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03.08.2024
Dean Winchester
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Atheista
03.08.2024 15:48:51
Dean Winchester

Hello my fellow Himbos Bimbos sluts and skanks


Here’s the rules


We will be operating under the TOS mr sweetasnuts has posted. Myself and fashion police will be moderating slurs and removing them. If you are found violating the TOS and or using slurs to insult others said post will be removed. You will receive a notice of your post being removed and why. The TOS and rules will be interpreted AS WRITTEN.


Why we are simply removing posts with slurs instead of editing them out.


Because if you’re using slurs to insult someone you’re probably too stupid to make a coherent post ANYWAYS and I’m not editing it to make it make sense. Either get better at insulting eachother or don’t use slurs idgaf. But I think it’s a waste of time to edit the post with the slur anyways because usually it’s meant to upset or insult someone. Just don’t use them and your post won’t be removed YIPPIE!


I’m not doing strikes


If you are found violating the TOS rules you will be let know and depending on the amount of violations you have had in the past this will affect if you get forum banned and for how long.


Ok dean so wtf can I do


Well reading, shading, and generally being a bitch are allowed. If you insult someone you better be expecting them to insult you back if not worse. (Obviously not using slurs because only dipshits who can’t think of anything else use those). If you insult someone and they insult you back and you come crying about it to me I will have almost zero sympathy don’t talk shit if you don’t wanna get hit. If y’all are going too far myself and or my fashion police will step in.



Ok well what if someone keeps insulting me or I have beef with someone


Bring their ass to trial! There will be a thread for people to bring others to trial. Two types of trials will be run. Defendant vrs prosecution and defendant vrs ximboland. The first will be used for interpersonal conflicts. The second will be used for trolls or people who have violated the TOS or that the general public just wants to sue. For person vrs person it will be me judging your case. Depending on who is found guilty and the case a vote will be put forth to the public to decide the punishment or if it even needs one. For person vrs ximboland/the general public, a vote will be put to the public to decide if they are guilty and their punishment will be decided in forum by ximbo citizens. Interpersonal trials will defend themselves and will present their evidence to me personally. Defendant vrs ximboland cases will be allowed a councel of their choosing (lawyer) and will be responsible for defending themselves to their peers.


Wait can anyone suggest people for trial


Well yeah just don’t abuse it.


Also this way of doing trials is new so please be patient with me as we get it set up. And if y’all have any concerns I ENCOURAGE you to message me idgaf what it’s about I will read it and do my best to either implement it or explain why I cant.

edit: you can identify and use a slur IN REGARDS TO YOURSELF. ANY OTHER USAGE WILL BE DELETED.





03.08.2024 15:48:51
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
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Posts: 790
Reasonopia
03.08.2024 17:23:08
Slayyyocrates

Please provide us with a comprehensive list of these "slurs".
The term "slur" is way too general and vague.  How about just some examples
if the request for  "a comprehensive list" is too challenging.

You may want to use categories of slurs:

Sexual Slurs
Pronoun Slurs
Political Slurs
Religious Slurs
Nationalistic Slurs
Cultural Slurs
Gang Slurs
Pejorative Slurs
Humourous "Slurs"
Death threat innuendo
Violent innuendo
Slurs used against the owner

Take your time.  One week should be enough time.

Your State Minister
Slayyyocrates


03.08.2024 17:23:08
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Hera_
Level 261
Status: Senator
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Posts: 440
Antitheocra
03.08.2024 17:31:55
Hera_

the interpersonal court cases i thought were gonna be like AITA for a second LOL also the suggestion of a list is funny bc obviously the person saying the slur most likely knows its a slur why else would they use it as an insult thats why they call it a slur lol

03.08.2024 17:31:55
i dont struggle w autism im actually very good at it
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47860
Reputation: 32509
Posts: 1841
Atheista
03.08.2024 17:55:47
Dean Winchester

Slayyyocrates wrote: (original post HERE)
Please provide us with a comprehensive list of these "slurs". The term "slur" is way too general and vague. How about just some examples if the request for "a comprehensive list" is too challenging. You may want to use categories of slurs: Sexual...
My brother in Christ you know good and damm well what I’m referring to and I’m not making a list of slurs for people to use. For anyone reading this use your brain. Would you get the shit kicked out of you for saying it to whatever group said slur refers to? Yes? DONT FUCKING SAY IT THEN DAMM. 

03.08.2024 17:55:47
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 3404
Secville
03.08.2024 18:09:03
KatieBoutique

I like Dean's rules.  They are sufficiently vague enough, and salty enough, to provide some good entertainment going forward.

They aren't anal like the previous rules, with their subsets and levels and triads of epoplexisms and splort.
Dean shoots from the hip.  With a shotgun.  Hail The Deanster!
Let's roll.

03.08.2024 18:09:03

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47860
Reputation: 32509
Posts: 1841
Atheista
03.08.2024 18:22:58
Dean Winchester

Thanks lol but the tos has been outlined I can post a thing of how the tos applies to ximboland if anyone is interested. But we will see how things work out. If rules need to be changed or added they will be im more than open to suggestions on how to make things better on ximboland

03.08.2024 18:22:58
Hera_
Level 261
Status: Senator
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Posts: 440
Antitheocra
03.08.2024 18:29:56
Hera_

dean didnt even make the site rules mr nuts said the rules of X are our rules so if you think the rules here are vague then take it up with elon musk

03.08.2024 18:29:56
i dont struggle w autism im actually very good at it
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47860
Reputation: 32509
Posts: 1841
Atheista
03.08.2024 18:40:29
Dean Winchester

I’m just da guy who enforces them TEE HEE

03.08.2024 18:40:29
Dad
Dad
Level 48
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 85652
Reputation: 34995
Posts: 244
Atheista
03.08.2024 18:41:39
Dad

I vote to reopen the cases of the sweetasnuts alts and slayyyocrates as public nuisance cases instead of ToS violations. They aren't criminals, they're more like the kids at the back of the class making fart noises with their armpits.

They piss a lot of people off, ergo they are public nuisances

03.08.2024 18:41:39
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47860
Reputation: 32509
Posts: 1841
Atheista
03.08.2024 18:45:28
Dean Winchester

Alright sure one moment (sorry I don’t have the trials thread up quite yet but I’m in the middle of nowhere and I KEEP LOSING CELL COVERAGE)

03.08.2024 18:45:28

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