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Lilliandra
lillyfee
lillyfee
Level 171
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3961057
Reputation: 428363
Posts: 7453
Freethinkerland
lillyfee
28.07.2017 10:23:47
lillyfee
Several years ago, there was a girl and a boy that was a wendigo's, freshly captured victims.The girl and the boy wondered what'll happen next. the boy started to think about different way to go to the outside without getting killed by the monsters and vampires. But the girl still was afraid of the huge dark wizard that cried out loud. So the boy take off his shirt and shoes and boogie danced as if possessed. The girl ran out into the dark wet street! Seeing this, the biggest tree in the park nearby catch the girl and whooped her: " Stay still sweety!" And just that moment the sound of someone shooting was heard nearby. The sounds was the most dreadful sound she ever had heard before. It got her by surprise and a cold shiver went down her neck thru her tip of toes and she saw her life flash parting a tree. Who knows what will happen next says the tree and the leaves. This is ridiculous, how will I ever escape this trouble following me? It is hopeless. And three seconds later the boy suddenly remembered, that he had three coins in his pocket. They were big and shiny. He took them into his hands and spoke magic, "Shall this coins make me unvisible!", and after that, the boy was not to see anymore.

28.07.2017 10:23:47
AliceCara101s
AliceCara101s
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3170
Reputation: 4481
Posts: 1003
Atheista
AliceCara101s
29.07.2017 03:47:33
AliceCara101s
Several years ago, there was a girl and a boy that was a wendigo's, freshly captured victims.The girl and the boy wondered what'll happen next. the boy started to think about different way to go to the outside without getting killed by the monsters and vampires. But the girl still was afraid of the huge dark wizard that cried out loud. So the boy take off his shirt and shoes and boogie danced as if possessed. The girl ran out into the dark wet street! Seeing this, the biggest tree in the park nearby catch the girl and whooped her: " Stay still sweety!" And just that moment the sound of someone shooting was heard nearby. The sounds was the most dreadful sound she ever had heard before. It got her by surprise and a cold shiver went down her neck thru her tip of toes and she saw her life flash parting a tree. Who knows what will happen next says the tree and the leaves. This is ridiculous, how will I ever escape this trouble following me? It is hopeless. And three seconds later the boy suddenly remembered, that he had three coins in his pocket. They were big and shiny. He took them into his hands and spoke magic, "Shall this coins make me unvisible!", and after that, the boy was not to see anymore. He takes step

29.07.2017 03:47:33

lillyfee
lillyfee
Level 171
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3961057
Reputation: 428363
Posts: 7453
Freethinkerland
lillyfee
29.07.2017 10:11:14
lillyfee
Several years ago, there was a girl and a boy that was a wendigo's, freshly captured victims.The girl and the boy wondered what'll happen next. the boy started to think about different way to go to the outside without getting killed by the monsters and vampires. But the girl still was afraid of the huge dark wizard that cried out loud. So the boy take off his shirt and shoes and boogie danced as if possessed. The girl ran out into the dark wet street! Seeing this, the biggest tree in the park nearby catch the girl and whooped her: " Stay still sweety!" And just that moment the sound of someone shooting was heard nearby. The sounds was the most dreadful sound she ever had heard before. It got her by surprise and a cold shiver went down her neck thru her tip of toes and she saw her life flash parting a tree. Who knows what will happen next says the tree and the leaves. This is ridiculous, how will I ever escape this trouble following me? It is hopeless. And three seconds later the boy suddenly remembered, that he had three coins in his pocket. They were big and shiny. He took them into his hands and spoke magic, "Shall this coins make me unvisible!", and after that, the boy was not to see anymore. He takes step for step backwards

29.07.2017 10:11:14
lillyfee
lillyfee
Level 171
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3961057
Reputation: 428363
Posts: 7453
Freethinkerland
lillyfee
30.07.2017 11:22:30
lillyfee
Several years ago, there was a girl and a boy that was a wendigo's, freshly captured victims.The girl and the boy wondered what'll happen next. the boy started to think about different way to go to the outside without getting killed by the monsters and vampires. But the girl still was afraid of the huge dark wizard that cried out loud. So the boy take off his shirt and shoes and boogie danced as if possessed. The girl ran out into the dark wet street! Seeing this, the biggest tree in the park nearby catch the girl and whooped her: " Stay still sweety!" And just that moment the sound of someone shooting was heard nearby. The sounds was the most dreadful sound she ever had heard before. It got her by surprise and a cold shiver went down her neck thru her tip of toes and she saw her life flash parting a tree. Who knows what will happen next says the tree and the leaves. This is ridiculous, how will I ever escape this trouble following me? It is hopeless. And three seconds later the boy suddenly remembered, that he had three coins in his pocket. They were big and shiny. He took them into his hands and spoke magic, "Shall this coins make me unvisible!", and after that, the boy was not to see anymore. He takes step for step backwards.
But did not

30.07.2017 11:22:30
Jaenah
Jaenah
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1266
Reputation: 1398
Posts: 127
Reasonopia
Jaenah
31.07.2017 00:15:14
Jaenah
Several years ago, there was a girl and a boy that was a wendigo's, freshly captured victims.The girl and the boy wondered what'll happen next. the boy started to think about different way to go to the outside without getting killed by the monsters and vampires. But the girl still was afraid of the huge dark wizard that cried out loud. So the boy take off his shirt and shoes and boogie danced as if possessed. The girl ran out into the dark wet street! Seeing this, the biggest tree in the park nearby catch the girl and whooped her: " Stay still sweety!" And just that moment the sound of someone shooting was heard nearby. The sounds was the most dreadful sound she ever had heard before. It got her by surprise and a cold shiver went down her neck thru her tip of toes and she saw her life flash parting a tree. Who knows what will happen next says the tree and the leaves. This is ridiculous, how will I ever escape this trouble following me? It is hopeless. And three seconds later the boy suddenly remembered, that he had three coins in his pocket. They were big and shiny. He took them into his hands and spoke magic, "Shall this coins make me unvisible!", and after that, the boy was not to see anymore. He takes step for step backwards.
But did not know the proper

31.07.2017 00:15:14
AliceCara101s
AliceCara101s
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3170
Reputation: 4481
Posts: 1003
Atheista
AliceCara101s
03.08.2017 06:45:49
AliceCara101s
Several years ago, there was a girl and a boy that was a wendigo's, freshly captured victims.The girl and the boy wondered what'll happen next. the boy started to think about different way to go to the outside without getting killed by the monsters and vampires. But the girl still was afraid of the huge dark wizard that cried out loud. So the boy take off his shirt and shoes and boogie danced as if possessed. The girl ran out into the dark wet street! Seeing this, the biggest tree in the park nearby catch the girl and whooped her: " Stay still sweety!" And just that moment the sound of someone shooting was heard nearby. The sounds was the most dreadful sound she ever had heard before. It got her by surprise and a cold shiver went down her neck thru her tip of toes and she saw her life flash parting a tree. Who knows what will happen next says the tree and the leaves. This is ridiculous, how will I ever escape this trouble following me? It is hopeless. And three seconds later the boy suddenly remembered, that he had three coins in his pocket. They were big and shiny. He took them into his hands and spoke magic, "Shall this coins make me unvisible!", and after that, the boy was not to see anymore. He takes step for step backwards.
But did not know the proper way to use

03.08.2017 06:45:49

QueenUnnique
QueenUnnique
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1267
Reputation: 1800
Posts: 161
Secville
QueenUnnique
11.08.2017 22:55:23
QueenUnnique
Several years ago, there was a girl and a boy that was a wendigo's, freshly captured victims.The girl and the boy wondered what'll happen next. the boy started to think about different way to go to the outside without getting killed by the monsters and vampires. But the girl still was afraid of the huge dark wizard that cried out loud. So the boy take off his shirt and shoes and boogie danced as if possessed. The girl ran out into the dark wet street! Seeing this, the biggest tree in the park nearby catch the girl and whooped her: " Stay still sweety!" And just that moment the sound of someone shooting was heard nearby. The sounds was the most dreadful sound she ever had heard before. It got her by surprise and a cold shiver went down her neck thru her tip of toes and she saw her life flash parting a tree. Who knows what will happen next says the tree and the leaves. This is ridiculous, how will I ever escape this trouble following me? It is hopeless. And three seconds later the boy suddenly remembered, that he had three coins in his pocket. They were big and shiny. He took them into his hands and spoke magic, "Shall this coins make me unvisible!", and after that, the boy was not to see anymore. He takes step for step backwards.
But did not know the proper way to use the invisibility spell


11.08.2017 22:55:23
AliceCara101s
AliceCara101s
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3170
Reputation: 4481
Posts: 1003
Atheista
AliceCara101s
13.08.2017 11:14:30
AliceCara101s
Several years ago, there was a girl and a boy that was a wendigo's, freshly captured victims.The girl and the boy wondered what'll happen next. the boy started to think about different way to go to the outside without getting killed by the monsters and vampires. But the girl still was afraid of the huge dark wizard that cried out loud. So the boy take off his shirt and shoes and boogie danced as if possessed. The girl ran out into the dark wet street! Seeing this, the biggest tree in the park nearby catch the girl and whooped her: " Stay still sweety!" And just that moment the sound of someone shooting was heard nearby. The sounds was the most dreadful sound she ever had heard before. It got her by surprise and a cold shiver went down her neck thru her tip of toes and she saw her life flash parting a tree. Who knows what will happen next says the tree and the leaves. This is ridiculous, how will I ever escape this trouble following me? It is hopeless. And three seconds later the boy suddenly remembered, that he had three coins in his pocket. They were big and shiny. He took them into his hands and spoke magic, "Shall this coins make me unvisible!", and after that, the boy was not to see anymore. He takes step for step backwards.
But did not know the proper way to use the invisibility spell, what should I

13.08.2017 11:14:30

nia78
nia78
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30325
Reputation: 11960
Posts: 255
Antitheocra
nia78
18.08.2017 18:25:15
nia78
Several years ago, there was a girl and a boy that was a wendigo's, freshly captured victims.The girl and the boy wondered what'll happen next. the boy started to think about different way to go to the outside without getting killed by the monsters and vampires. But the girl still was afraid of the huge dark wizard that cried out loud. So the boy take off his shirt and shoes and boogie danced as if possessed. The girl ran out into the dark wet street! Seeing this, the biggest tree in the park nearby catch the girl and whooped her: " Stay still sweety!" And just that moment the sound of someone shooting was heard nearby. The sounds was the most dreadful sound she ever had heard before. It got her by surprise and a cold shiver went down her neck thru her tip of toes and she saw her life flash parting a tree. Who knows what will happen next says the tree and the leaves. This is ridiculous, how will I ever escape this trouble following me? It is hopeless. And three seconds later the boy suddenly remembered, that he had three coins in his pocket. They were big and shiny. He took them into his hands and spoke magic, "Shall this coins make me unvisible!", and after that, the boy was not to see anymore. He takes step for step backwards.
But did not know the proper way to use the invisibility spell, what should I ask for,in order to

18.08.2017 18:25:15
CuddlePuddle
CuddlePuddle
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2042
Reputation: 2542
Posts: 255
Freethinkerland
CuddlePuddle
21.08.2017 09:14:45
CuddlePuddle
Several years ago, there was a girl and a boy that was a wendigo's, freshly captured victims.The girl and the boy wondered what'll happen next. the boy started to think about different way to go to the outside without getting killed by the monsters and vampires. But the girl still was afraid of the huge dark wizard that cried out loud. So the boy take off his shirt and shoes and boogie danced as if possessed. The girl ran out into the dark wet street! Seeing this, the biggest tree in the park nearby catch the girl and whooped her: " Stay still sweety!" And just that moment the sound of someone shooting was heard nearby. The sounds was the most dreadful sound she ever had heard before. It got her by surprise and a cold shiver went down her neck thru her tip of toes and she saw her life flash parting a tree. Who knows what will happen next says the tree and the leaves. This is ridiculous, how will I ever escape this trouble following me? It is hopeless. And three seconds later the boy suddenly remembered, that he had three coins in his pocket. They were big and shiny. He took them into his hands and spoke magic, "Shall this coins make me unvisible!", and after that, the boy was not to see anymore. He takes step for step backwards. But did not know the proper way to use the invisibility spell, what should I ask for, in order to disappear from sight?

21.08.2017 09:14:45

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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