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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.05.2020 23:10:41
HeavenLeighBimbo

The sad thing about being nice too everyone, IS :
: They seek to take advantage of you, forever and afterward's, to the point of GUILT.
             
 If you have something  and they don't.  It is OK to Mug, Steal and Lie to Get it.
   At least my 'stalker' is perfectly happy just sleeping on wooden chair's..........
   It's not like I'm planning a dinner party any time soon.   Hahahaaaaaaaa

  I'm sort of sad very few people will ever read my story on page 302.
   But ,You Did Classy JOE.  Kodo's.


15.05.2020 23:10:41
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
15.05.2020 23:15:38
Classy Joe

I was playing another game and I was a female character and someone kept gifting me stuff which could have been gifts bought with real money... well real money buys the in game money and they use that to buy me stuff and I felt bad, 1. because I am not really female I am just in character and don't want people to know that (if they found out they might get angry but I am just roleplaying in character which I see no harm) and 2. I feel bad someone is spending all their money on me. I mean if they wanna spend money on me should I allow it if they want to do it?

I see it the same as giving an alcoholic alcohol or a gambler money to gamble. What do others think?

15.05.2020 23:15:38
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.05.2020 23:21:31
HeavenLeighBimbo

Try being a Lesbian !!!!    Sexually attracted to illegal immigrants. 
   [In my case, I have a desire for women of South American descent.]
   I find them so Thrilling, as mother's and Christian's, and the best feeder's, of food products..
   The Whore, love's Virgin's....... Marry, or Mary?
      I feel a rant coming on.......   
                                  but for some reason I just got wet,  and need to change my panties.........

15.05.2020 23:21:31
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
15.05.2020 23:39:32
Classy Joe

I have recently considered if I did go out with a foreign person I wanna date a Mexican because some Mexican women are beautiful and I love Mexican food. I also like Japanese women too, cute and fun personalities. I just wanna be with a silly person who is a goofball. Likes being silly and having fun. I mean I don't care who I go out with as long as they don't smoke and if they drink don't get drunk and angry, fun drunk I can handle. Also I don't want to date a bogan (google it if you don't know what they are) because they can be nasty sometimes like get angry and scream and be violent.

I also couldn't date a greeny which is like the environmentalist type people because they in my opinion can take things a little too far. I mean you can care about climate change and stuff but when you abuse people about it then it's not cool, vegans being the worse. I hate the ones who protest and say if you eat meat you are a murderer. I am not against their views I am against the way they go about telling people their views. If you don't eat meat because you think eating meat is murder cool but don't abuse others because of it. 

15.05.2020 23:39:32
                                                          
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 430179
Reputation: 67657
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
16.05.2020 01:20:20
jamie fae

Why doesn't he just leep on your couch?

16.05.2020 01:20:20
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
16.05.2020 02:50:12
HeavenLeighBimbo

Joe [being] 4000 mile's away, has a better chance of entering my Vagina,  then my Private security guard.
  Charley would die, if he didn't allow me, to Thrill my Aussie-Mate of Choice.

16.05.2020 02:50:12
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
16.05.2020 03:07:55
Classy Joe

You can do anything you like to me... as long as it's legal and allowed in bimbolands. HeavenLeigh that is.

16.05.2020 03:07:55
                                                          
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775723
Reputation: 154875
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
16.05.2020 03:46:41
Cum_Dumpster

I actually looked up the word bogan, guess you learn something new every day since this is the first time I'd heard the term. It actually reminds me of a plant we see around here sometimes, called a Bougainvillea, but pronounced "bogan via" :P
They're actually quite lovely!

16.05.2020 03:46:41
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53813
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
16.05.2020 03:51:24
Classy Joe

Actually they do look pretty not gonna lie. Also bogans are kinda like rednecks I guess in a way.

I remember just now as a kid my friends backyard had a little garden which was all green and stuff, hard to remember what it looked like since it could have been around 20 years ago now and I said it look like the botanic gardens which back then I don't know if I knew what the botanic gardens looked like or if it did look like it. My friends mother liked what I said which was nice. Probably just found it cute or something. Now thinking back I don't even know if it did look good or not. Also the house isn't around anymore since it got bulldozed like a year or 2 ago now. 

16.05.2020 03:51:24
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
17.05.2020 04:15:16
HeavenLeighBimbo

I am a despicable human being.
    I went to party tonight, as a guest of honor.
[Never good]    I made the host cry.
   I should be banned from all parties, forever......
   I became a show for one.
   It was so odd to do it, so unintentionally.
'My host', felt like my soul sister, and she picked up every entertain line, as if we practiced the routine. [Before in another life?]

   The host has seen me before, during my recreational activities.   But to invite me to a party/ was a pure disaster from my perspective.   I am retired, but I couldn't help but to be 'obsessively' SEXY tonight. 
                " Pent up  CORONA virus HOAX restriction's; lifted party"?
     I didn't let men touch me,   but I allowed the women because they really wanted to touch my dress...... [The actual cloth].    
 50% chance of catching something, cute?
   I did.........     
        No No NO !!!!!!!!   Never invite me to a Party !!!!!!!!
   I might kiss your daughter.    
   It was a legal situation,   but from  the pure fact's,  I would sound like such a slut, no matter what I say.
   I am so whorish_____
I want to write more about it.....
   But the Double rule posting and all in the forum........... sort of ruin's. >>>>>>
   Very long stories written in 'Chapter's' of a diary.
    I was so sexy tonight, I'm actually proud of myself, in my class.
    I had an adorable night.....   My host was in tear's, because I left my CAVE.
Wearing my common summer clothing and a very 'Bitchy' personality.   The host, didn't have a pole for me to use,  but I adapted a 'floor routine' to very good purpose.

  This invitation was 2 year's in the making.....................
'Snotty rich people', generally hate each other, longer than that !!! [in small towns]
  Personally, I like invitations like that. Challenging to your own soul.
[Note to self,  Don't seduce the host's PRINCESS .The guilt is not worth it, when looking at her mother]
   I really should not be so 'Fun' at parties.   I have my flaws too.

17.05.2020 04:15:16
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
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Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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