On this day 20/3/2024 in the courts of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland we do doth declare the following trial. We doth bring forth all Ximboland senators to decide the outcome of this case.
Defendants name = Melpomene
Offence (see above) = Crimes against fashion as listed in article 22.3 of the constitution of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland. The fashion laws states that real bimbos must show some cleavage and have happy bright and some pink in their fashion exteriors. They can not dress down and cover up their assets with dowdy frilly old dresses. This is far too boring and is not doth what a real bimbo should look like. Its a car crash fashion sense of the highest order and must be punished forthwith.
The Fashionable republic of Bimboland was created by bimbos for bimbos. We pride ourselves on wonderful fashion. We pride ourselves on being the most fashionable, coolest and sexiest beings even to walk this planet.
In order to maintain that we have laws that protect our unique characteristics namely our wonderful 'bimbo' fashion. A fashion that is known, envied and respected all over the world. Bimbos fought and died for our fashion rights and those whom cant dress up to these standards undermine our nation and must be punished. Spies from the flatlands covertly live amongst us trying to undermine our nation and bring it down from within. At this point we have no evidence that Melpomene is a flatland spy but we must all be vigilant
When = 18/03/2024 between 1 - 4 pm
Where = the defendant was spotted on CCTV and by various witnesses committing this crime in Ximbo City Ximmethodist church. CCTV images capture her at Ximmethodist church and walking down lovers alley before crossing Hilton street and entering the Founders inn pub. In total at least 40 witnesses saw this crime and I would like to call them forward.
Punishment if convicted = The defendant will be sent to a fashion 're-education' camp where she will be re educated on fashion, the traditions of bimboism, the culture of bimbosim and how bimbos dress. He will be taught about high end fashion brands and how to wear them and he will be taught about hair and hair styles. He will come back a new Bimbo and one that can be proud of himself
Witnesses = I call you forward.
Senators = please do your thing and protect Ximboland from subversive fashion elements
Defendants name = Melpomene
Offence (see above) = Crimes against fashion as listed in article 22.3 of the constitution of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland. The fashion laws states that real bimbos must show some cleavage and have happy bright and some pink in their fashion exteriors. They can not dress down and cover up their assets with dowdy frilly old dresses. This is far too boring and is not doth what a real bimbo should look like. Its a car crash fashion sense of the highest order and must be punished forthwith.
The Fashionable republic of Bimboland was created by bimbos for bimbos. We pride ourselves on wonderful fashion. We pride ourselves on being the most fashionable, coolest and sexiest beings even to walk this planet.
In order to maintain that we have laws that protect our unique characteristics namely our wonderful 'bimbo' fashion. A fashion that is known, envied and respected all over the world. Bimbos fought and died for our fashion rights and those whom cant dress up to these standards undermine our nation and must be punished. Spies from the flatlands covertly live amongst us trying to undermine our nation and bring it down from within. At this point we have no evidence that Melpomene is a flatland spy but we must all be vigilant
When = 18/03/2024 between 1 - 4 pm
Where = the defendant was spotted on CCTV and by various witnesses committing this crime in Ximbo City Ximmethodist church. CCTV images capture her at Ximmethodist church and walking down lovers alley before crossing Hilton street and entering the Founders inn pub. In total at least 40 witnesses saw this crime and I would like to call them forward.
Punishment if convicted = The defendant will be sent to a fashion 're-education' camp where she will be re educated on fashion, the traditions of bimboism, the culture of bimbosim and how bimbos dress. He will be taught about high end fashion brands and how to wear them and he will be taught about hair and hair styles. He will come back a new Bimbo and one that can be proud of himself
Witnesses = I call you forward.
Senators = please do your thing and protect Ximboland from subversive fashion elements
