Sergeant Slutzky
Steadfast Soldier and Splitter of Skulls!
The Fashion War of the Bimbo Republic
War angel ! Assists soldiers/healing mage 
Reporting for duty and there will be Hell to Pay!!
Lana Fawn - " I'm not unwell thank you "
Soldier ready for battle
The Ministers of War make eye contact with each other from across the table, alarmed by the General’s order. Someone covers their mouth in horror. One of them clears their throat, “But Ma’am, those things have been banned for decades….chemical warfare……the bimbofication gas…..I’m……I’m afraid we can’t authorize such an action.” The General SLAMS her fist on the table and bellows “I SAID DO IT GODDAMNIT! RELEASE THE BIMBOTS!” She extinguishes her cigar in the ashtray, “Or I’ll find someone else who will. Someone with a fcking backbone who actually gives a shit about cute shoes." She throws the ashtray at the wall and it shatters, "...someone who gives a shit about outfit proportions!! About coordinating jewelry! Get out, all of you. Your apathy makes me SICK.”
war is bad. unless i'm in it. in which case it is, in fact, extremely
cool and fashionable. 360 noscope and call an airstrike on those uggos!
Doctor Halliwell ready to serve, both their land and some looks. With their all-seeing silver eyes and trusted syringe full of instant bimboification serum they are a very trusted member of Ximboland's army. Enemies better beware cause that mad scientist will gladly use you as their new test subjects in their experiments on creating the most perfect beautifiers for Bimbos everywhere.
“But our love was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we
Of many far wiser than we
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.”
― Edgar Allan Poe, Annabel Lee
" Let's try to make it right, don't wanna start a fight
And we're so sorry if we give you all a little fright
We're not so scary if you see us in the daylight
You'll be so happy just as long as you survive the night "
" Die, die, we all pass away. Don't wear a frown 'cause it's really okay. You might try and hide, and you might and pray, but we all end up the remains of the day. " - Corpse Bride
"I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is." - Corpse Bride
"You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are." - Alice In Wonderland
"We Gladly Feast On Those Who Would Subdue Us" - The Addams Family
“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.” - Dracula
“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!” - Dracula
“All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.” - Edgar Allan Poe
“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” - Edgar Allan Poe
Of those who were older than we
Of many far wiser than we
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.”
― Edgar Allan Poe, Annabel Lee
" Let's try to make it right, don't wanna start a fight
And we're so sorry if we give you all a little fright
We're not so scary if you see us in the daylight
You'll be so happy just as long as you survive the night "
" Die, die, we all pass away. Don't wear a frown 'cause it's really okay. You might try and hide, and you might and pray, but we all end up the remains of the day. " - Corpse Bride
"I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is." - Corpse Bride
"You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are." - Alice In Wonderland
"We Gladly Feast On Those Who Would Subdue Us" - The Addams Family
“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.” - Dracula
“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!” - Dracula
“All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.” - Edgar Allan Poe
“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” - Edgar Allan Poe
marching band leader xXMonsterDollXx reporting for duty and ready to bring the beat! -"someone fetch me a loud speaker, it's about time these flatland plebs learn what WAP means."
just another dead girl walking
General Fuckhead here! Locked, loaded and ready to violate the Geneva Conventions
Ximboland stats
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Population:
Prime Ximbo:
Treasury (USD): $0.00
Next Prime Ximbo election: 01.01.1970
Next State Minister elections: 01.01.1970
State in Charge:
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Best State Warriors this month:
nullplayer
- 2592261 points
Legal Alien - lvl 44
mbbybbby
- 555319 points
State Minister - lvl 270
CarCrashBimbo
- 343302 points
Senator - lvl 57
Susan Slutzky
- 275409 points
Senator - lvl 260
Eunyce
- 272687 points
Fashion Manager - lvl 260
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Sexiest this week:
AikiraSora
- 20978 points
Senator - lvl 77
SinksTears
- 16856 points
Citizen - lvl 163
Sandi Lut
- 4646 points
State Minister - lvl 289
Mollie Mollie
- 3157 points
Citizen - lvl 139
lillyfee
- 3007 points
Citizen - lvl 182
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Most reputable this week:
Yariman
- 511 points
Senator - lvl 18
glamourGIRLLLLL
- 366 points
Citizen - lvl 56
AikiraSora
- 365 points
Senator - lvl 77
thecoquettebabe
- 351 points
Legal Alien - lvl 9
Slick_D
- 293 points
Citizen - lvl 114
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Best fighters this week:
Spiffyfunpants
- 53 points
Senator - lvl 301
AikiraSora
- 47 points
Senator - lvl 77
SilentlyScreaming
- 44 points
Citizen - lvl 59
Slick_D
- 37 points
Citizen - lvl 114
Eunyce
- 33 points
Fashion Manager - lvl 260
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Best debaters this week:
califlower
- 20 points
Fashion Designer - lvl 75
sachele
- 16 points
Legal Alien - lvl 19
Kyele
- 14 points
Citizen - lvl 196
Layla Zenin
- 11 points
Citizen - lvl 210
SilentlyScreaming
- 10 points
Citizen - lvl 59
