State wars generals communications

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21.10.2024
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Bunni_LeFaye
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Antitheocra
22.10.2024 19:46:59
Bimbo Pimp

Once upon a time in the magical land of Ximboland, there lived a chicken named Clucky who was determined to win the annual Great Egg Laying Competition. Clucky trained day and night, practicing her egg-laying technique with the fire of a warrior preparing for battle. Her fellow townies were supportive, but Clucky was obsessed.

The day of the competition arrived, and Clucky strutted up to the starting line with all the confidence of a champion. “This will be easy!” she crowed, envisioning her glorious victory at the finish line.

As the race began, Clucky laid egg after egg, but in her excitement, she deposited them in all the wrong places—on the path, in a puddle, and even atop a passing goat’s head! Meanwhile, her competitors steadily laid their eggs right on target.

By the time Clucky realized her blunders, the others had secured their spots on the leaderboard, and she found herself covered in egg goo, trying to clean up the mess. As she flailed about, she overheard a wise fish say, “You know, Clucky, sometimes wanting to win too badly can lead to... an egg-cellent disaster!”

Moral of the story? Sometimes it’s best not to try too hard—especially in this case! ;)

22.10.2024 19:46:59
   
                                                              
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Reasonopia
22.10.2024 21:04:11
Bunni_LeFaye

Yep. We’re gonna give it the ol’ college try though lol. Btw, Dean isn’t gonna be able to participate as general, really. Would you be interested in the position?

22.10.2024 21:04:11
Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Reasonopia
22.10.2024 21:59:43
Slayyyocrates

We have a 3.7 multiple.  I just confirmed it.
We only need 14681 points to activate Flannel Flash...and catch up to Sexville.
We do not need 54321 points!

Cease putting points into "Direct Spending"
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(even though it is giving you that 3.7 multiple!  Which is great...but not now!)

Leave them here for now...
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Secville has only a 3.2 multiple...so ours is even better.

If no one wants to replace Dean I offer my services.
I will go to the Treasury and buy.
This was only day one.  There is plenty of time left.
Do not despair.  I am online all day and night.
I can sign...if everyone else can...within minutes.

I will walk to the Temple at the Top of Mount Reason now...and and council with the Oracles.

Slayyyocrates
Banker - mergers and acquisitions!

22.10.2024 21:59:43
“The Truth is always found in the middle.” 
Citizen

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Antitheocra
22.10.2024 23:03:08
Bimbo Pimp

Trying is so tiring, and chillaxing is so much better. :3



22.10.2024 23:03:08
   
                                                              
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Atheista
22.10.2024 23:32:41
Spiffyfunpants

I am now able to sign wherever is needed! Let me know what works for the group! 

22.10.2024 23:32:41

Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Reasonopia
22.10.2024 23:41:12
Slayyyocrates

I have points that I am keeping in my vault...til Bunni Gives the order where and when
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8683 / 14681 points to activate Flannel Flash once unlocked...think about it.

SOC
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UPDATE: READY TO DEPLOY - COST TO YOU - ZERO
FREE 1,234,567 SW POINTS?
YOU WANT IT?  UNLOCK FLANNEL FLASH.

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JUST CHECKED POINT TOTALS AND WE WILL JUMP INTO FIRST PLACE

22.10.2024 23:41:12
“The Truth is always found in the middle.” 
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Reasonopia
23.10.2024 01:18:07
Jamie Stars

Just wanted to ask what we are wanting to unlock next? I can sign up again soon so I just wanted to confirm what we are planning to unlock!

23.10.2024 01:18:07

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Reasonopia
23.10.2024 01:24:59
Bunni_LeFaye

Signature on mirror mirror now. Only need one more. Slayyocrates, you’re our man. Let me get some cheers for our new general who knows how this stuff works. I hereby appoint you choef of staff. Math our maths for us, love.

23.10.2024 01:24:59
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Reasonopia
23.10.2024 01:27:04
Bunni_LeFaye

Dang it lol. Can’t remove Dean for 6 days because he accidentally signed onto something. Slay, you’re our math wizard for the next six days. Afterwards you get general. Thank you for your effort.

23.10.2024 01:27:04
Citizen

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Reasonopia
23.10.2024 02:03:44
Jamie Stars

Now that mirror mirror is unlocked what we thinking next?

23.10.2024 02:03:44

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