The Four Fashion Houses of Ximboland

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12.11.2024
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Agnostica
19.11.2024 21:19:00
Daphnee_Mino

Ty gain soc why is it redacted

19.11.2024 21:19:00

Minister of Foreign Affairs

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22.11.2024 23:22:13
Slayyyocrates

KatieBoutique received a Prize for Contest.

1000 Diamonds

Whatever slut…get to shagging.

22.11.2024 23:22:13
“The Truth is always found in the middle.” 
Minister of Foreign Affairs

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25.11.2024 03:51:46
Slayyyocrates

GuGuMuMu received a Prize for Contest.

1000 Diamonds

Congratulations on becoming a Senator from The Minister of Foreign Affairs. May your accomplishments make Bimboland the Fashion Envy of the World once more.

25.11.2024 03:51:46
“The Truth is always found in the middle.” 
Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Reasonopia
26.11.2024 21:23:16
Slayyyocrates

Donald Trump received a Prize for Contest.

1000 Diamonds

For Mastery in the art of Politics and Fashion (Melania) and for the new dance routine currently sweeping our Fashionable Nation: The Trump Pump!

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26.11.2024 21:23:16
“The Truth is always found in the middle.” 
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Reasonopia
27.11.2024 12:48:15
CarCrashBimbo

Slayyyocrates, it is time for you to begin your presentation of

The Four Fashion Houses of Ximboland.

27.11.2024 12:48:15
Please put down the broomstick and the cat…lol
Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Reasonopia
27.11.2024 13:22:24
Slayyyocrates

The Four Houses of The School For Bimbos - Bimboland History Part I

Sindy Laarson and The Fshionable Republic of Ximboland: Ch 30 pg 169-70


‘As you will all be aware,’ The Pink Bimbo proceeded, speaking into this golden glow with a weighty sense of ceremony,


The Bimbo Chest contains four sacred Bimbo artefacts, each artefact beyond value to one of our school’s four houses.’


‘The Golden Hymenopter’ – and at this Tad lifted out from the chest what appeared to be a giant yellow bumble bee and placed it on the table-cum-altar – ‘so sacred to The Wasps;

The Acid Tongue’ – he took out a sculpted silver tongue with a silvery slice of lemon balanced on its tip – ‘ so symbolic of the acerbic wit of The Meanieheadz;

The Marble Lovers so precious to The Slagz,’ – he took out a Rodin-like marble statuette of a naked couple, although this intertwined Himbo and Bimbo appeared way more physically enhanced than the Rodin original – ‘and

The Double Helix so symbolic of the important scientific research of The Nerdz’ – finally he took out a platinum model of parallel helices that took me back with a shudder to the Institute at Ingenstans, where my parents had met all those years ago and unknowingly set into motion my own incredible story.  


I looked down at these four sacred objects in a state approaching something akin to awe.

Each object was so steeped not only in the history of the school, but in Bimbo and Himbo history itself, and was clearly talismanic of each house’s values:


The Wasps’ love of tradition and order;

The Meanieheadz’ devotion to Bimbo bitchery;

The Slagz’s love of….well, love, and

The Nerdz’s commitment to legitimising and perfecting Bimboism itself.


‘Sindy,’ The Pink Bimbo intoned, resuming her narration while still gazing at these four sacred objects,


 ‘you have now passed a week at The School for Bimbos, being inducted into its ancient ways and familiarising yourself with the four houses that represent its constituent parts.

The time has now come for you to select one of these four houses as your Bimbo destiny, and to commit yourself forever to its Bimbo and Himbo values.’

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Discussion - Part 1...begin

27.11.2024 13:22:24
“The Truth is always found in the middle.” 
State Minister

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Agnostica
01.12.2024 13:24:47
Daphnee_Mino

Idk which onw i am tbh

01.12.2024 13:24:47

Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Reasonopia
01.12.2024 17:35:03
Slayyyocrates

You are a Slag/Nerd…as far as the historical names are concerned.

i am thinking of more modern and relevant new and replacement names
based my experience with our current polulation.

You would be in a new class of Ximbo Fashion House…
Katie is a Wasp.  Pure Wasp.

Meanieheadz will be split into 2 (3?) new houses and renamed appropriately:
Bitchez, Haterz, Destroyerz


01.12.2024 17:35:03
“The Truth is always found in the middle.” 
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Agnostica
01.12.2024 17:41:32
Daphnee_Mino

Ngl i was gonna say i am nerdz but i dont like the name very much. I thought the fashion houses were gonna be mire you know… fashion and style centered. These are more like bimbo ecoles. If meaniheadz as a category this makes me respect the drama queens on here. This changes everyth8ng they need to be appriciated more. 

01.12.2024 17:41:32

Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Reasonopia
01.12.2024 18:05:28
Slayyyocrates

Remember this: you aren’t just wearing clothes  that mean nothing.
You are wearing your personality.  
There are a ton of misconceptions about Ximboland:
1. It’s just a dress up game.  NOPE
2. It’s a parody and not serious in any way.  NOPE
3. Dean Winchester is a reasonable, normal human being.  NOPE
4. Everyone is a Ximbo!  Even Tibby!  NOPE and NOPE
Watch this video again…”What is a Ximbo”

If you are a bitch, you are gonna dress like one.
If you are a traditionalist, you will dress like one.
If you are a destroyer, you will dress like that table in the PXFC poster.

If you are creative, funny, whimsical, traditional, entertaining, sexy…that is the House I would put you in.
Come up with a name and I’ll use it.  A Turkish name perhaps?

01.12.2024 18:05:28
“The Truth is always found in the middle.” 

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