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The Four Fashion Houses of Ximboland
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”
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“The Truth is always found in the middle.”
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“The Truth is always found in the middle.”
Slayyyocrates, it is time for you to begin your presentation of
The Four Fashion Houses of Ximboland.
The Four Fashion Houses of Ximboland.
Please put down the broomstick and the cat…lol
The Four Houses of The School For Bimbos - Bimboland History Part I
Sindy Laarson and The Fshionable Republic of Ximboland: Ch 30 pg 169-70
‘As you will all be aware,’ The
Pink Bimbo proceeded, speaking into this golden glow with a weighty sense
of ceremony,
‘The Bimbo Chest
contains four sacred Bimbo artefacts, each artefact beyond
value to one of our school’s four houses.’
‘The Golden Hymenopter’ – and at this Tad lifted out from the chest what appeared to be a giant yellow bumble bee and placed it on the table-cum-altar – ‘so sacred to The Wasps;
The Acid Tongue’ – he took out a sculpted silver tongue with a silvery slice of lemon balanced on its tip – ‘ so symbolic of the acerbic wit of The Meanieheadz;
The Marble Lovers so precious to The Slagz,’ – he took out a Rodin-like marble statuette of a naked couple, although this intertwined Himbo and Bimbo appeared way more physically enhanced than the Rodin original – ‘and
The Double Helix so symbolic of the
important scientific research of The Nerdz’ – finally he took out a
platinum model of parallel helices that took me back with a shudder to the
Institute at Ingenstans, where my parents had met all those years ago and
unknowingly set into motion my own incredible story.
I looked down at these four sacred objects in a state approaching something akin to awe.
Each object was so steeped not only in
the history of the school, but in Bimbo and Himbo history itself, and was
clearly talismanic of each house’s values:
The Wasps’ love of tradition and order;
The Meanieheadz’ devotion to Bimbo bitchery;
The Slagz’s love of….well, love, and
The Nerdz’s commitment to
legitimising and perfecting Bimboism itself.
‘Sindy,’ The Pink Bimbo intoned, resuming her narration while still gazing at these four sacred objects,
‘you have now passed a week at The School for Bimbos, being inducted into its ancient ways and familiarising yourself with the four houses that represent its constituent parts.
The time has now come for you to select one of these four houses as your Bimbo destiny, and to commit yourself forever to its Bimbo and Himbo values.’
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Discussion - Part 1...begin“The Truth is always found in the middle.”
Idk which onw i am tbh
You are a Slag/Nerd…as far as the historical names are concerned.
i am thinking of more modern and relevant new and replacement names
based my experience with our current polulation.
You would be in a new class of Ximbo Fashion House…
Katie is a Wasp. Pure Wasp.
Meanieheadz will be split into 2 (3?) new houses and renamed appropriately:
Bitchez, Haterz, Destroyerz
i am thinking of more modern and relevant new and replacement names
based my experience with our current polulation.
You would be in a new class of Ximbo Fashion House…
Katie is a Wasp. Pure Wasp.
Meanieheadz will be split into 2 (3?) new houses and renamed appropriately:
Bitchez, Haterz, Destroyerz
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”
Ngl i was gonna say i am nerdz but i dont like the name very much. I thought the fashion houses were gonna be mire you know… fashion and style centered. These are more like bimbo ecoles. If meaniheadz as a category this makes me respect the drama queens on here. This changes everyth8ng they need to be appriciated more.
Remember this: you aren’t just wearing clothes that mean nothing.
You are wearing your personality.
2. It’s a parody and not serious in any way. NOPE
3. Dean Winchester is a reasonable, normal human being. NOPE
4. Everyone is a Ximbo! Even Tibby! NOPE and NOPE
Watch this video again…”What is a Ximbo”
If you are a bitch, you are gonna dress like one.
If you are a traditionalist, you will dress like one.
If you are a destroyer, you will dress like that table in the PXFC poster.
If you are creative, funny, whimsical, traditional, entertaining, sexy…that is the House I would put you in.
Come up with a name and I’ll use it. A Turkish name perhaps?
You are wearing your personality.
There are a ton of misconceptions about Ximboland:
1. It’s just a dress up game. NOPE2. It’s a parody and not serious in any way. NOPE
3. Dean Winchester is a reasonable, normal human being. NOPE
4. Everyone is a Ximbo! Even Tibby! NOPE and NOPE
Watch this video again…”What is a Ximbo”
If you are a bitch, you are gonna dress like one.
If you are a traditionalist, you will dress like one.
If you are a destroyer, you will dress like that table in the PXFC poster.
If you are creative, funny, whimsical, traditional, entertaining, sexy…that is the House I would put you in.
Come up with a name and I’ll use it. A Turkish name perhaps?
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”
Ximboland stats
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Population:
Prime Ximbo:
Treasury (USD): $0.00
Next Prime Ximbo election: 01.01.1970
Next State Minister elections: 01.01.1970
State in Charge:
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Best State Warriors this month:
nullplayer
- 2592261 points
Legal Alien - lvl 44
mbbybbby
- 555319 points
State Minister - lvl 270
CarCrashBimbo
- 343302 points
Senator - lvl 57
Susan Slutzky
- 275409 points
Senator - lvl 260
Eunyce
- 272687 points
Fashion Manager - lvl 260
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Sexiest this week:
AikiraSora
- 13014 points
Senator - lvl 76
SinksTears
- 8779 points
Senator - lvl 163
Sandi Lut
- 3023 points
State Minister - lvl 289
lillyfee
- 1776 points
Citizen - lvl 182
Susan Slutzky
- 1608 points
Senator - lvl 260
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Most reputable this week:
Yariman
- 429 points
Senator - lvl 18
sachele
- 215 points
Legal Alien - lvl 18
AikiraSora
- 204 points
Senator - lvl 76
SilentlyScreaming
- 179 points
Citizen - lvl 59
Slick_D
- 176 points
Citizen - lvl 114
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Best fighters this week:
Spiffyfunpants
- 47 points
Senator - lvl 301
leopardluvr
- 26 points
Citizen - lvl 40
SilentlyScreaming
- 25 points
Citizen - lvl 59
Eunyce
- 24 points
Fashion Manager - lvl 260
Kyele
- 12 points
Citizen - lvl 196
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Best debaters this week:
califlower
- 12 points
Fashion Designer - lvl 75
SilentlyScreaming
- 10 points
Citizen - lvl 59
LittleMissRachie
- 8 points
Citizen - lvl 35
seaweedgraffiti
- 7 points
Legal Alien - lvl 20
Valore
- 6 points
Citizen - lvl 44
