................
   The F*ed up part is; that is just 10% of a Bimbo's Real Life.

   I currently have a man sleeping at my feet........        I once nearly killed him with a GUN/... in defense......
        [The move I made on him was epic, something I did with my sister at age 5..............  [???} 
           You all have no idea what Angel's have as child-hood's.    I am going to admit, my blessings.
In LOCK-DOWN   I just sent him to buy me dinner on Foot..... Poverty food.............   A bean burrito and radishes.   
   What is sad, 
             That is my REAL LIFE.!     Total absurdity in 24 hours. 
I find my life amusing in totality;
when I write about it,   and double check my diary.
 but not very politically correct all the time.
     It makes me feel like a superhero at times.....................
   One very common mother.   Micah.

Two  post's in ONE !!!!!!

SERIOUSLY..... 4 hours later and I'm on my next chapter...........    What did I get when Dinner arrived....?
    My delivery man admitted to STEALING the 'Tip- JAR', because they sucked at service.
   How will I DEAL with THIS?     I'm totally Piss-Ed_ o** at him !!!!!
  Worth a bullet?
        His life. is MINE.................

  Four hour's later: 
   'he' ^ is sleeping on the floor, of my kitchen-sink-area............   No joke.   
I banned him to the kitchen, for stealing a 'tip-jar',  while on a mission to get me food.
    That really Pis*ed me off....    He know's: He needs nothing around me, and had only one duty......    Get me a burrito that was already paid for.    
   Body Guards are so stupid sometime's when they are made from mold's, of the Planet of the Apes. 
   But how do you kill a man for theft,  when he would absolutely die to protect me... [obviously not even for money......]
    The Barbarian stole a Tip JAR !!!   F*en  @%$@%        That  is my 'Smack-down' moment, for a man.........
    I will make restitution, in the form of a silly letter and expenses paid for a month, to the charity.

    I didn't train my men better........   for that I'm sorry.  Mindless drones of utter devotion, are very difficult to replace, and train.
   It is very difficult...... to train my "men",  mentally; to Not be a criminal.-> on my behalf.
   It is very hard to explain, actually   but full-truth in disclosure.......   Hahahahaaaa
He scares the Pi*s, out of me, sometime's too. (He is sort of my Favorite)........   
                       He would take a bullet for me................. and I suppose in my small way, I keep him safe and warm and fed.-> and alive....    I should have killed him 20 year's ago, but I made him my friend, instead. 
He wear's the scar, of my bullet, across his face.... just A butterflies Kiss. ?   Indeed

01.05.2020 03:30:25
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jamie fae
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Reasonopia
03.05.2020 09:09:43
jamie fae

People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we get around (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

Why don't you all f-fade away (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
And don't try to dig what we all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm not trying to cause a big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-g-generation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

Why don't you all f-fade away (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
And don't try to d-dig what we all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm not trying to cause a b-big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-generation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we g-g-get around (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Yeah, I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

03.05.2020 09:09:43
Classy Joe
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Reasonopia
03.05.2020 09:10:58
Classy Joe

Jams

03.05.2020 09:10:58
                                                          
jamie fae
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Reasonopia
03.05.2020 09:21:15
jamie fae

Hoo, my little pretty one, my pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Hoo, you make my motor run, my motor run
Gun it comin' off of the line, Sharona

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, woo!

M-m-m-my Sharona

Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona
Keepin' it a mystery, it gets to me
Runnin' down the length of my thigh, Sharona

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, woo!

M-m-m-my Sharona
M-m-m-my Sharona (Yeah!)

When you gonna give to me, g-give to me
Is it just a matter of time, Sharona?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona?

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, woo!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, woo!

M-m-m-my Sharona
M-m-m-my Sharona
M-m-m-my Sharona
M-m-m-my Sharona

Hoooooo-ohhh, my Sharona
Hoooooo-ohhh, my Sharona
Hoooooo-ohhh, my Sharona

03.05.2020 09:21:15

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
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Bimbo City

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There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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