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Table 7

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Created
02.04.2024
Daphnee_Mino
Level 50
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 99903
Reputation: 66293
Posts: 2151
Agnostica
23.06.2024 20:19:29
Daphnee_Mino

Reading the slayyocrates trial and LOLing at these phrases 
1. Gemima and Oktubre GANGS (Lmfao)
2. Madame Stripper (Lmao)
legendary…

23.06.2024 20:19:29

The Gifter
Level 17
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 3550
Reputation: 2635
Posts: 27
Reasonopia
23.06.2024 20:23:23
The Gifter

RIP Soc?  Did they hemlock him already?

23.06.2024 20:23:23
"Re-imagine... 're-imagination' "    The Gifter

Daphnee_Mino
Level 50
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 99903
Reputation: 66293
Posts: 2151
Agnostica
23.06.2024 20:42:13
Daphnee_Mino

İ tried to hemlock him… #guilty… but i pray to xallah and xod he is alive

23.06.2024 20:42:13

Slayyyocrates
Level 63
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 198797
Reputation: 14922
Posts: 986
Reasonopia
23.06.2024 20:53:29
Slayyyocrates

Daphnee_Mino wrote: (original post HERE)
Ngl that was my top schizo moment on here… can i get a tall glass of cold water please
This?

“Hey Slayyyocrates…. Here drink this, its mint tea just like Im having. Its totally not hemlock…. Before you drink it, know that I love you and whish it didnt end this way.. pink house forced me to… we have no choice, just enjoy this poison free refreshing
drink.. one day xacques-xouis david will paint this moment..

“im afraid if i dont do this i will be taken to xuantanamo…  maybe your beautiful gold locks and blue eyes might save you from that cruel island slayyocrates.. but i have nothing!! Hamza… im so sorry. We need to do something about this… pink house and prime ximbo needs to close down prison island!!!! DO SOMETHING XOE BIDEN I BEG YOU”

Not to worry.  I’ve been hemlocked so many times I’ve built up an immunity to it.
And mixed with mint tea it is quite thirst quenching.

The new bartender at the Senate 24/7 just slipped me some cherry concoction mixed with gasoline and rattle snake venom.

i believe The Gifter has read the above award winning scene in this Ximboland script
and is preparing a you know what.


and my wife Jitterdeez is still missing.

23.06.2024 20:53:29
PXFC Anti-Fashion Theme Assassin.
Use your Referral Links.  Bring new people to Ximboland

“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Bimbo Pimp
Level 66
Status: Fashion Police
Sex Appeal: 224286
Reputation: 60268
Posts: 2674
Antitheocra
23.06.2024 20:55:43
Bimbo Pimp

I too shall pray to Shiva and Cthulhu for our brother SOC to survive. #pray #healing #no RIP

Edit: The prayers worked.

23.06.2024 20:55:43
   
                                                              
Daphnee_Mino
Level 50
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 99903
Reputation: 66293
Posts: 2151
Agnostica
23.06.2024 21:26:55
Daphnee_Mino

yaay soc is aliveee

23.06.2024 21:26:55

zombae4eva
Level 10
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 699
Reputation: 697
Posts: 14
Atheista
23.06.2024 22:03:04
zombae4eva

table 7? ugruugh,...can I sit here ^w^?

23.06.2024 22:03:04

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 37989587
Reputation: 120628
Posts: 3831
Reasonopia
24.06.2024 01:00:38
KatieBoutique

Daphnee…something very strange is happening to my iPad.  I’m not sure I even know how to describe it.  I got a screen recorder app to record what it does…this crazy thing it is doing in the “photos” section…but I’m afraid to use it…atm.  So…

if I have a saved pic of a bimbo, say…like this

KatieBoutique

and I open it in the photos section
and I make sure that just the photo is viewable…no bars or borders filled with all those iPad navigation or editing thingies…

and THEN I place my stylus on the body of that bimbo…and hold it there…

SHAZAM!

Lightening starts moving all around the outline of JUST THAT BODY
and when I move my stylus…the bimbo disconnects from the background…and I can put just that body into procreate or any other pic app.

It started happening a few weeks ago.
does this happen to you too?  

On your new iPad 
with the apple pen and your e-ink? :)

24.06.2024 01:00:38
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


Daphnee_Mino
Level 50
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 99903
Reputation: 66293
Posts: 2151
Agnostica
24.06.2024 08:28:21
Daphnee_Mino

Yess katie thatalso happenes on my phone and i love using it to make stickerss.. You can copy and paste thatimage! And welcome zombae! We have we have brain juice with worm garnish if you’d like!

24.06.2024 08:28:21

CarCrashBimbo
Level 53
Status: Fashion Police
Sex Appeal: 113788
Reputation: 13243
Posts: 685
Reasonopia
24.06.2024 16:42:21
CarCrashBimbo

This is CarCrash Bimbo-Spears
My wife Tiffany appears (aSpears)
to have left us.  
I’m not sure what to do.
I’m sitting in her mansion all alone
And not even the pool boy showed up today.

Gosh…I would love to see Daphne’s new art from her iPad.
Maybe I’ll just go make that zombie drink…and zone out by the pool filling with leaves…

24.06.2024 16:42:21
Please put down the mushrooms and the cat

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
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Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
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The Town Square.

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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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