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Signs that you may be a bimphobe

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
132
Created
11.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Magalina Hagalina
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17037
Reputation: 9704
Posts: 228
Atheista
13.04.2024 05:18:25
Magalina Hagalina

Daphnee_Mino wrote:
Y'all are missing the key fact that it should be "bimbophobe", not "bimphobe".
agreed.
btw i personally like xonservative sounds more classy like panem in hunger games vibes or something.

anyways 

what is a bimburger...
what's that attached... pastry? reminds me of Semla with some kinda jam... 

13.04.2024 05:18:25
♥ musky, crusty, famously obscene-uh ♥
Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 97239
Reputation: 53052
Posts: 2357
Atheista
13.04.2024 06:52:05
Hot Topica

cyprienne wrote:

CHRIS. there is LITERALLY a goth / alt bimbo in the background image of the debates. this is either rage bait or you literally don't know anything about your own website. at least cover your tracks if you genuinely intend to make changes to it, that will not contradict your own motives LMFAO

she's serving

13.04.2024 06:52:05
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Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67288
Reputation: 52429
Posts: 1772
Agnostica
13.04.2024 10:28:12
Daphnee_Mino

Magalina Hagalina wrote:

what is a bimburger...
what's that attached... pastry? reminds me of Semla with some kinda jam... 
looks so similar, could be... also makes sense as a bimburger since Miss Bimbo is swedish? but personally a macaron comes to mind when i think of bimburger.. but maybe its a full on real meaty burger??




13.04.2024 10:28:12
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grungobuisquit
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2420
Reputation: 1626
Posts: 4
Antitheocra
13.04.2024 13:43:40
grungobuisquit

Chris AKA sweetasnuts is sexist. He is convinced that the only valid bimbo is the big tittied, shopping and cock obsessed, stupid as a rock, slutty bimbo, with nothing else to her.

 Although these are integral to being a bimbo and can be used almost as a bimbo dsm-5, there is much more to any individual bimbo than these characteristics. A bimbo should be unique, her own person. A bimbo follows her heart, and believes in what she thinks is right. A bimbo stays true to herself, even if people think she should be a certain way. A bimbo can dress however she wants, and is still a bimbo.

 She is the big tittied, shopping and cock obsessed, stupid as a rock, slutty bimbo  because she wants to be, not because a man thinks she should be. A bimbo is a feminist, showing off her body because it is hers to show off, not because a man would enjoy it. She is obsessed with shopping because she wants to be stylish for herself, not for a mans approval. She fucks anyone who consents because she feels empowered by her sexuality, not to please men. She acts dumb and girly because everybody has always told her she is supposed to be mature and responsible to take care of a man someday, not because it makes her easier for men to control. And to suggest any bimbo who is the way she is because a man thinks that's how a bimbo should be, that is what is truly bimbophobic.

13.04.2024 13:43:40
Pet Vicky
Level 238
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11461217
Reputation: 341366
Posts: 3461
Freethinkerland
13.04.2024 14:18:52
Pet Vicky

Generic Bimbo wrote:
I’m confused?
Hello Confused, I'm Pet Vicky ^^

13.04.2024 14:18:52

OvercookedIntellect
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40591
Reputation: 17040
Posts: 586
Antitheocra
13.04.2024 15:42:21
OvercookedIntellect

Honestly, i think it is a strawberry jam and vanilla frosting donut with pistachios sprinkled on it.

Daphnee_Mino
wrote:
Magalina Hagalina wrote:

what is a bimburger...
what's that attached... pastry? reminds me of Semla with some kinda jam... 
looks so similar, could be... also makes sense as a bimburger since Miss Bimbo is swedish? but personally a macaron comes to mind when i think of bimburger.. but maybe its a full on real meaty burger??





13.04.2024 15:42:21
Pet Vicky
Level 238
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11461217
Reputation: 341366
Posts: 3461
Freethinkerland
13.04.2024 15:47:49
Pet Vicky

Technically not a burger, but I would still eat it.

13.04.2024 15:47:49

Magalina Hagalina
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17037
Reputation: 9704
Posts: 228
Atheista
13.04.2024 16:42:35
Magalina Hagalina

spunch bop's pretty patties

13.04.2024 16:42:35
♥ musky, crusty, famously obscene-uh ♥
Saturday
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1566
Reputation: 1179
Posts: 80
Atheista
13.04.2024 20:41:03
Saturday

Stop trying to make bimboism into a feminist liberation movement it’s really not and never has been 

13.04.2024 20:41:03
Pet Vicky
Level 238
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11461217
Reputation: 341366
Posts: 3461
Freethinkerland
13.04.2024 22:02:44
Pet Vicky

Fun fact: the word 'bimbo' actually means 'small boy' in Italian.

13.04.2024 22:02:44

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