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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.05.2020 01:11:11
HeavenLeighBimbo

Amazing Gifs Pt Wow Plane Crotch Rocket GIF  Gfycat Late for your flight HOME to me?
   Bet you never thought a 'Girl on a bike' could Stop an Airplane crash, by FLIPPING Him OFF !!!

15.05.2020 01:11:11
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
15.05.2020 02:19:00
Classy Joe

Oh wow that's amazing. Damn that's awesome.

15.05.2020 02:19:00
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.05.2020 02:58:41
HeavenLeighBimbo

Just a simple locked rudder cable...........    The pilot and myself communicated to 'operations' with a good ground crew.......
   It really was a simple trick, of getting behind the aircraft and slapping the 'Rudder' of a flying aircraft...... To loosen the rigging....
  My motorcycle, was the only one on 'readyness'- standby and fast enough to do something so ' Un-conventional'   to save the pilot's life.

15.05.2020 02:58:41
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
15.05.2020 03:01:43
Classy Joe

How fast were you going on your bike?

15.05.2020 03:01:43
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.05.2020 03:13:05
HeavenLeighBimbo

For that Video, :  I was not looking at my instrument panel.
   It was purely by visual skill..........    
   I would estimate it was around 120 MPH    [180 KPH appox.}
    Bi-plane's can usually fly very slow.   When they are up-side down,  they need to fly at twice the normal speed........   
Being upside down,  the pilot was doing great, just surviving the Attempt to touch his 'TAIL-Plane'.
   Notice how  my single touch almost sent him into the ground,  the second the cable broke free,   and the pilot was surprised by the action.  He didn't think it would work.[Yet] He recovered very well, due to very good communication........   
    Slapped by a bitch, worked out well.............. For a man's children.
Amazing Gifs Pt Wow Plane Crotch Rocket GIF  GfycatIt was like touching a kite, from my perspective.

15.05.2020 03:13:05
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
15.05.2020 03:46:11
Classy Joe

I am glad I am no pilot I would probably get confused upside down and crash lol. But that's fast the speed you were riding. Stay safe love I don't wanna suddenly lose contact with you.

15.05.2020 03:46:11
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.05.2020 04:14:00
HeavenLeighBimbo

I am officially at work now....  guess what? I'm so pissed off I refuse to do anything. 
    Yup , I am literally standing still doing nothing but being paid to play in Bimbolands.
A CO WORKER  just called me her madame....      today is not starting well.
Sitting at a computer is the perfect disguise.............    I wish to do nothing today. 
     It is funny how I just checked my duty roster  and I may as well get naked on a pole for the fireman.  No joke,   I find myself finding ways to amusement myself during a virus HOAX.     
      SORRY, The more I see in the real world, the more I Pity people.  At least the people are under control of the government totally.      Like they are scared of their own shadows.    

15.05.2020 04:14:00
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jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
15.05.2020 05:04:09
jamie fae

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
Classy Joe wrote:
The only girl in the world who matters is HeavenLeighBimbo. Lol jk but she is my favourite girl in the world. 
[End Quote}
   Guess What..... !!!   I would re-marry Classy Joe in an Instant......   If only I could fix, his social SHYNESS.
    I LOVE the MAN.....       I just would Never be seen with a man wearing 'Flip-Flop's.......
   The Man; needs a RIDE on My BIKE !!!!!!
Flip-Flops are EVIL! Sandals are cool those, but NEVER with socks!!!! :)

She makes it sound like it would be easy for you to get her back Joe. I say "Bite the Bullet" & got got it, my friend!!!!!!!! :))))))))

15.05.2020 05:04:09
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.05.2020 05:12:03
HeavenLeighBimbo

Jamie nailed me, pleasurably.      
Why am I suddenly in the mood to talk,'bimbo'?

15.05.2020 05:12:03
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jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
15.05.2020 05:18:12
jamie fae

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
Jamie nailed me, pleasurably.      
Why am I suddenly in the mood to talk,'bimbo'?
Cause you are a true bimbo at heart, sugar???? :*

15.05.2020 05:18:12

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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