Reading the slayyocrates trial and LOLing at these phrases
1. Gemima and Oktubre GANGS (Lmfao)
2. Madame Stripper (Lmao)
legendary…
1. Gemima and Oktubre GANGS (Lmfao)
2. Madame Stripper (Lmao)
legendary…
Table 7
RIP Soc? Did they hemlock him already?
"Re-imagine... 're-imagination' " The Gifter
İ tried to hemlock him… #guilty… but i pray to xallah and xod he is alive
Daphnee_Mino wrote: (original post HERE)
“Hey Slayyyocrates…. Here drink this, its mint tea just like Im having. Its totally not hemlock…. Before you drink it, know that I love you and whish it didnt end this way.. pink house forced me to… we have no choice, just enjoy this poison free refreshing
drink.. one day xacques-xouis david will paint this moment..
“im afraid if i dont do this i will be taken to xuantanamo… maybe your beautiful gold locks and blue eyes might save you from that cruel island slayyocrates.. but i have nothing!! Hamza… im so sorry. We need to do something about this… pink house and prime ximbo needs to close down prison island!!!! DO SOMETHING XOE BIDEN I BEG YOU”
Not to worry. I’ve been hemlocked so many times I’ve built up an immunity to it.
And mixed with mint tea it is quite thirst quenching.
The new bartender at the Senate 24/7 just slipped me some cherry concoction mixed with gasoline and rattle snake venom.
i believe The Gifter has read the above award winning scene in this Ximboland script
and is preparing a you know what.
and my wife Jitterdeez is still missing.
Ngl that was my top schizo moment on here… can i get a tall glass of cold water pleaseThis?
“Hey Slayyyocrates…. Here drink this, its mint tea just like Im having. Its totally not hemlock…. Before you drink it, know that I love you and whish it didnt end this way.. pink house forced me to… we have no choice, just enjoy this poison free refreshing
drink.. one day xacques-xouis david will paint this moment..
“im afraid if i dont do this i will be taken to xuantanamo… maybe your beautiful gold locks and blue eyes might save you from that cruel island slayyocrates.. but i have nothing!! Hamza… im so sorry. We need to do something about this… pink house and prime ximbo needs to close down prison island!!!! DO SOMETHING XOE BIDEN I BEG YOU”
Not to worry. I’ve been hemlocked so many times I’ve built up an immunity to it.
And mixed with mint tea it is quite thirst quenching.
The new bartender at the Senate 24/7 just slipped me some cherry concoction mixed with gasoline and rattle snake venom.
i believe The Gifter has read the above award winning scene in this Ximboland script
and is preparing a you know what.
and my wife Jitterdeez is still missing.
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”
I too shall pray to Shiva and Cthulhu for our brother SOC to survive. #pray #healing #no RIP
Edit: The prayers worked.
Edit: The prayers worked.
yaay soc is aliveee
table 7? ugruugh,...can I sit here ^w^?
Daphnee…something very strange is happening to my iPad. I’m not sure I even know how to describe it. I got a screen recorder app to record what it does…this crazy thing it is doing in the “photos” section…but I’m afraid to use it…atm. So…
if I have a saved pic of a bimbo, say…like this
and I open it in the photos section
and I make sure that just the photo is viewable…no bars or borders filled with all those iPad navigation or editing thingies…
and THEN I place my stylus on the body of that bimbo…and hold it there…
SHAZAM!
Lightening starts moving all around the outline of JUST THAT BODY
and when I move my stylus…the bimbo disconnects from the background…and I can put just that body into procreate or any other pic app.
It started happening a few weeks ago.
does this happen to you too?
if I have a saved pic of a bimbo, say…like this
and I open it in the photos section
and I make sure that just the photo is viewable…no bars or borders filled with all those iPad navigation or editing thingies…
and THEN I place my stylus on the body of that bimbo…and hold it there…
SHAZAM!
Lightening starts moving all around the outline of JUST THAT BODY
and when I move my stylus…the bimbo disconnects from the background…and I can put just that body into procreate or any other pic app.
It started happening a few weeks ago.
does this happen to you too?
On your new iPad
with the apple pen and your e-ink? :)
with the apple pen and your e-ink? :)
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity? Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts. Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds. Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts. Not the Joker.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds. Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts. Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo
Yess katie thatalso happenes on my phone and i love using it to make stickerss.. You can copy and paste thatimage! And welcome zombae! We have we have brain juice with worm garnish if you’d like!
This is CarCrash Bimbo-Spears
My wife Tiffany appears (aSpears)
to have left us.
Gosh…I would love to see Daphne’s new art from her iPad.
Maybe I’ll just go make that zombie drink…and zone out by the pool filling with leaves…
My wife Tiffany appears (aSpears)
to have left us.
I’m not sure what to do.
I’m sitting in her mansion all alone
And not even the pool boy showed up today.
I’m sitting in her mansion all alone
And not even the pool boy showed up today.
Gosh…I would love to see Daphne’s new art from her iPad.
Maybe I’ll just go make that zombie drink…and zone out by the pool filling with leaves…
Please put down the broomstick and the cat
Ximboland stats
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Population:
Prime Ximbo:
Treasury (USD): $0.00
Next Prime Ximbo election: 01.01.1970
Next State Minister elections: 01.01.1970
State in Charge:
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Best State Warriors this month:
nullplayer
- 2592261 points
Legal Alien - lvl 44
mbbybbby
- 555319 points
State Minister - lvl 258
CarCrashBimbo
- 343302 points
Citizen - lvl 54
Susan Slutzky
- 275409 points
Senator - lvl 257
Eunyce
- 272687 points
Fashion Manager - lvl 222
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Sexiest this week:
Sandi Lut
- 8410 points
State Minister - lvl 288
AnastazjaNadia
- 6221 points
Citizen - lvl 264
tibby
- 4179 points
Minister of Entertainment - lvl 306
Anthalaya
- 4076 points
Citizen - lvl 276
BaddieMaddie
- 4050 points
Citizen - lvl 250
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Most reputable this week:
tibby
- 3561 points
Minister of Entertainment - lvl 306
Spiffyfunpants
- 931 points
Senator - lvl 292
kimjongin
- 615 points
State Minister - lvl 251
Slick_D
- 608 points
Citizen - lvl 104
AnastazjaNadia
- 584 points
Citizen - lvl 264
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Best fighters this week:
tibby
- 294 points
Minister of Entertainment - lvl 306
Spiffyfunpants
- 112 points
Senator - lvl 292
BaddieMaddie
- 93 points
Citizen - lvl 250
kimjongin
- 83 points
State Minister - lvl 251
Crocheting Bimbo
- 47 points
Senator - lvl 117
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Best debaters this week:
tibby
- 111 points
Minister of Entertainment - lvl 306
califlower
- 57 points
Senator - lvl 28
AltAcc
- 40 points
Legal Alien - lvl 27
Kyele
- 21 points
Citizen - lvl 183
Winchesters Girlie
- 20 points
Citizen - lvl 12
