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Swearing in Ceremony and to work we go

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Created
02.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 20652
Reputation: 12479
Posts: 890
Atheista
02.04.2024 09:00:08
SweetasNuts

Hello Ximboland

I have had a whirlwind 24 hours and have just come from my swearing in ceremony at the Palace.

I, Sweetasnuts, swear by Almighty Xod that, on becoming Prime Ximbo, I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Bimness President Sindy Laarson Miss Bimbo I, her Heirs and Successors, according to the Fashionable republic of Ximboland constitution and laws.


It is an honour to serve this great nation once again. It has been 7 long years since I was last in the pink house. It hasnt changed one bit and is still the most wonderful place in all of Ximboland and the whole world. I love reading about the history and looking at the pictures on the walls of all the esteemed Prime Bimbos whom have come before me.

There are some wonderful names and faces and hope I can also stand on the shoulders of these giants and write my name into Ximboland history.

First of all I would like to thank my incumbent and the departing Prime Bimbo - the right honourable bxdcherri. Although we may have differing political opinions - I appreciate all that you have done for Ximboland. You are a true Ximboland patriot.  


I hope I can serve our nation in as wonderful a manner as all those whom have come before me and I am truly honoured to be taking on this role. I know with your help and with Xod on my side our Fashionable nation will stand strong once again


Prime Ximbo of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland Sweetasnuts






02.04.2024 09:00:08



Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1084800
Reputation: 60117
Posts: 1984
Atheista
02.04.2024 09:05:43
Gemima1984

In the title you state "to work we go". Can you please detail what work you will be doing for the community?

02.04.2024 09:05:43
lovelifegirl
Level 235
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 10857843
Reputation: 95757
Posts: 1953
Atheista
02.04.2024 09:09:49
lovelifegirl

did you appreciate her work when you were threatening to withhold the treasury pay from her? 

02.04.2024 09:09:49
(( join ximboland comic-con ))    
 


Islam
Level 7
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 334
Reputation: 492
Posts: 29
Reasonopia
02.04.2024 10:40:38
Islam

wassalamalaykum my reasonable new president and allah's blessings be with you.

this land was heading for dark times, possibly even xihad... 
i am glad our prayers for sensible male leaders have finally been answered.

i am still very heartbroken for my older cousin who has to learn this glorious news from a jail cell, not to mention one of my cousins was deported and is gone forever now...

but allah works in mysterious ways and this was the last hope for our nation, so today should be a day of gratitude for all of us.

may your leadership bring fruitful changes to this land of many big breasts.





02.04.2024 10:40:38
السلام
Muffy Mynxxx
Level 120
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1369808
Reputation: 31664
Posts: 699
Freethinkerland
02.04.2024 11:03:06
Muffy Mynxxx

Hail Xatan

02.04.2024 11:03:06
 


made using 
 
Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10530
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
02.04.2024 11:06:33
Abu Hamza

A time to celebrate indeed, my brothers!


02.04.2024 11:06:33
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
02.04.2024 12:46:42
SweetasNuts parody

This is great news! we are back in teh right direction to make our nation great again

02.04.2024 12:46:42
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
ILoveCandy33
Level 6
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 220
Reputation: 367
Posts: 36
Atheista
03.04.2024 20:46:03
ILoveCandy33

lovelifegirl wrote:
did you appreciate her work when you were threatening to withhold the treasury pay from her? 
why do you think you should get money for quitting? they failed our country so they shouldn't get money SIMPLE


03.04.2024 20:46:03
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
03.04.2024 20:49:07
SweetasNuts parody

Sweetasnuts cherri still remains in teh pink house tab as Prime Ximbo and at teh top of teh page. is it possible for it to be removed so there is no confusion to xitizens that she quit

03.04.2024 20:49:07
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Daphnee_Mino
Level 45
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 68523
Reputation: 53034
Posts: 1800
Agnostica
04.04.2024 21:29:03
Daphnee_Mino

Muffy Mynxxx wrote:
Hail Xatan
hail xatan indeed him and xhaytan is the reason i am on the beautiful land of ximbos

04.04.2024 21:29:03
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