The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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28.12.2019 02:28:16
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Necroing my own topic because reasons



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28.12.2019 02:53:36
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You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords. 

I love Skyrim so much! I've probs done like 20 playthroughs by now. But really it's the modding that does it for me. Micromanagin' the game's features and textures down to the individual bucket and cheese wheel is awesome!

28.12.2019 02:53:36
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28.12.2019 02:56:27
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Now that I have my new laptop, Im planning on finally getting Skyrim with a bunch of Dark Brotherhood based mods :) (Need that Cicero...)

28.12.2019 02:56:27
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28.12.2019 04:33:43
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I bought Skyrim shortly after it came out without really knowing what it was and my high school GPA dropped dramatically. I am still feeling the effects today

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28.12.2019 04:35:14
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Cum_Dumpster wrote:
Necroing my own topic because reasons


Ok I remember a very specific subgenre of Skyrim related content when it was at its height of popularity that was just strangely detailed posts written by like redditors about how they killed Nazeem in the most insulting ways possible. I miss it kinda

28.12.2019 04:35:14
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29.12.2019 21:22:42
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Skyrim was my childhood.  I used to be obsessed with it.  Then one day I was so sleep deprived (bc I had been playing Skyrim) that I hallucinated I was in game and my parents trying to wake me up were guards!  I kept trying to press the esc key lol.  And then I got banned from Skyrim for a whole summer.

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16.01.2020 08:56:21
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I used to play Skyrim on my PS3, but my saving file got so big eventually, that the game always crashed :( When it came out on PS4 I bought it again, but I got stuck in a cave where you had to beat an enemy to collect an item to get out of the cave. Unfortunately that item didn't drop for me, so I basically stopped playing  then.
Maybe I'll start again though :)

16.01.2020 08:56:21
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16.01.2020 09:30:09
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StrangeKindOfWoman wrote:
I used to play Skyrim on my PS3, but my saving file got so big eventually, that the game always crashed :( When it came out on PS4 I bought it again, but I got stuck in a cave where you had to beat an enemy to collect an item to get out of the cave. Unfortunately that item didn't drop for me, so I basically stopped playing  then.
Maybe I'll start again though :)
that sounds like typical skyrim....bethesda truly isn't good at making games that Just Work.
my original skyrim playthroughs were on ps3 but i converted them to my PC and they worked well

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16.01.2020 17:20:19
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do you go to the pink house district very often? who am i kidding, of course you dont 

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31.03.2020 01:33:21
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Bumping this thread with amusements:


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