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Created
16.12.2019
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Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7612283
Reputation: 135496
Posts: 2706
Secville
07.02.2023 16:23:43
Honey Beee

omg i actually loved francesca but i was a holly hater like damn!!! 

i used to love haunted houses, haven't gone to one in ages

07.02.2023 16:23:43

ximboglizzy
Level 77
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 362738
Reputation: 27720
Posts: 743
Antitheocra
07.02.2023 18:57:55
ximboglizzy

OH GOD HOMIES DON'T TALK ABOUT BOBA!
I'M ALREADY BROKE AS SHIT, DON'T TEMPT ME WITH A GOOD TIME!!!
theres a boba shop 10 min walk away from my house and my favourite thing to get from there is either Jasmine Green Milk tea with 30-80% sugar (depending on how badly i want a migraine LOLOL), NO ICE (my teeth are too sensitive and i hate the watered down flavour at the end) and duhhhh, pearls. as of recently though i haven't really been vibing with the actual boba (pearls), not that i wont get it, but i've been leaning towards jelly and popping pearls more... :p must be my overkill of drinking too much boba hahaha.

in terms of haunted houses i get too scared LOL. real life jumpscares get to me so bad its genuinely terrifying LOL. i can watch through a whole horror film barely flinching (probably because id expect people to die in gruesome ways) to the point where my boyfriend is the one holding onto me and screaming HAHAHAHAH but when it comes to a haunted house??????? i'm done for.

also please join in on the teenage dream contest!!!!<3

07.02.2023 18:57:55
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valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
08.02.2023 00:35:04
valentinesux

now im craving boba too omfg ill have to wait till next time i can hang out w my best friend bc then it would give us somethn fun 2 do :) she has a pc now so she might join ximbolands n im super excited!!!!! her sense of style irl is amazing so im excited 4 her fits :D

im gonna make a teenage dream fit asap!!! was waiting till i finished my pxfc look hehe

08.02.2023 00:35:04
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PussyLiquor
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 72885
Reputation: 31371
Posts: 40
Secville
08.02.2023 14:55:56
PussyLiquor

all this talk about boba makes me crave it soo bad omg I love matcha milk tea there’s this one boba shop that’s about 20 mins away I think that has the best matcha boba I’ve ever had it’s not too sweet and not too bitter it’s so good and I haven’t had it for a while actually :o

08.02.2023 14:55:56




valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
08.02.2023 16:44:07
valentinesux

omfg i love matcha lattes now i want some

08.02.2023 16:44:07
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Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7612283
Reputation: 135496
Posts: 2706
Secville
10.02.2023 22:49:29
Honey Beee

finally got the funky badge!! 

10.02.2023 22:49:29

valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
11.02.2023 02:43:02
valentinesux

slay!!!!! im sooo close to my workaholic badge hehe
how was yalls day??? i just got off work so im super tired, not as bad as yesterday tho cuz yesterday i had 2 close so i was there till like 10:30pm
im hanging out tmrw w a guy i met on bumble, we met 1 time and he was super nice n i think he wants 2 smoke tmrw so im excited >:P

11.02.2023 02:43:02
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Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7612283
Reputation: 135496
Posts: 2706
Secville
11.02.2023 04:59:33
Honey Beee

my day was super tiring but fun ! I always hated closing when I worked night shifts, day shift was significantly easier for me lol, have fun tomorrow!

11.02.2023 04:59:33

valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
11.02.2023 05:03:36
valentinesux

i usually work nights which is worse than day shift but way busier so i make more tips lolz

11.02.2023 05:03:36
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valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
11.02.2023 16:52:14
valentinesux

wtffff thats stupid as hell especially for restaurants, i hope they were paying u a good wage. im just a host so i only get a percentage of the servers tips but im still happy w it since it gives me a lil extra spending money

11.02.2023 16:52:14
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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