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Thoughts on Vabbing? (NSFW)

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Created
25.07.2022
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Ximbolina Zuckerberg
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Reputation: 37966
Posts: 370
Freethinkerland
30.09.2022 21:50:04
Ximbolina Zuckerberg

Ok, wow just looked it up. Well we aren't cave people, it's unnecessary to be doing that. Just talk to someone if you find them attractive, for real

30.09.2022 21:50:04
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ourluvisgod
Level 31
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Freethinkerland
02.10.2022 17:45:18
ourluvisgod

i feel like it's weird as hell and not real so ur just going to end up smelling like coochie

02.10.2022 17:45:18
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CornDawg
Level 33
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 27260
Reputation: 14669
Posts: 18
Freethinkerland
02.10.2022 20:01:08
CornDawg

I need to know who did this in a serious manner and i want to have a conversation, I NEED to understand the science 

02.10.2022 20:01:08
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B1mboBunn1
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Freethinkerland
02.10.2022 20:50:28
B1mboBunn1

I wouldn’t do that personally- everyone’s vag has a smell and that’s chill- it’s sexy even- but during sex… not all day everyday. If I smelled vag on someone’s hands I’d think they just touched vag. If I smelled vag all over someone I would think they just had sex so- I don’t really get the point lol.

02.10.2022 20:50:28

_tsukiko_
Level 26
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Posts: 12
Agnostica
03.10.2022 05:16:15
_tsukiko_

Sounds like something that would've gone down in the golden era of lolcow-4chan..

03.10.2022 05:16:15
Pecky
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Freethinkerland
03.10.2022 08:51:25
Pecky

get the point, but I think human nose lacks the ability to sense pheromones since we are not dogs. It would be fun to give it a try tho. 

03.10.2022 08:51:25
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Lyah
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Secville
06.10.2022 05:08:14
Lyah

hell naw
i feel like thats illegal tf

06.10.2022 05:08:14

Cornyhoe
Level 12
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 3189
Posts: 4
Secville
06.10.2022 07:05:52
Cornyhoe

hell to the no

06.10.2022 07:05:52

lizz bimbo
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1063
Reputation: 1823
Posts: 6
Secville
06.10.2022 14:06:56
lizz bimbo

feels like something that would have gone down in the renaissance era, gross lol

06.10.2022 14:06:56
  


big_t1ttyh0nk_ers
Level 27
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Reputation: 9380
Posts: 131
Atheista
24.10.2022 00:37:10
big_t1ttyh0nk_ers

i thought that said vaping and was confused about all the cooch comments lol
looked it up though and honestly ew

24.10.2022 00:37:10

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