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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
15.05.2020 05:51:41
Classy Joe

Flip flops are evil indeed.

15.05.2020 05:51:41
                                                          
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
15.05.2020 05:52:21
jamie fae

Classy Joe wrote:
Flip flops are evil indeed.
Then why wear them?

15.05.2020 05:52:21
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
15.05.2020 06:07:04
Classy Joe

I don't wear them in real life. I hate open toed shoes in real life. I wear them because I don't know why.

15.05.2020 06:07:04
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.05.2020 06:23:33
HeavenLeighBimbo

Bare feet hurt as badly, as a bare bum, burnt by sand.    Thongs? A life saving device?

15.05.2020 06:23:33
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
15.05.2020 06:31:28
Classy Joe

I mean why not be a rebel and wear heels to the beach.

15.05.2020 06:31:28
                                                          
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
15.05.2020 20:01:14
jamie fae

Classy Joe wrote:
I don't wear them in real life. I hate open toed shoes in real life. I wear them because I don't know why.
I LOVE open toe shoes on women!
Heal at the beach is a good way to break your ankle!

15.05.2020 20:01:14
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.05.2020 22:17:52
HeavenLeighBimbo

I have the most creepy 'Stalker' EVER !!!!
   It isn't as dreadful as it sound, however. [At least to a 'Wild 'country-girl'.]
   
   I trained the man when he was 18, and a very good 'boy'.    Drug's messed up his mind, after quitting his job with me,  and he moved to another state for a few year's.   He is now totally BEEEEEEEP [FG edit ;)].   
       The odd side effect, has been his utter devotion to being near me, during time's of crisis......
   This man is so dangerous, I have personally seen him and his father fight to the point,  Charley, threw his father,  [who was the aggressor] completely through, a wall of a home.   He landed on his ass on the lawn, right in front of the police who were obviously called, during the disturbance. 
     I've seen Charley do some of the most CRAZY thing's protecting me from absolutely NOTHING.  The man, make's no sexual advances on me at all ether.   I would never even contemplate such an idea,  and he know's it.
   So why is this man totally intent on being my 'Knight-in Shining Honor'?
        He is so insane,  I could order him to kill,   and he wouldn't think twice about my orders. 
[  I accidentally wished harm on someone,  and he heard it,  and it was only me, that could stop this homicidal manic.]

  In a way it feels good, to be so protected by an insane lunatic.   Yet the fact remains,   He is my 'STALKER'......
   He announces his visit's to me, by peering into my window's, offering me sandwiches from a homeless soup kitchen.
     Now that is so creepy,   but sort of cute, in my humble opinion.

   I let him into my home today......    He is currently sleeping across, two high-backed wooden chair's, at my dining room table.
   How people can sleep like that is beyond my comprehension....    But I allow it.   Why ?
   Charley is quite possibly the most dangerous weapon I literally Posses.
   A man I nearly shot dead, 20 year's ago, find's his safe-place, sleeping on a wooden chair in my home.
   My life is so bizarre, and totally absurd.
   Yet I wanted to post something today,  so I'm posting about someone, I see sleeping to my RIGHT. 
   So there you have my 'creepy story', for the day. 

15.05.2020 22:17:52
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
15.05.2020 22:22:56
Classy Joe

I like HeavenLeighBimbo's stories 

15.05.2020 22:22:56
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.05.2020 22:39:08
HeavenLeighBimbo

I think :  I planted a seed, in his youthful mind,  long ago.......
    Charley know's my plans for a mass extinction event.
   He feel's the end of the world is tomorrow and the 'mass Media' feeds his insane mind.
    I told him as a child, that when he feared for his safety, to come to me.

   Little did I know ;  He would take that offer, as the RULE of LAW.

15.05.2020 22:39:08
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
15.05.2020 22:40:22
Classy Joe

Wow you are such a nice person.

15.05.2020 22:40:22
                                                          

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

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Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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